Write a caption for this girl having a great time getting a fake bottle smashed over her head and you can win a copy of Godfather II froim EA. It's the only game that lets you re-enact all the scenes from the movie as you recruit, develop, and promote members of your crime family. Recruit your friends to join your family and take them into battle online to find out who is the Don of Dons. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Mr. Pink: Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead! Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
when are you guys gonna fuckin change this thing? im tired of seeing some dumb chick gettin hit in the face (well, actually, that never gets old, especially if its a video) but this is been goin on for far too long
There will be no winner, because Cory took the game, which would have been the prize, when he quit. Also, ther will no longer be "Commnet of the week" because, all the tee shirts we also taken.
The person who normally changes the pictures out has been arrested for smashing a bottle on a random girl's head. A winner will be announced once he is released from jail.
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May 19th, 2009 at 08:51 am
Noah upset at his lack of scoring ability on Adult Friend Finder goes cavemen style to get laid.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I swear, off the roof, in between a couple of balconys and poof this idiot jumped right through your beer. This time, you wait in line.
May 19th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Like OH MY GAWD!!! I love it when it gets all over my face and hair!
May 19th, 2009 at 03:12 pm
And that's why you must enter my mouth.
May 21st, 2009 at 08:29 am
F*ck the bottle...apparently it's going to take a wooden stake and/or silver bullet to get rid of Cameron F*ckin Diaz...
ENOUGH ALREADY!
May 21st, 2009 at 09:35 am
How many times do I have to TELL you! Keep your mouth OPEN when the leprechaun goes for the money shot!
May 23rd, 2009 at 03:17 am
I wonder if I can keep this smile for the reminder of this contest...
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Good. Finally.
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 pm
"Try your best to fix Camerons face" Henry Said.
"She won't Mind" Henry Said.
May 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Wine... the original date rape drug
May 24th, 2009 at 01:49 pm
Damnit I'm all out of chloroform!
Well I guess this will have to do
May 25th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Is anyone gonna win this thing?
May 25th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
when are you guys gonna fuckin change this thing? im tired of seeing some dumb chick gettin hit in the face (well, actually, that never gets old, especially if its a video) but this is been goin on for far too long
May 26th, 2009 at 07:45 am
There will be no winner, because Cory took the game, which would have been the prize, when he quit. Also, ther will no longer be "Commnet of the week" because, all the tee shirts we also taken.
May 26th, 2009 at 07:48 am
there*
Comment*
May 28th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
dipshit*
that corrects spelling errors*
because we're dumbfuck assholes*
who can't possibly figure out what you meant*
May 27th, 2009 at 08:53 am
This isn't the first time she's had something big busted in her face.
May 28th, 2009 at 07:35 am
"Is that your wife?"
BANG!
May 28th, 2009 at 04:05 pm
So did this shit just turn into a "Give An April, May and June," or did you sell the Godfather game for a dimebag, or WTF?
May 29th, 2009 at 03:23 pm
Is there anything Cameron Diaz can't do?
May 29th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I DONT THINK IT WORKED!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 07:43 am
The person who normally changes the pictures out has been arrested for smashing a bottle on a random girl's head. A winner will be announced once he is released from jail.
June 17th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
That should be the fucking winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 01:36 pm
This has been up since April 8th! Come on Holy Taco! Pick a goddamned winner already!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:39 am
I'm going to sexually abuse a WHOLE orphanage.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am
(Cartman voice)
I...HATE...YOU...GUYS...
June 3rd, 2009 at 08:44 pm
gaaaaaaawDamnit, Papi said WHISKEY!!!!!!
June 6th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Ok, I have talked it over with my wife. She is willing to sleep with a member of your staff if you pick me as the winner.
June 9th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Too late, they already picked her up on Adult Friend Finder. I think the intern slept with her.
June 6th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
Im a blond no pain
Im a blond no brain
Im a blond no pain
June 7th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
does this smashed bottle make my ass look fat?
June 8th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
Not even a bottle of Ripple could put a dent in Jersey Skank hair.
June 9th, 2009 at 09:47 am
TITS or GTFO
June 9th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
Please dear God, end this
June 9th, 2009 at 01:41 pm
Too bad this game got terrible reviews
June 12th, 2009 at 10:33 am
It's gonna be worth a shitload as an antique when Holy Taco finally chooses a winner!
June 10th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Green facial!
June 17th, 2009 at 03:10 pm
Shrek Cumshot
June 10th, 2009 at 09:38 pm
"argh, i thought i told you to do the dishes!!"
June 11th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Mythbusters: There's Something About Mary edition
June 12th, 2009 at 01:41 pm
Domestic violence can be fun for the whole family with Break-a-Bottle.
June 12th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
The Chardonnay will be fine. Thanks
June 13th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Not Pictured: 7 other members of the spousal abuse support group.
June 14th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Blondes: Getting smashed in public since 1931
July 7th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
May I have the video game so you'll take this goddamn picture down!
July 9th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Since face bacon wasn't enough, now its time for the bottle.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Dudes? Seriously? That fuggin picture is still up?
July 17th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
A woman put in her place.
July 18th, 2009 at 06:53 am
Behold the exploding dildo
July 18th, 2009 at 05:47 pm
I don't know why, but every time someone smashes a bottle against my head, my hair explodes.
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