Face it. You're probably fat. So, to help fix that, write a caption for this still of what appears to be an elderly woman getting conked on the forehead with a baseball and you can win a copy of "Gold's Gym Cardio Workout" for the Wii. (If you're not fat, then get your girlfriend to make one of those awesome Wii-videos and send it into us.)
As usual, leave your comments in the caption section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Fallen85: Salesh misunderstood when Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans said they needed a Bass player
news report on immigrant healthcare,local women states "I thought glueing it to my head would at least get me prompt emergency room treatment for this horrible yeast infection ive got"
the chinese drywall baseball tumor phenomenon is growing rapidly out of control...god help us all (cut to dr.manhattan triumphantly appearing in a 1950's scientist filled cafeteria.....YEA...it a fucking watchmen trailer reference, bitches)
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April 1st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Is there anything stuck in my teeth??
April 1st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Japanese baseball fans celebrate World Baseball Classic title with all-new 3D tattoos
April 1st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
It's still considered "my balls your chin!"
April 1st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
It keeps telling me to "start the reactor". What's that mean?
April 2nd, 2009 at 05:03 pm
winnar
April 1st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
...and then I put my balls on her Chen.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
North Korean rockets are not nearly as scary as they sound.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Telekinesis isnt all it's cracked up to be.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:33 pm
How the hell is this staying on?!
April 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
It's not a tumor.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Somewhere in Asia a business man is jerking off to this in a tiny hotel room.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:39 pm
ahhhyyyyy ... why you do dat?
My face look like catchers mit?
April 1st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
...something tells me grandma has taken balls to the face before...
April 1st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Juggalers appologize to local woman for Charity Show Beaning
April 1st, 2009 at 12:42 pm
ay chihuahua
April 1st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
and another mexican is put in there place thanks to the right arm of toby keith.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
The real casualties of A-Rod's juicing
April 1st, 2009 at 12:46 pm
It wasn't until Mrs. Lee suggested sushi as the post-game celebratory food that the Little Leaguers struck.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Your balls have been tempered with fury of dragon.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
This is NOT what I had in mind when I answered that craigslist ad for "Want me to ball your forehead?"
April 1st, 2009 at 01:00 pm
This was the only souvenir grandma got from the world baseball classic
April 1st, 2009 at 01:01 pm
Awesome, I like this game.
April 1st, 2009 at 01:09 pm
BASEBALL! You have one on your forehead!
April 1st, 2009 at 01:13 pm
"So an Asian walks into a Barr..."
April 1st, 2009 at 01:12 pm
Hory Crap! I tord him a teabag was-a twenty dorrars extra, but-a this is-a not what I had in-a mind.
April 1st, 2009 at 01:13 pm
news report on immigrant healthcare,local women states "I thought glueing it to my head would at least get me prompt emergency room treatment for this horrible yeast infection ive got"
April 1st, 2009 at 01:19 pm
No...keep your EYE on the ball !
April 1st, 2009 at 01:24 pm
Has anyone seen my baseball?
April 1st, 2009 at 01:25 pm
I got my fucking pitch back!
April 1st, 2009 at 01:29 pm
the chinese drywall baseball tumor phenomenon is growing rapidly out of control...god help us all (cut to dr.manhattan triumphantly appearing in a 1950's scientist filled cafeteria.....YEA...it a fucking watchmen trailer reference, bitches)
April 1st, 2009 at 01:29 pm
"My baseball hurts"
April 1st, 2009 at 01:36 pm
Finally! A screen-cap to McG's remake of Videodrome.
April 1st, 2009 at 01:51 pm
I said balls on chin!
April 1st, 2009 at 01:52 pm
Congratulations, finally someone beat japan to a new porno-industry. "Women head-blocking hard I"
April 1st, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Those slanty eyes never had a chance at seeing the fastball come!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2009 at 02:12 pm
Ow! Hey Come on guys! Fower Barr, Fower Barr!
April 1st, 2009 at 04:52 pm
Damn, that was mine!
Nice job.
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April 1st, 2009 at 02:15 pm
Kenny Powers v. substitute teacher
April 1st, 2009 at 02:18 pm
90mph T-bag.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:20 pm
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
April 1st, 2009 at 02:20 pm
No. You do it arr wrong.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:23 pm
Geez lady, do something about that acne, will ya?
April 1st, 2009 at 02:25 pm
This is from when Stevie Wonder was practicing his opening pitch for the Dodgers game.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:34 pm
Half a teabag
April 1st, 2009 at 02:35 pm
huh...I just got this morning and someone had been playing baseball and my big ass forehead.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:55 pm
Mrs Chan's attempt to compete with her younger sister's ping pong show was doomed to fail.
April 1st, 2009 at 03:07 pm
HORRY COW!! Cubs WIN!!!
April 1st, 2009 at 03:07 pm
With the recent Recession hitting all through out Asia, Teams have realized they could no longer afford bats
April 1st, 2009 at 03:10 pm
After Roger Clemens Perjury case ended badly he went on a beanball rampage, Unfortunately before taking his own life in a juicing accident
April 1st, 2009 at 03:27 pm
Wax on wax off was much easier
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