How to Make a McGriddle at Home
Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show
8 Things Science Says Women Love
Zooey Deschanel Hotness
5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
15 Tattoo Fails
Top 20 Most Shocking Girls
20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Hottie Index
This is NOT what I had in mind when I answered that craigslist ad for “Want me to ball your forehead?”
This was the only souvenir grandma got from the world baseball classic
ahhhyyyyy … why you do dat?
My face look like catchers mit?
Has anyone seen my baseball?
I got my fucking pitch back!
“My baseball hurts”
…something tells me grandma has taken balls to the face before…
BASEBALL! You have one on your forehead!
Finally! A screen-cap to McG’s remake of Videodrome.
Juggalers appologize to local woman for Charity Show Beaning
“So an Asian walks into a Barr…”
No…keep your EYE on the ball !
the chinese drywall baseball tumor phenomenon is growing rapidly out of control…god help us all (cut to dr.manhattan triumphantly appearing in a 1950′s scientist filled cafeteria…..YEA…it a fucking watchmen trailer reference, bitches)
The real casualties of A-Rod’s juicing
Awesome, I like this game.
Those slanty eyes never had a chance at seeing the fastball come!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, finally someone beat japan to a new porno-industry. “Women head-blocking hard I”
news report on immigrant healthcare,local women states “I thought glueing it to my head would at least get me prompt emergency room treatment for this horrible yeast infection ive got”
Hory Crap! I tord him a teabag was-a twenty dorrars extra, but-a this is-a not what I had in-a mind.
and another mexican is put in there place thanks to the right arm of toby keith.
ay chihuahua
It wasn’t until Mrs. Lee suggested sushi as the post-game celebratory food that the Little Leaguers struck.
Your balls have been tempered with fury of dragon.
I said balls on chin!
Somewhere in Asia a business man is jerking off to this in a tiny hotel room.
Ok so you were at a football game and then what happened?
No it was a baseball game, not a football game!
Baseball fever… Catch it!
And you thought the bird flu was scary.
Excuse me Miss, you have a little something on your forehead.
I said my name is Rick James, then I hit her with a baseball
I remember this picture, Lee had a lot on her mind that day!
So is she using the cream or the clear?
Why that’s the oddest unicorn I have ever seen!
so it has…..dang
NOW THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FALLING ASLEEP AT THE RAWLINGS BASEBALL FACTORY!
Rawlings introduces their new line of fashion accessories for the female baseball fanatic.
Jessica Simpson pre-Proactiv solution…
“Head’s up play by the Korean center fielder”
More proof that Sosa is on steroids.
Baseball – apply directly to the forehead
Mrs Ichuro had read you could hang a baseball from the garage ceiling in order to avoid running into things while pulling in. Perfect placement she said.
you really dont want to see where the baseball bat is stuck!
in the original strain jose canseco-itis the ball would bounce off your head, but this new strain is far more ridiculous!
The stiching on the baseball really makes your eyes pop.
We finally learn the whereabouts of Warren’s baseball from “Something About Mary”.
Sorry Jazzy, been done
The roundness of the ball contrasts nicely with the flatness of your face.
A-Rod’s answer to asian reporterabout steroids and rage
Mrs. Jung’s english had always been problematic, but she really wasn’t expecting this when she mentioned needing stitches on her face.
If she opened her eyes, she would know what’s coming!~
Wha theesss fowa bawa oh hone wung?
ROW! My Racking read!
Its not a tumor~
haha, that’s a good one.
Mom should have looked into how t-ball is played before offering to play with her 10 year old.
Rare glimpse at the target on the dunk tank at Miley Cyrus’ 16th birthday party
After years of having balls slapped against face, Sun “Spicy Wonton” Kwan was ironically killed by a foul ball at her own Syphallis Treatment charity baseball game.
“you think this is bad, you should see what’s in my ass…”
“In Soviet Russia, ball hits you!”
Oh, Japan? Shit.
http://sickpigs.com
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU CRAZY ASIAN!!
*Arnold Schwarzenegger voice* It’s not a tumor!!
Coming this fall on TLC. Born in a rural village in the Chinese Province of Hunan and kept from the public eye until now, Ping Wong always knew something was different about her. But it wasn’t until her family invested their life savings in a mirror, that she realized she was the Ball-Face Woman!
T-Ball, T-Bag. What’s the difference?
“I killed my siamese twin when I was 5. This part of her skull lets everyone know not to F&@k with me.”
Ropen ruor Fruking rise and rears. Rie shed, Put ree raceball on ruor fruking red, NOT HRED! Strupid fruking hrore!
The Asian version of a Ballchinian was left out of Men in Black
Shit, I could have had a Rawlings.
Orel Hershiser’s response to no ticket no laundry
HORRY COW!! Cubs WIN!!!
With the recent Recession hitting all through out Asia, Teams have realized they could no longer afford bats
Wax on wax off was much easier
Oh yeah mom…You think because we are japanese I can’t play american baseball? I’ll show you, I’ll show everyone.
After Roger Clemens Perjury case ended badly he went on a beanball rampage, Unfortunately before taking his own life in a juicing accident
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU CRAZY ASIAN!!
Kim Jong Il’s wife discovers Korean “weapons of mass distruction”
Japaneese women are weird… in india they just have a red dot…
The aftermath of A-Rod’s Teabag
hey, YOU LADY
IM A BALL
I THINK IM JUST GONNA OME ON IN TO YOUR BRAIN HERE,
OH LOOK AT THAT I FIT PERFECT
That woman is asian, which means there has to be a fetish for this sort of picture.
P.S. That woman is Asian. Nuff Said.
Baseball game??? I thought we were going to the zoo! whoa oh oh oh, Going to the zoo!
In other news, the Enola Gay baseball team is missing some equipment.
“IT’S NOT A TOO-MAH!!!”
Wtf kind of prize is that!? I put in all the effort of moving my sausage link fingers and all i can win is a game for fags on a system that is so gay it makes Lebron James look straight. Oh, and by the way, that woman is sofa king asian.
this pimple is killing me!
No, I said keep your eye on the ball!
Haf you seen mah wiener?
Daisuke couldn’t have made it any plainer to his mother: You’re not welcome in Boston!
Hoo hea ma po heh? hoo!
Im Crazy Baseball Unicorn Rady….Now gimme some candy!!!!
Too Boo Koo
Spring training on the set of Gran Torino.
No glove, no love!
balls to the face $45 30 min $100 1 hour
Do you have any aspirin or ex-lax? I’m so constipated I have a headache.
It’s not a toooooomaaaaahhhhhh!
3. When something says made in China i always pictured Asian women in sweatshops toling away, not asian women on their patios enjoying themselves while growing their product out of their head. I’d like to see the asian woman who grows all the dildos off of her head, “Hey Ping-Pang you’ve got a dickfor on your forehead…” Ping-Pang-”Whats a dickfor?” Oh shit way too much time on my hands and not enough dorito cheese.
…am i preety?
Hoo! I gone gia bah ong mi hea.
What? Do I have something on my face?
没有å™艺…æ‰æ£’çÂÂÆ’…没有头撞了ï¼ÂÂ
What the hell is wrong with that baseball!?
That’s keeping your head in the game!
Careful girls… get too many balls in your face and this could happen to you!
Mrs. Chen, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that it isn’t an infected boil.
So if I tea-bagged this lady, would that mean she struck out?
No wouldn’t it mean you were up 3-0 in the count, because there would be three balls. One more and she d earn a walk.
Baseball – apply directly to the forehead!
“It’s not a tumor!”
Juuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside…
As it turns out, Yamamoto’s husband both likes baseball AND is very good at painting.
This is what happens to all the balls Barry Bonds hits out of the stadium
They no show whole picture…..the bad in ass he hurt worse!
Baseball- apply directly to forehead
Baseball- apply directly to forehead
Baseball- apply directly to forehead
Japanese so crazy!
“…and you say this game is called TeeBall? O.K., sounds like fun!”
Ichiro’s mom knew he was going to play professional baseball when he was a kid!
yao mings mom trying to help him figure out what sport to play. donggggggg
“Ehh, whattya gonna do?”
Is there anything stuck in my teeth??
awesome!
“Ice is cheaper than new windows.”
Japanese baseball fans celebrate World Baseball Classic title with all-new 3D tattoos
Ichiro’s mom
Would have seen it coming if she wouldnt have been squinting.
Here’s a quarter – go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
Kenny Powers v. substitute teacher
…and then I put my balls on her Chen.
Oh No!!! I usuary rove Barrs on my forhead!! I
A still of the asian remake of simon birch.
huh…I just got this morning and someone had been playing baseball and my big ass forehead.
It was the best SLANTing Sinker Charlie ever threw.
she is a Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn fan
Uh Oh . . . um, fore?
Balls on her forehead used to be more fun
I’ve heard of a tumor the size of a baseball, but this is ridiculous…
East meets West
Excuse me, where the fuck do you keep our Anacin?
First the asian flu, now the Joe DiMaggio decease…
“Oh No! I’m going balled!”
I gotta something on my mind to terr youuuu!!!
It keeps telling me to “start the reactor”. What’s that mean?
winnar
I wish I could hit both those things.
Damn, that was mine!
Nice job.
http://sickpigs.com
Ow! Hey Come on guys! Fower Barr, Fower Barr!
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
Baseball, apply directly to the forehead!
No. You do it arr wrong.
What you said:
Where You’ve Seen Her: Bai Ling is an actress who, not surprisingly, started playing the roles of villains in movies like The Crow and Wild Wild West but has branched out since them. Banned from her home country of China, she sticks around in the U.S. and was recently arrested for shoplifting in LAX. She’s also openly bisexual. Though she definitely breaks the Asian Girl stereotype, you could still probably get her to do anything…anything.
What I read:
Bai Ling blah, blah, blah, OPENLY BISEXUAL blah, blah, blah, DO ANYTHING.
P.S., is that her mother with the baseball?
hey ashton, this show used to be kinda funny, but pegging old asian ladies in he forehead with baseballs? that is just kind of mean spirited, dude.
DOCKTOR SAY IT GO AWAY IN FEW MONTHS.
Now please violate me with your Louisville Slugger.
Now a set of balls on my face is not so bad!
Grandma, that’s not what I meant when I said,”Keep your eye on the ball!”
90mph T-bag.
-Anybody up for a few rounds of faceball?
Geez lady, do something about that acne, will ya?
This is from when Stevie Wonder was practicing his opening pitch for the Dodgers game.
To Look more attractive to sport fans, This woman painted her forehead tumor as a baseball.
What? This is normal in Japan.
Half a teabag
It’s not a tumor.
Telekinesis isnt all it’s cracked up to be.
How the hell is this staying on?!
It’s still considered “my balls your chin!”
That Hurt Long Time!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Chan’s attempt to compete with her younger sister’s ping pong show was doomed to fail.
North Korean rockets are not nearly as scary as they sound.