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Sorry son, I’m not buying that you just found it, “Where did you get it and why is it in our house?”
WOW!! This is some good shit man!!!
Lord of the Bong – my precious.
In return for patching his pants, he insisted that DeShaun ‘break me off a little sumpin yo!’
It wasn’t hard for Frank to figure out that this weed was laced with angledust.
hey let me get a little of that luck of the irish
John didn’t believe the dealer when he said the pot at the end of the bong was enchanted
Troll: I hear that shit can cause brain damage.
Black guy: Your kidding right?
join us next week for another episode of ” blackman an goblin”
Here, try this. My buddy Stadanko gave it to me.
“Yo, you got the juice now, man”
After freeing the bong Genie, ” Player wishes for some “magicly delicious”
I’d taser the little fucker an steal his weed.
Tyrone laughed at his dealer at first, but soon realized why the strain he bought was called “The Leprechaun”
If I wake up next to you I’ll never smoke weed again, I promise.
“Hey, they said there would be a POT of gold…..oh I see, should have read the fine print…”
Maybe I’m just high, but am I the only one seeing a crazy big black guy hitting the bong?
I have the power!
Maybe I’m just high, but am I the only one seeing a crazy big black guy hitting the bong?
Now we know the leprechaun went back to the hood.
Oops. Double post was mistake. (void this as entry)
Once you go black you never go back.
Now we know why the leprechaun went back to the hood.
I wanna know where da gold at.
WTF Man? I thought you said you were selling me a life size bong?
Ahww man I muss’ve done sumpin’ wrong. Don’ say nuttin’ bout sein’ no Leppa-kons.
This 1 is good.
LMAO!!!!
This 1 is the mutt’s nuts!… nice ‘It’s Always Sunny..’ reference!
Dude…it’s strong…just take a little hit,,
This is how Plaxico Burress shot himself.
It says here, “repeated use can lead to symptoms including excessive fingernails, fangs, leathery skin and stunted heigh, or ‘Troll’ ”
Fuck you bro, PUFF PUFF PASS!!
MTV Cribs presents a look under the bridge with the Troll
VH1 – Where Are They Now? – Chuckie
Ah snap this binger is wi…LLOW?!?!
Blazed Black guy: *blank stare*
Leprechaun: “Is he gonna hit that shit…”
“so mayn yo’ tellin’ me if i smoke this bowl its gon’ make me im gona want to shine some mothafuckin’ shoes and kill mothafuckin’ jeniffer aniston? il take a P to sell to mah niggaz.”
“so mayn yo’ tellin’ me if i smoke this bowl im gona want to shine some mothafuckin’ shoes and kill mothafuckin’ jeniffer aniston? il take a P to sell to mah niggaz”
Give me back my Precious!
You said last time if I let you smoke for free you would give me your pot of gold and its been two weeks, F*** you leprachaun dude no gold no smoke, and what happend to the green threads, I don’t think you are a real leprachaun where is your leprachaun registration card
Things got a little freaky at the inauguration after party.
If I had known he was gonna steal my bong I wouldn’t have wished for a big prick!
is that krazy horse?!?!
Ere body see da lepikron say YEAH!
Leprechaun: “Dude let me get greens. I need to get my regular color back.”
They after my lucky bong!
Troll: Don’t do it kid…look what happened to me!
Not so much a caption, but WTF, I thought midgets were supposed to have little flappy arms not those fucked up looking man-arms. That’s some weird shit.
Who knew the best weed grew under a bridge…
This party is really not going like I had expected.
“Yo this some good shit right here, I’m seeing fucking leprechauns!”
“Oh my man now you see here, here’s your problem. You got some crunk all up in your screen here”
“Dude, in an hour I’m going to need to eat some of your Lucky Charms, just letting you know now.”
Scenes from the OTHER side of the rainbow!!!!
Who says pot causes birth defects?
I’ve never had no shit like that before in my life!
I had no clue the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow really ways pot… Need to catch me a leprecahn fast.
“Frosted luck hash…it’s magically hallucinogenic!”
What a real black man and his shorty look like
to get in the boys hole, you gotta pay the troll toll!
Man i got some shit for you i call it Leprechraunic.
Damm munchies coming, I need some lucky charms
Yo Lep, we is cool, but I ain’t smokin no 4 leaf clovers.
leprechaun : Is that some good shit?
Black Man: Mutha fucka you know it….
leprechaun : How good is it?
Black Man: I’m talking to your green ass ain’t I
leprechaun : Dam Thats some good shit let me hit it…
Black Man: Fuck you use your pot of gold and get your own shit.
leprechaun : Stingy black asshole..
Black Man: What the Fuck you Say?!?
leprechaun : Nothing………………..
“Am I high, or is that a real black guy stealing my bong?”
“Who else seen the leprechaun say YEAAHH!”
“Who else seen the leprechaun say YEAAA!”
“My first-born, huh? Yeah, man, he live wit’ his mom in Brooklyn. You can have him.”
This dank is so rank it makes you see black people.
Come on my brother, put me back in the transporter. I gotta get the fuck out of here!
I smell a sitcom!
Weed was the only thing left for Reggie to turn to after Maury told him that he was in fact, the father.
This shit is so good i’m seeing rainbows.
You’ll never get me Acapulco Gold!
Alright…
None of this sh!t is funny!
And, more importantly, how the phuck did you get this pic of me and Wayne Brady???
gets my vote
Pot can make you short and change the color of your skin pigment
Getting high: The only true way to find that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.
Who need a pot of gold when you’ve got a bowl and a leprechaun?
What kind of shit did I put in this thing?
I’m telling you dude, it will not stunt your growth or make you look or feel different
prepairing for his role in Leprechaun in the Hood, Leprechaun met up with his dealer Tron for advice
Man, Minnie-Me sure has made some poor choices since Austin Powers.
“Damn! I’m gonna call this shit Lucky Charms”
“Silly midget, Bongs are for kids.”
The devil went down to harlem…
I was promised a magic dragon… What the fuck are you?
Infomercials are getting weirder… “Wow, magic midget; a Bong with a Clock in it for ONLY 10.99???”
I think it’s safe to say that Martin Lawrence’s career is in kind of a slump
” Wow, vertically challenged new roomie, how’d you get all those boxes in?” “With this, buddy”
Oh, Behave……….
The real reason why brothas stick to blunts
It’s is waaay bigger than mine.
I wonder if that was laced with something? What do you think Grandma?
Troll:
Go on, try it. How you think I got this perma-grin?
DeShaun: How much you chargin??
Wha?? You think a f-in Leprokan can’t be growin the bomb? I got boxes o’da stank.
ya… I do art too.
…ya, and so that bitch was in Tiajauna… and then… fuk it… you sell me some of this?
Naw, I dun’t even like weed… I just like hang wit’chu bro.
DeShaun: Ya, I’ll buy a twomp sack.
Troll: Aw fuk, I’m in bidness maaan. Dun’t gimme dat.
DeShaun: Daamn, I’m broke and shit.
Troll: Gimme it back den and go buy youz own cowpie-chicken weed from da hoes.
DeShaun: Ok, okaaay.. whoa, I just noticed… are you a f-in troll or something?
You have uncovered the missing lyrics from Afroman’s song:
I was going to move all my shit, but then I got high.
I was going to paint all the wall, until I got high.
I started seeing little demons, and now I know why…
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
R. Kelly was so high he thought this midget was a 12 year old girl. This image was all the police found in the urine soaked abandoned kitchen
I would say it is time to get creepy, but apparently the clock reads 4:21.
When did they load the drug dealer add on to World of Warcraft?
Ireland has gone to hell since the IRA disbanded.
This public service announcement failed to demonstrate the negative side effects marijuana has on infants because the casting director couldn’t find an actual black child that still lived with it’s daddy.
After this night, Kanye West swore he’d never smoke weed again. Just music man, just music.
After this night, Kane West swore he’d never smoke weed again. Just music man, just music.
‘I thought I was smokin weed’
Maybe if we smoke up again I can remember where I put my mask.
This is from a 70′s gay porn flick the Skizzard of Foz. The little one breaks out into song in the next scene:
“I represent the Bong and Pot League.
The Bong and Pot League.
The Bong and Pot League.
And in the name of the Bong and Pot League,
We wish to welcome you to Munch-forskin-land.”
Then the little guy swallows the black guys “Hookha.”
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I’m told.”
Shit bong don’t work. F*#%^@$ piece of crap!!
If you let me hit your bong I’ll tell ya where my gold is!
Seriously dude, would I lie to you? The side effects are hardly noticeable!!
“Dude lets get high and paint some boxes”
“Leprechaun in the hood II” starring DMX
this is your body after drugs for ten years. the guy on the right, not the left, asshole.
so, kids, don’t do drugs.
Damn, and i thought i packed some serious heat
Hey, aren’t you that bug i stepped on earlier?
Thus, the writing process for “Leprechaun: In Da’ Hood” begins . . .
stop campin the lucky charms negro
“bag of lucky charms magically delicious!”
hey little dude, hit this shit and i swear you’ll look just like brad pitt
3 zebras……….1 tree
I found the end of the rainbow bitches……………….and this is WAY BETTER than gold!!!!!
dispelling the myth of “pot goggles”
hey maaaannnnnnnnn……….lets get high and go play in my cardboard clubhouse.
Rumplepimpskin says: Until ye guesses my name you shall be locked in this ef’d up room and forced to spin straw into weed.
Remember…puff,puff pass.
Man,……..This is some good shit!!
So Aladdin rubs a lamp an then he gits some wishes..so if I rub dis…Yo What the Fuck?
“so if i hit this, you’re saying i can time travel?”
From the Leprechaun scary movie series; Leprechaun 6: Take a hit of me magic pipe.
This is why Kanye will be neither Elvis or the Beatles. When they were ‘hitting it’ it was with impossibly hot and horny women – not deep throating little trolls.
Wow….Whitney has really let herself go.
Yo, WTF, Reggie, you said this shit gave me the munchies
ooompa looompa dooopity doo, i’ve got another bong load for you
The Leprechaun sells his penis pump to Bobby Brown as a bong, just like the white man… taking advantage of the poor.
And Ricky Williams career was never the same….
“To me it look like a leprechaun, to me, all ya gotta do is look up in da tree…who all seen da leprechaun say “yeeaaahhhhhhhhhhh” -”
The Mobile Alabama Leprechaun
Seriously…..I give you one wish and you ask for a bong! At the very least you could have wished for some new pants.
This shit’s wacked, dude… im seein’ a bunch of cardboard boxes…
Little people big Bong!
Trade you my bong for sex? Deal!
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
So this is what happens when you rub a bong 3 times.
This isn’t where i parked my car!!
“I don’t think that was marijuana..”
“This is the LAST time I’m smoking 4 leaf clovers”
“That is the LAST time I’m smokin’ 4 leaf clovers”
By-gosh & begorrum… I thought you was after was me lucky charms! Now I know why you want ‘em…
Gimme ten bucks and I’ll go up on ya.
Ernie’s (Keebler Elf) new campaign to sell more Toll House Cookies.
BG: You sure this won’t turn me into a troll?
L: Positive!
Black Dude: Nice Bong. Real smooth on the uptake.
Leperchaun: Bong? That’s my penis pump.
Black Dude: WTF?!?! (Cue spitting violently)
“Yeah…so ….I have a lot of black friends, so this is isn’t weird for me.Seriously I love the blacks.”
This weed is so good it makes your midget look like a leprecaun.
Pot of gold or golden pot.. Who cares lets get baked!!
Question:–Wait…wait just a damn minute. You really ain’t wearing a mask?
Reply:–Nope, I ‘m really black!
So what your saying is ,if Obama can win than mini me has a shot?!
Would you just shut up and hit it already…I’ve got toys to build!
ni**a didn’t i see you in Ernest scared stupid?
“Man I Swear I Quit, I’m Never Smokin Again”
I gots your POT O GOLD right here BIOTCH!
This stuff always happens when I hang out with these damn white boys
Since the down fall of Nike shoe sweat shops in China the Leprechaun takes up a second job, cleaning bowls.
Ross Perot passes the torch to Barack Obama.
So, is Jennifer Aniston really that much of a bitch?
This is your pet midget on drugs
soldier boy revels how he keeps getting dirt on Ice-T.
Have you seen my pot?
Forget about alien vs. predator. Next friday vs. lord of the rings is going to kick your ass.
YOU GOT TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET INTO THIS BOYS HOLE!
I knew this shit was good but not “See the dead corpse of Herve Villechaize” good”
I’ll grant your wish as the next president Mr Obama if you hit the bong.
Always consult a leprechaun before your first bong hit
and all these years i thought leprachaun 4 back to the hood was just a movie
My Preciousssssssss!!
So this is what’s at the end of the rainbow.
you’re just mad cause i smoke so much green they call me St. Patrick and not you.
This is supposed to make what bigger?
Kanye West: “Leprechauns don’t care about black people!”
A friend with weed, is a friend indeed
Obama invites McCain over to make peace after the election
Ok one zebra painting, 1 pair of “tricked out” pants, and a “really dope crytal bong”, now give me back my suit!!!!!!!
So if I get the bong, will you throw in the zebra poster for free?
Thanks Gimli i’ve always wanted to hit a bong in the mines of moria
Yo man, be careful with that shit…See what it did to me.
If you don’t let me hit that shit you’ll be getting none if me lucky charms.
“DaaaAM! I said I wanted a litte ‘DRO, not a little TROLL! What the fuck am I gonna do wit dis bong now?”
you know how coke is called “the white lady?” well, crack is called “the evil white leprechaun from your childhood nightmares who wears sandals”
“Wait…so you actually live in this thing?”
Smoking will stunt your growth AND turn you white… are you sure that’s what you want?
“if this midget didnt have so much weed, i would be hanging with the homies drinking a King Cobra 40 oz. right now”
I wish you hadn’t stuffed this full of Lucky Charms….
I wish you hadn’t stuffed this full of Lucky Charms….
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Its not all that funny when they’re paying your rent.
“If it takes 10 shots to make her attractive, how much pot do I have to smoke to forget about it?”
This stuff was supposed to make Angelina Jolie appear and all I got was Gary Busey!
Like i said smoke this and lady’s are all over you check out these slip-on shoes.
Across the universe, an astro-archeologist unveils the culmination of his life’s work: a museum exhibit entitled, “Earth”
Mad Libs: the movie.
a modern day rumpelstiltskin scene
I just found out… i’m your brother from another mother.
DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! I’ve gotta quite smoking this shit!
Mom and dad never could figure out how to use the remote.
HOLY SHIT!!! My dealer said this stuff would trip me out. But a fucking Leprechaun? Come on, what ever happened to just getting the munchies.
HOLY SHIT!!! My dealer said this stuff would trip me out. But a fucking Leprechaun? Come on, what ever happened to just getting the munchies.
The reason the other dwarves named him Dopey.
Looks like Stan WILL have to suck Cartman’s balls after all…
The end of the rainbow is a lot sketchier than I expected…
There aren’t enough lucky charms in the world to make P diddy pass the hydro.
Great, I ask for a genie in a bottle and I get a fucking troll in a bong.
Leprechaun 12 : Welfare at the End of Terror Rainbow
One more hit of this and you’re going to look like beyonce’
“Marijuana, not even once”
I just met my new roommates. Mom’s not gonna like this.
after taking a hit he submitted a sketch to authorities of the leprechaun from the tree
Aquasox jumped out of his box to help Terrel smoke a bong and a L.
Damn!!! This is the last time I do an eightball, drink a bottle of Jack and snort pixie sticks at the same time.
ok, you’re on for 100 bucks. there is no way you are fitting this thing in there.
Hey son, sit down. I wanted to talk to you about how I met your mother…
” say Mang….Can I get a hit? and where them all the hoes you promised? “
A-ight, one hit… but then put your fucking shoes on right and get back to packing…
“it says here in the instructions that leprechauns should not partake in any THC consumption… Good, MO FO ME, bitch!”
Taking smoking weed and eating lucky charms to a whole new level
Taking smoking weed and eating lucky charms to a whole new level
“nah dude, it won’t stunt your growth. I promise”
“I am totally going to keep smoking this shit until I get Trix the Rabbit, FrankenBerry and Count Chocula up in this mo fo to help me unpack!”
“No, my young black friend, Genies come out of lamps. I am what comes out when you rub your bong 3 times. Now I will grant three wishes, and no wishing for more wishes and no wishing for Tupac to be resurrected.”
You said “One more hit” last time.. come on let’s get busy
Are you wearing a mask? No I’m black…
Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition. And some really dank shit.
Acapulco GOLD! Pass that or I’ll bite your ear off and make a shoe out of it
Where’s mi Acapulco GOLD?? Pass that or I’ll bite your ear off .. and make a shoe!
Yo, you might wanna wait and see how long this evil midget shit lasts before you hit that, cheif
yeah.. I’m high
yeah.. I’m high
Dennis Rodman has finally raised his standards!
Leprechauns have the best “Green”.
“Clearly a promo for R. Kelly’s latest addition to his Trapped in the Closet megahit.”
K, I quit
“Hey do these shorts make me look fat?”
Hurry up and light it, i’m tripping balls!
“Answer me these riddles three, then you may smoke your weed.”
Dude – that caption fucking rules… That’s definitely a Lucky the Leprechaun moment going on there.
“welcome to mi magical realm!”
Dude……..you gonna eat that?
I’ve always wanted to meet you mr. Obama.
You have to pay the trolls toll to get in the boy’s hole.
Ok, here is the bong load I owe you for patching my jeans. Now back to your box fort.
“Man, I know i wanted to smoke something small, shriveled, green, sticky, and with red hairs, but this is ridiculous! NOW PUT YO ASS IN DIS BONG”
I’ve heard of Beer Goggles leading to some awkward mornings, but the shame and regret of Bong Goggle-wake ups are in a different league.
Man I feel weird. Do I Look High?
this is a special leprechaun flute, this has been passed down from thousands of years ago from my great great grandfather who’s Irish..
Can you spot me a dime bag? I’m a little short…
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the third and final presidential debate.”
“And thats when Ja Rule realized his career was reaaallllly over.”
“MIGHT BE A PoT HEAd!!!
I told you that I was on a quest for the “ring” not the “green”.
After many unsuccessful attempts at turning straw into gold, Rumplestiltskin decides to take on a new profession… DRUG DEALER!
leprechaun “the good news: that stuff was laced, and i’m not real. the bad news: i’m going to convince you to kill yourself anyway.”
“HORNY and DESPERATE please buy bong.”
The leprechaun Society 212-555-BONG
Leprechaun in the Hood part 3: Forget me gold, I wants the weed.
caption to photo
“Dude,…. its gotta be the dope. I am 6’4″ and extremely good looking”
“Dude, do you guys see him too?”
No matter how hard he tried, no one believed Plaxico Burress when he told people, “that little leprechaun gave it to me!”
“Shoot cuz….you didn’t tell me you had tha bombud. I paint yo shack later yo. When Obama promised me a job, can you believe I actually thought I’d be workin’.”
Look Dude, Santa sent me down here from the north pole to pick up 1000 clone-a-willys and you haven’t even started yet?
You’ve got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy’s hole.
sorry that last one was me
so rub this and i can feed my family. has to be fake.
I told you those 4 leaf clovers were dank…im F#@! UP!
so much awesome my head will explode
Next Week on Tyler Perry’s “House of Mary Jane”
the real life pot o’ gold in all its splendor.
Do you think it will fit?
It’s the Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia!
Man, you right…this Lepre-Ganjah is tha shit!!!
PUFF PUFF GIVE and get me bowl of Charms Biatch!
WHO ALL SEEN DA LEPPAKON SAY YEAAAAAH!!!
I think Ireland has gone to hell
Raluca, Campina