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Quick, call the weather man, here’s 8 inches he wasn’t expecting!
You kids wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water would ya?
I’ve heard of wierd fetishes but MY GOD!
In Soviet Russia, ski lift rides you!
Snowballs?!? You’re doing it wrong….I think?
Shaun White’s Snowboarding has taken cheat codes to a whole new level.
New Year’s Resolution – Wear a belt!
Sean Off-White
After his father’s latest stunt, Timmy would forever be haunted by icicles.
honey you should really check out the view from down here!
the famous Chinese downhill trick
Fuck.
So chief…. can you translate my iraqi ass map?
Aww fresh air!
George: Well I just got back from skiing! And the air was cold…
Jerry: Oh… You mean… shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Oops I did it again…
Poopsicle!
Just Hanging out!
The sign said ” get off ” MY Bad
Talk about being caught with your pants down.
A new event at the 2010 winter olympic games. Chair-lift freestyle!
I said ski pole jackass
Batman takes a quick power nap while on vacation in Vail
Trials of the Special Olympics Winter Games. Where just getting up the mountain is scored.
He never believed pissing into the wind was bad, until now
Threesixtystalefishgrabtofakiecommandoair.
“She DID say to keep my tips up.”
“Great pictures come at a price.”
Watch me write my name upside-down.
am i doin it right?
Lucas as heard on the Empire Strikes Back set:
Damnit Mark! Show me where it says Luke is hanging from the ice monsters cave without pants. There is no nudity in Star Wars! What? Huh? No! That is in the next movie, and that is Carrie’s part. Leia is the one who is mostly naked. And stop pretending that’s a “light saber” dick head.
The day he became known as Halfpipe Larry….
For an instant bond that stays strong, Instant Krazy Glue
Son, bring quick a rumpologist…..the mother of Sly would be just fine…..now is the time to know if Harry Potter will turn gay….
Ok dad, hang in there…..
JERRY! Tell ‘em about the shrinkage!
I told you i could write my name in the snow while doing a beer bong
Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Thats the last time I try to pick up a penny
A guy goes hunting for the mythical snow shark uses himself as bait.
“SSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIiiiiiii-”
that is one dirty icicle
“No that is not your spidey-sense tingling! Its your frostbitten ass!”
if the naked apple of sin doesnt fall on you, this man will, along with his sin.
“Ill just show you how small it gets”
meth is a hell of a drug…
how many times do I have to tell you that you cant teabag me from up there?
I’m glad I followed Mom’s instructions and wore my clean underwear.
This is why you don’t ask Shaun White if he’s a real red-head.
Yo I’m bout to FUCK tonight!
Chikaka (The Great White Bat) Welcomes you to his Bat Cave
no no no! it’s shrinkage! i swear!
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
the last picture ever taken of Sonny Bono
God dammit! I haven’t forgot my pants, I’m fcking hanging in them!!!
Kiss my Quantum of Sol-ass
A pantsdown-bareass backflip on the worlds largest skateboard.
how shaun white won the women’s gold medal.
Quantum of SoreWindchappedace!
Having carefully weighed all his options for dating without a wingman, Bruce chooses the ‘spank me’ approach.”
“Having missed his only chance to moon his obnoxious ski instructor, Clyde clumsily attempts metamorhosis by building a partial cocoon.”
“Now Let me get this straight… first, you put the lime in the coconut, and then… wait a minute… does anyone else feel a draft?”
John tried and tried and finally the head of his penis ripped loose from Sally’s braces where it had become frozen.
Come on you know… like that fuckin’ kid in “A Christmas Story.”
Look Mom, I am on the internet!
Now Bobby, there is nothing to worry about. Just sit down and let the lift take…. HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Wanna get away?
Puts a whole new meaning to “Keep your tips up”
Alright, one more twist with my pole and this a**hole is DONE!
There’s no toilet paper under here ASSHOLE
I hung butt naked upside down from a moving ski lift, and I all I got was this stupid bond movie game
That’s the Bobby Brady method of getting rid of shrinkage.
…as Jimmy’s dad proceeded to moon the chair full of kids behind them, all it took was one perfectly aimed snowball.
once he gets down you think he’ll explain the whole “shrinkage” thing? or just count this one as a lose?
Mom,Dad, Congratulations! It’s a boy!
“No worries – I’m just checking out those bats over there.”
“Bill’s promising career as Proctology Poster Boy is nipped in the bud.”
Talk about a multi tasker, Dave can pee, ski, and do vertical sit ups all at once.
ever since jimmy longjohnson won porn star of the year award, he’s been using every chance he can get to show off
Man you take about an “BARE ASSSSING” moment.
Disneyland’s new ride: Chester the Molester
And this is how we bait the Yeti!
I hope this picture does not show up on the Internet. That could be embarrassing.
“Ski-nny Dipping”
What an asshole.
“Hey, honey, do you think your tongue will stick to this?”
“Massive shrinkage, dudes”,seriously I’m huge after a thaw…
This isn’t where I parked my car?
**The National Weather Service has issued an ass-alanche warning until 6 p.m. this evening**
This is the last time I fall behind on the slopes!
The ONE day I forget underwear.
Frostbutt: Is the medical condition wherein one forgets pants due to extreme cold.
Wonder if I can write my name in the snow while I’m stuck here
keep going! my tip is up AND i’m ready to unload!
During snowboarding season it isn’t rare to see one being gutted after the hunt is over.
Does This Chairlift Make My Ass Look Fat???
Leaked photos from the set of Hot Dog 2: Kendo’s Gone Clazy
“You’re smoking the weed without me, aren’t you…”
I’m surprised the picture came out ok with all that glare.
Ain’t this a bitch.
Laugh at me for losing my gloves on the tow rope…NOW YOU’RE THE ASS!!!!
Michael Keaton prepares for his role as Batman with a little Rocky IV influence.
Damn . . . .
Can I get a lift.
Later I am going to the bullfight……on acid~!
“I told you my pants would hold me! Now, which one of us looks stupid?”
LOLOLOL … funny shit
Holy Taco Ski Trip
My old man is sloppy drunk…again
“Just airing out the ole’ balls nothing to see here people”
Worst bungie jumper ever!!
There is nothing quite as refreshing to ones own genitals as pissing up-side down in the winter.
He was going to be charged with indecent exposure but the idea was dropped due to lack of visible evidence.
Shrinkage. Noooooooooooo!
Polish ski lifts suck!
Full moon at bare back mountain
Hurry!!!Grab My Pole!!!
Why do you always have to pee your name in the snow everywhere we go???!
Why vampires should not hang out on ski lifts.
Is that an aerial split?
Ok, people! It only looks that small because all of the blood is rushing to my head!
Hey Dad… Do you care if I drink the rest of you hot cocoa?
Son, someday you’ll understand that Diarrhea doesn’t wait for you.
TA-DA!
DANGER: DEEP CREVASSE BELOW, EXPERT SKIERS ONLY
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day….Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day….
It’s time to take a crack at this skiing thing.
Where will you be when diarrhea and frostbite strike?
There’s a crack in them there hills!!!!
Bill decided thank hanging the lift ticket on his zipper and not his Wang would make displaying it much easier for the next run
announcer: “Wanna get away?”
I wounder how much ill get for this?
Hey dude, you’re mooning in the wrong direction…
What? Like you never thought about doing this before.
Ski patrol reports the man said he had an itch in pants and pants, and unzipped his ski suit to itch it.
and I thought my board got a bad wax job!
“See? I can write my name in cursive *and* upside down!”
Quantam of Solace 2: Asses of fire
The Deliverance 2 Rape Scene
“**Plfrffffffffflt** Did you hear that frog?”
Pantless skiing . . giving hard wood new meaning.
What did I tell ya, son, my hiccup´s gone!
hey bob i used to think you were crazy, now i can clearly see your nuts!!
The only thing that could make it worse, is having diarrhea.
great. this is perfect. now i can definitely take a dump into the trash target