Write a caption for this skiier who forgot his pants and you can win a copy of Activision's Quantum of Solace for either the Xbox360 or PS3. It's the game that lets you feel just like James Bond (without all the heroism and sex.) As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Andy: So thaaaats how a dalmation is made....
Runners Up:
Stephen: I'm happy for you buddy, you finally got your own president.
Lindsey: too bad they're colorblind.
Bobnonymous: that weird feeling in steves stomach wasnt love. it was worms.
Damnit Mark! Show me where it says Luke is hanging from the ice monsters cave without pants. There is no nudity in Star Wars! What? Huh? No! That is in the next movie, and that is Carrie's part. Leia is the one who is mostly naked. And stop pretending that's a "light saber" dick head.
Son, bring quick a rumpologist.....the mother of Sly would be just fine.....now is the time to know if Harry Potter will turn gay....
Ok dad, hang in there.....
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January 7th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Can I get a lift.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am
"Ski-nny Dipping"
January 7th, 2009 at 11:15 am
LOLOLOL ... funny shit
January 7th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Frostbutt: Is the medical condition wherein one forgets pants due to extreme cold.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Wonder if I can write my name in the snow while I'm stuck here
January 7th, 2009 at 11:29 am
**The National Weather Service has issued an ass-alanche warning until 6 p.m. this evening**
January 7th, 2009 at 11:40 am
This is the last time I fall behind on the slopes!
January 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am
What an asshole.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
This isn't where I parked my car?
January 7th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Laugh at me for losing my gloves on the tow rope...NOW YOU'RE THE ASS!!!!
January 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Michael Keaton prepares for his role as Batman with a little Rocky IV influence.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Damn . . . .
January 7th, 2009 at 11:57 am
"Hey, honey, do you think your tongue will stick to this?"
January 7th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Ain't this a bitch.
January 7th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
My old man is sloppy drunk...again
January 7th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Holy Taco Ski Trip
January 7th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
The ONE day I forget underwear.
January 7th, 2009 at 01:07 pm
"You're smoking the weed without me, aren't you..."
January 7th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
I'm surprised the picture came out ok with all that glare.
January 7th, 2009 at 01:23 pm
Leaked photos from the set of Hot Dog 2: Kendo's Gone Clazy
January 7th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
"Massive shrinkage, dudes"—seriously I'm huge after a thaw...
January 7th, 2009 at 01:32 pm
He was going to be charged with indecent exposure but the idea was dropped due to lack of visible evidence.
January 7th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
Ski patrol reports the man said he had an itch in pants and pants, and unzipped his ski suit to itch it.
January 7th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
"See? I can write my name in cursive *and* upside down!"
January 7th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
I wounder how much ill get for this?
January 7th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
"**Plfrffffffffflt** Did you hear that frog?"
January 7th, 2009 at 02:25 pm
"Just airing out the ole' balls nothing to see here people"
January 7th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
Hey dude, you're mooning in the wrong direction...
January 7th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
and I thought my board got a bad wax job!
January 7th, 2009 at 02:42 pm
that is one dirty icicle
January 7th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
"No that is not your spidey-sense tingling! Its your frostbitten ass!"
January 7th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
I told you i could write my name in the snow while doing a beer bong
January 7th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
"Ill just show you how small it gets"
January 7th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
no no no! it's shrinkage! i swear!
January 7th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
January 7th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
The day he became known as Halfpipe Larry....
January 7th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
if the naked apple of sin doesnt fall on you, this man will, along with his sin.
January 7th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
"Great pictures come at a price."
January 7th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
"She DID say to keep my tips up."
January 7th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
For an instant bond that stays strong, Instant Krazy Glue
January 7th, 2009 at 05:55 pm
Chikaka (The Great White Bat) Welcomes you to his Bat Cave
January 7th, 2009 at 06:46 pm
Lucas as heard on the Empire Strikes Back set:
Damnit Mark! Show me where it says Luke is hanging from the ice monsters cave without pants. There is no nudity in Star Wars! What? Huh? No! That is in the next movie, and that is Carrie's part. Leia is the one who is mostly naked. And stop pretending that's a "light saber" dick head.
January 7th, 2009 at 08:01 pm
This is why you don't ask Shaun White if he's a real red-head.
January 7th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
Yo I'm bout to FUCK tonight!
January 7th, 2009 at 08:31 pm
meth is a hell of a drug...
January 7th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
how many times do I have to tell you that you cant teabag me from up there?
January 7th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Watch me write my name upside-down.
January 7th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
am i doin it right?
January 8th, 2009 at 04:35 am
I'm glad I followed Mom's instructions and wore my clean underwear.
January 8th, 2009 at 05:42 am
Son, bring quick a rumpologist.....the mother of Sly would be just fine.....now is the time to know if Harry Potter will turn gay....
Ok dad, hang in there.....
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