Write a caption for this skiier who forgot his pants and you can win a copy of Activision's Quantum of Solace for either the Xbox360 or PS3. It's the game that lets you feel just like James Bond (without all the heroism and sex.) As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Andy: So thaaaats how a dalmation is made....
Runners Up:
Stephen: I'm happy for you buddy, you finally got your own president.
Lindsey: too bad they're colorblind.
Bobnonymous: that weird feeling in steves stomach wasnt love. it was worms.
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January 8th, 2009 at 06:47 am
JERRY! Tell 'em about the shrinkage!
January 8th, 2009 at 08:13 am
"SSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIiiiiiii-"
January 8th, 2009 at 08:27 am
A guy goes hunting for the mythical snow shark uses himself as bait.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
January 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Thats the last time I try to pick up a penny
January 8th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Son, someday you'll understand that Diarrhea doesn't wait for you.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Quantam of Solace 2: Asses of fire
January 8th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
Worst bungie jumper ever!!
January 8th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
There is nothing quite as refreshing to ones own genitals as pissing up-side down in the winter.
January 8th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
The Deliverance 2 Rape Scene
January 8th, 2009 at 05:41 pm
The only thing that could make it worse, is having diarrhea.
January 8th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
the last picture ever taken of Sonny Bono
January 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Ok, people! It only looks that small because all of the blood is rushing to my head!
January 9th, 2009 at 03:26 am
Pantless skiing . . giving hard wood new meaning.
January 9th, 2009 at 03:29 am
What did I tell ya, son, my hiccup´s gone!
January 9th, 2009 at 03:39 am
Man you take about an "BARE ASSSSING" moment.
January 9th, 2009 at 04:57 am
And this is how we bait the Yeti!
January 9th, 2009 at 11:52 am
Quantum of SoreWindchappedace!
January 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
...as Jimmy's dad proceeded to moon the chair full of kids behind them, all it took was one perfectly aimed snowball.
January 9th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
ever since jimmy longjohnson won porn star of the year award, he's been using every chance he can get to show off
January 10th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
That's the Bobby Brady method of getting rid of shrinkage.
January 10th, 2009 at 04:04 pm
John tried and tried and finally the head of his penis ripped loose from Sally's braces where it had become frozen.
Come on you know... like that fuckin' kid in "A Christmas Story."
January 10th, 2009 at 09:49 pm
"No worries - I'm just checking out those bats over there."
January 11th, 2009 at 02:55 pm
There's no toilet paper under here ASSHOLE
January 11th, 2009 at 07:35 pm
"Having missed his only chance to moon his obnoxious ski instructor, Clyde clumsily attempts metamorhosis by building a partial cocoon."
January 11th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
"Now Let me get this straight... first, you put the lime in the coconut, and then... wait a minute... does anyone else feel a draft?"
January 11th, 2009 at 07:47 pm
"Bill's promising career as Proctology Poster Boy is nipped in the bud."
January 11th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
Having carefully weighed all his options for dating without a wingman, Bruce chooses the 'spank me' approach."
January 12th, 2009 at 08:26 am
Mom,Dad, Congratulations! It's a boy!
January 12th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
Puts a whole new meaning to "Keep your tips up"
January 13th, 2009 at 01:18 am
how shaun white won the women's gold medal.
January 13th, 2009 at 09:43 am
Talk about a multi tasker, Dave can pee, ski, and do vertical sit ups all at once.
January 13th, 2009 at 07:59 pm
I hope this picture does not show up on the Internet. That could be embarrassing.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:27 am
Look Mom, I am on the internet!
January 14th, 2009 at 06:37 am
Now Bobby, there is nothing to worry about. Just sit down and let the lift take.... HHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
January 14th, 2009 at 06:30 am
Wanna get away?
January 14th, 2009 at 06:39 am
Disneyland's new ride: Chester the Molester
January 14th, 2009 at 08:43 am
Alright, one more twist with my pole and this a**hole is DONE!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:24 am
A pantsdown-bareass backflip on the worlds largest skateboard.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I hung butt naked upside down from a moving ski lift, and I all I got was this stupid bond movie game
January 15th, 2009 at 02:02 pm
once he gets down you think he'll explain the whole "shrinkage" thing? or just count this one as a lose?
January 15th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
hey bob i used to think you were crazy, now i can clearly see your nuts!!
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