Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the '80s. (You don't even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump!
Winner:
Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can't teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
Generally my day is filled with video games and j*off mags. But, once a week,I dress for success and tune the channel to a serious political round table in hopes of finally gaining my step-father's acceptance.
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February 11th, 2009 at 01:18 pm
The idiot forgot his ear-rings
February 11th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!
February 11th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
Look, you're a nice guy but this isn't what I had in mind when you invited me over to watch Sports Center...
February 11th, 2009 at 01:49 pm
Generally my day is filled with video games and j*off mags. But, once a week,I dress for success and tune the channel to a serious political round table in hopes of finally gaining my step-father's acceptance.
February 11th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
i've been waiting to show you my pokeballs.
I see eww, pikachu.
February 11th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
I got soul and I'm super bad
February 11th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
holy shit! look at that!
his tv is set on closed-captioning.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:08 pm
"Terry Bradshaw, is TOTALLY checking out my ass"
February 11th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
This is what I call getting laid, but sadly this is as close as I will ever get to panties that have a puss in them.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
ESPN reaching its key demographic
February 11th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
dude nailed the part for the new TombRaider
February 11th, 2009 at 02:17 pm
I'm Ready!
February 11th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
"No, I'm not wearing a bra! Hehe...this is a BRO. You know, like on "Seinfeld"? It came with matching manties.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
James the Angry Video Game Nerd reveals a deep dark secret. He likes pokemanz.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
Spongebob, desparately avoids Bikini Bottom by clinging to pearl necklace.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a viiirrrgin!
February 11th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
Video Games & Beauty Pageants are all I'll Ever Win!!!!
February 11th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Check out my new glasses
February 11th, 2009 at 02:56 pm
dude, my little pony's are so gay!!!
February 11th, 2009 at 02:58 pm
Rosie O'Donnell's daughter models her first training bra.
February 11th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
I'm a little embarrassed, you can see my Pokemon poster in this picture!
February 11th, 2009 at 03:19 pm
Billy never figured why people hated him so much but it was his undying love for Bill O'Reilly
February 11th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
So are we gonna f*ck or what?
February 11th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
Alright MR. you got your pictures so where's my bike?
February 11th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!
February 11th, 2009 at 03:37 pm
20 Stamina, 12 Agility, 100 Sexy!
February 11th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
It suks to be me....or
"Take My Life.....Please!!!"
February 11th, 2009 at 03:51 pm
Future America's Most wanted mug shot
February 11th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!
February 11th, 2009 at 04:00 pm
BJ Penn wanted a welterweight title so bad that he now fights for a different promoter - much much different.
February 11th, 2009 at 04:19 pm
japan called, they want their creepiness back
February 11th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
Son, I think you have taken LARPING too far!
February 11th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
I cant belive he has a pokemon poster on his wall
February 11th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
you've gone too far, taco.
February 11th, 2009 at 04:14 pm
"Do you want to know how I know you're gay?"
February 11th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
Never has Pikachu been more ashamed to be resting in some cleavage.
February 11th, 2009 at 05:12 pm
Thanks E-Harmony!
February 11th, 2009 at 05:17 pm
Pwning noobs since 1992
February 11th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
Warren: The Early Years
February 11th, 2009 at 05:19 pm
If you take me out of my package I lose most of my resale value...but we gain +18 awkward points.
February 11th, 2009 at 05:22 pm
"All your bras are belong to us."
"All your underwearz are belong to us."
February 11th, 2009 at 05:30 pm
"All your gay shit are belong to us."
February 11th, 2009 at 05:22 pm
Well, Pikachu and Ash's love child has come of age. I think I can see his Squirtle...
February 11th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
"Does this make me look fat?"
"What do you think, tucked in or out?"
February 11th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
Two bucks and I'll show my Poke Balls!!!
February 11th, 2009 at 05:42 pm
After walking around the tripod-mounted Cannon Elf, Stewart was sad to see that it wasn't his mirror's fault... he was Gay.
February 11th, 2009 at 05:45 pm
Real doll:Pwn me Edition
February 11th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
Thank God for the good posture and hairless belly, or this would look silly.
February 11th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
I have a fat vagina.
February 11th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
Girlfriends are for nerds.
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