Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of
Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the ’80s. (You don’t even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump!
Winner:
Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can’t teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
Link1974: I Can Has X-Games?
AlrightyThen: "180 backside ‘CAT’flip"
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Future America’s Most wanted mug shot
dude, my little pony’s are so gay!!!
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!
BJ Penn wanted a welterweight title so bad that he now fights for a different promoter – much much different.
James the Angry Video Game Nerd reveals a deep dark secret. He likes pokemanz.
Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter models her first training bra.
Spongebob, desparately avoids Bikini Bottom by clinging to pearl necklace.
20 Stamina, 12 Agility, 100 Sexy!
So are we gonna f*ck or what?
I cant belive he has a pokemon poster on his wall
you’ve gone too far, taco.
“Do you want to know how I know you’re gay?”
Son, I think you have taken LARPING too far!
japan called, they want their creepiness back
It suks to be me….or
“Take My Life…..Please!!!”
Video Games & Beauty Pageants are all I’ll Ever Win!!!!
Billy never figured why people hated him so much but it was his undying love for Bill O’Reilly
Check out my new glasses
I’m a little embarrassed, you can see my Pokemon poster in this picture!
“No, I’m not wearing a bra! Hehe…this is a BRO. You know, like on “Seinfeld”? It came with matching manties.
dude nailed the part for the new TombRaider
Alright MR. you got your pictures so where’s my bike?
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!
ESPN reaching its key demographic
I’m Ready!
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a viiirrrgin!
Anybody want a pickle?
“Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle…”
My mom would beat your dad!
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again
Does this bra and panties make me look fat?
The internet has taken fraternity hazing to a whole different level.
If you stair at the picture long enoungh it feel as if you have eaten contaminated bacon and thas not good not good for anyone.
“And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?”
The only surprise i found when i walked in on Chris in his room was Football playing on the TV. Everything else was just as I had suspected covered in pokemon and women’s underwear.
And here, ladies & gentlemen, the Marv Albert / J.J. Abrams love child…
He keeps this outfit right next to his drawer full of spankersocks.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Way to go mom, all of my clothes are dirty so I will have to wear my “nice” clothes to school today.
I’ll buy me a robot when I grow up that won’t forget to do my f’ing laundry.
Ready to begin his long hard road to the top of the UFC, Gary is sure he’s found the perfect workout suit.
Do you think I would look better as a woman?
John McCain paid 3 million dollars during his campaign to keep this picture of him from his youth out of the media.
Victoria’s Secret has really lowered their standards when it comes to models.
Since you mentioned the Retro,
Don’t underestimate the power of the handicapped!!!
Handiman from In Living Color
“Wait a minute… Where’s Little Bobby???”
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat PokeManBalls328.
Seriously? What the Fuck?
When I’m wearing my contacts I look exactly like Bar Rafaeli I swear to christ
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me hard.”
A slight wardrobe malfuntion…
A slight wardrobe malfunction…
(OOPS)
John took the steroids and waited. He had never touched a boob before and hoped his impending erection wouldn’t screw up the ball shrinking process.
In this rarely published photo, Holy Taco employee “cory” is seen in his room, right before posting an article to the Taco website.
Sadly, after a few beers I would fuck it
“I am a pretty pretty princess!”
“I’ll do ANYTHING for the internet…”
the tragic melt down of the star wars kid when all the fame went to his head
hahahahaha
Real doll:Pwn me Edition
The bad part about gay marriage: No matter what, you still have to wear your mom’s wedding dress! ….let me guess…you’re the bitch!
I make Buffalo Bill look like Mrs. Doubtfire.
I’m looking for a boyfriend-free girl. ZAP IT TO THE EXTREME!
Usually I’d crack some jokes about this guy living in his parents’ basement, wearing a Sponge Bob necklace or collecting queer toys. But his mom clearly has giant tits, so I’ll just leave it at that.
Who doesn’t have a lucky outfit for the fantasy baseball draft?
I have a fat vagina.
Girlfriends are for nerds.
dibs!!
This lego dildo is starting to burn…
Lambda Lambda Lambda’s most promising freshman pledge.
A new Pokemon hero is born: GUNTASAUR!!
“I’m too sexy for my bra. Too sexy for my thong, soooo sexy it hurts”
Steve even likes to wear his Grandmother’s retro hooker clothes
“I like long walks on the beach, eskimo kissing, and my mom.”
Shit! I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – How the hell did he find me on Holy Taco?!
This new body armor makes me impervious to women.
Does this bra make me look gay?
ANAME RULES!!!!
and uh makes me horney….
GAY! GAY! GAY!
A lot of people say, “What’s that?” It’s Pat!
A lot of people ask, “Who’s he? Or she?”
A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It’s time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
If I had a dad he might wonder why my mom’s underwear smell like BO and baby oil.
Thank God for the good posture and hairless belly, or this would look silly.
DISAPPOINTMENT
Come Get Some
Pwning noobs since 1992
Two bucks and I’ll show my Poke Balls!!!
Never has Pikachu been more ashamed to be resting in some cleavage.
Sir, did your parents teach you no manners? Your bed needs to be made before you watch Meet The Press on Sunday’s. Looks like someone is asking to be grounded for the afternoon.
Maybe by showing the entire Internet this picture of me… someone will feel sorry enough to finally offer me the help i’ve needed for so so long.
Is He Died?
Pika Pika!!
It’s really bad when you can dress like this, and people still notice all the Pokemon stuff you have.
the spongebob necklace totally makes this outfit… i am so gonna win the cos-play competition….
“Gran-ma you said there would be no pictures!!!”
There are some things you just can’t unsee.
DING!!!!
DON’T WORRY MA’AM, I’M FROM THE INTERNET.
IMA PRETTY GURL! IMA PRETTY GURL!
You all won’t be laughing when I fill out these cups.
cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuuse, i’m mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out…
cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuse, i’m might-y might-y, lettin’ it alllll hang out…
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
oh i fail at posting two comments in a row. god damn it.
Johnny knew the trick to wearing a woman´s skin is to make sure that it´ll fit first. -Measure twice, cut her once, he used to say.
-Yeah, I know what you´re thinking, beige doesn´t work with my complection.
My mom keeps telling me not to wear her clothes in public… The bitch said nothing about my bedroom!
“Does this make me look fat?”
“What do you think, tucked in or out?”
“Terry Bradshaw, is TOTALLY checking out my ass”
This is what I call getting laid, but sadly this is as close as I will ever get to panties that have a puss in them.
I wish my bitch tits filled this bra out better
MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!
Warren: The Early Years
If you take me out of my package I lose most of my resale value…but we gain +18 awkward points.
Hey baby, i think my Pokeballs want to Pikatchu
“All your bras are belong to us.”
“All your underwearz are belong to us.”
“All your gay shit are belong to us.”
Well, Pikachu and Ash’s love child has come of age. I think I can see his Squirtle…
…no comment.
Does this make my belly-ass look fat?
Does the Picakhu necklace make me look fat?
The idiot forgot his ear-rings
I’m so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. There’s no one, just me onry, standin in my mohra’s bra and pranties, I work very hard to be number one guy but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so, I’m ronery, a rittle ronery, Poor rittle me. There’s no one I can rerate to, feewr rike Pikachu in a cage, it’s kinda siwry but, not reawry because, it’s fiwring my pranties with rage. I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit but, none of the women or guys seem to give a shit. Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me. And untiwr then, it’l be jus me and my left hand, I’wr be ronery Yeah, a rittle ronery Poor rittle me…
“This is the closest thing to a real woman that I will ever experience.”
Most eligible bachelor of 2009! Anyone wanna P-A-R-T-Y because i gotta!
If u look carefully you’ll see a 12 gauge pump shotgun in this pic… picture quickly goes from funny to scary…
After walking around the tripod-mounted Cannon Elf, Stewart was sad to see that it wasn’t his mirror’s fault… he was Gay.
I got soul and I’m super bad
Thanks E-Harmony!
holy shit! look at that!
his tv is set on closed-captioning.
“I’m still a NOOB at crossdressing, but ill totally own you. All your bras are belong to us…”
“I think the pikachu necklace really sets off mum’s underwear. take a picture of me and see what you think dad.”
i’ve been waiting to show you my pokeballs.
I see eww, pikachu.
and for my next trick…..ill shove my own dick up my ass and fuck myself! “MuM have you seen my lube??”
Look, you’re a nice guy but this isn’t what I had in mind when you invited me over to watch Sports Center…
Hi there, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don’t you have a seat. What are you doing here?
Please. Don’t catch them all.
the stress of her recent divorce was clearly starting to take its tole on madonna
Generally my day is filled with video games and j*off mags. But, once a week,I dress for success and tune the channel to a serious political round table in hopes of finally gaining my step-father’s acceptance.
Seriously, I ain’t saying shit about a dude that looks like that and owns a shotgun… That’s how almost ALL slasher movies start.
why would you ever want to take a picture of this? does it make you feel manly? i just don’t understand
Cum to Mommy
Would you fuck me? I’d Fuck me.