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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!

Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the ’80s. (You don’t even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump!

Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can’t teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
Link1974: I Can Has X-Games?
AlrightyThen: "180 backside ‘CAT’flip"

138 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!"

  1. d says:

    Future America’s Most wanted mug shot

  2. That Guy says:

    dude, my little pony’s are so gay!!!

  3. Cute Turtle says:

    It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!

  4. Sean says:

    BJ Penn wanted a welterweight title so bad that he now fights for a different promoter – much much different.

  5. Buttmonkey says:

    James the Angry Video Game Nerd reveals a deep dark secret. He likes pokemanz.

  6. Smurf says:

    Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter models her first training bra.

  7. Smurf says:

    Spongebob, desparately avoids Bikini Bottom by clinging to pearl necklace.

  8. Kyle W says:

    20 Stamina, 12 Agility, 100 Sexy!

  9. MP says:

    So are we gonna f*ck or what?

  10. FLY says:

    I cant belive he has a pokemon poster on his wall

  11. Blake says:

    you’ve gone too far, taco.

  12. Cooter says:

    “Do you want to know how I know you’re gay?”

  13. FLY says:

    Son, I think you have taken LARPING too far!

  14. bluemyself says:

    japan called, they want their creepiness back

  15. uglysexy says:

    It suks to be me….or

    “Take My Life…..Please!!!”

  16. Luigi Quaglia says:

    Video Games & Beauty Pageants are all I’ll Ever Win!!!!

  17. BertMcGert says:

    Billy never figured why people hated him so much but it was his undying love for Bill O’Reilly

  18. Mikey P says:

    Check out my new glasses

  19. Weir says:

    I’m a little embarrassed, you can see my Pokemon poster in this picture!

  20. d0gma says:

    “No, I’m not wearing a bra! Hehe…this is a BRO. You know, like on “Seinfeld”? It came with matching manties.

  21. OC says:

    dude nailed the part for the new TombRaider

  22. Kyle W says:

    Alright MR. you got your pictures so where’s my bike?

  23. Kyle W says:

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!

  24. akat says:

    ESPN reaching its key demographic

  25. sockj says:

    Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a viiirrrgin!

  26. Eusawalker says:

    Anybody want a pickle?

  27. UltraNeko says:

    “Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle…”

  28. Jan says:

    My mom would beat your dad!

  29. Dirk Digler says:

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again

  30. Dirk Digler says:

    Does this bra and panties make me look fat?

  31. Penny G says:

    The internet has taken fraternity hazing to a whole different level.

  32. Michael says:

    If you stair at the picture long enoungh it feel as if you have eaten contaminated bacon and thas not good not good for anyone.

  33. Boom305 says:

    “And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?”

  34. trip580 says:

    The only surprise i found when i walked in on Chris in his room was Football playing on the TV. Everything else was just as I had suspected covered in pokemon and women’s underwear.

  35. Link1974 says:

    And here, ladies & gentlemen, the Marv Albert / J.J. Abrams love child…

  36. Taintersniff says:

    He keeps this outfit right next to his drawer full of spankersocks.

  37. Anonymous says:

    It puts the lotion in the basket.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Way to go mom, all of my clothes are dirty so I will have to wear my “nice” clothes to school today.
    I’ll buy me a robot when I grow up that won’t forget to do my f’ing laundry.

  39. vinny says:

    Ready to begin his long hard road to the top of the UFC, Gary is sure he’s found the perfect workout suit.

  40. Julie says:

    Do you think I would look better as a woman?

  41. Anonymous says:

    John McCain paid 3 million dollars during his campaign to keep this picture of him from his youth out of the media.

  42. Bobina says:

    Victoria’s Secret has really lowered their standards when it comes to models.

  43. Anonymous says:

    Since you mentioned the Retro,
    Don’t underestimate the power of the handicapped!!!

    Handiman from In Living Color

  44. Dr. Acula says:

    “Wait a minute… Where’s Little Bobby???”

    Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat PokeManBalls328.

  45. d says:

    Seriously? What the Fuck?

  46. Dirk Digler says:

    When I’m wearing my contacts I look exactly like Bar Rafaeli I swear to christ

  47. The Captain says:

    “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me hard.”

  48. darylo says:

    A slight wardrobe malfuntion…

  49. darylo says:

    A slight wardrobe malfunction…

  50. acs says:

    John took the steroids and waited. He had never touched a boob before and hoped his impending erection wouldn’t screw up the ball shrinking process.

  51. Anonymous says:

    In this rarely published photo, Holy Taco employee “cory” is seen in his room, right before posting an article to the Taco website.

  52. Anonymous says:

    Sadly, after a few beers I would fuck it :(

  53. Chris says:

    “I am a pretty pretty princess!”

  54. Dan S says:

    “I’ll do ANYTHING for the internet…”

  55. Kyle W says:

    the tragic melt down of the star wars kid when all the fame went to his head

  56. Dirk Digler says:


  57. Sotomsays says:

    Real doll:Pwn me Edition

  58. Anonymous says:

    The bad part about gay marriage: No matter what, you still have to wear your mom’s wedding dress! ….let me guess…you’re the bitch!

  59. Dr. Acula says:

    I make Buffalo Bill look like Mrs. Doubtfire.

  60. A-non-e-mouse says:

    I’m looking for a boyfriend-free girl. ZAP IT TO THE EXTREME!

  61. Mr. Poopoopachu says:

    Usually I’d crack some jokes about this guy living in his parents’ basement, wearing a Sponge Bob necklace or collecting queer toys. But his mom clearly has giant tits, so I’ll just leave it at that.

  62. Ed says:

    Who doesn’t have a lucky outfit for the fantasy baseball draft?

  63. b0b says:

    I have a fat vagina.

  64. Stoned Chaplain says:

    Girlfriends are for nerds.

  65. katie says:


  66. Stoned Chaplain says:

    This lego dildo is starting to burn…

  67. Eclair says:

    Lambda Lambda Lambda’s most promising freshman pledge.

  68. Snedly whiplash says:

    A new Pokemon hero is born: GUNTASAUR!!

  69. TrillVille says:

    “I’m too sexy for my bra. Too sexy for my thong, soooo sexy it hurts”

  70. so0pa says:

    Steve even likes to wear his Grandmother’s retro hooker clothes

  71. Stoned Chaplain says:

    “I like long walks on the beach, eskimo kissing, and my mom.”

  72. Joe says:

    Shit! I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – How the hell did he find me on Holy Taco?!

  73. Stoned Chaplain says:

    This new body armor makes me impervious to women.

  74. Eyeball_pate says:

    Does this bra make me look gay?

  75. Eyeball_pate says:


    and uh makes me horney….

    GAY! GAY! GAY!

  76. Willis says:

    A lot of people say, “What’s that?” It’s Pat!
    A lot of people ask, “Who’s he? Or she?”
    A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her
    or whatever it might be.
    It’s time for androgyny.
    Here comes Pat!

  77. Stoned Chaplain says:

    If I had a dad he might wonder why my mom’s underwear smell like BO and baby oil.

  78. Lovey says:

    Thank God for the good posture and hairless belly, or this would look silly.

  79. Stoned Chaplain says:


    Come Get Some

  80. Franky J says:

    Pwning noobs since 1992

  81. Matt Bang says:

    Two bucks and I’ll show my Poke Balls!!!

  82. RoboPanda says:

    Never has Pikachu been more ashamed to be resting in some cleavage.

  83. arby says:

    Sir, did your parents teach you no manners? Your bed needs to be made before you watch Meet The Press on Sunday’s. Looks like someone is asking to be grounded for the afternoon.

  84. jamesw says:

    Maybe by showing the entire Internet this picture of me… someone will feel sorry enough to finally offer me the help i’ve needed for so so long.

  85. Villa says:

    Is He Died?

  86. Anonymous says:

    Pika Pika!!

  87. Anonymous says:

    It’s really bad when you can dress like this, and people still notice all the Pokemon stuff you have.

  88. chili mac says:

    the spongebob necklace totally makes this outfit… i am so gonna win the cos-play competition….

  89. chili mac says:

    “Gran-ma you said there would be no pictures!!!”

  90. lindsey says:

    There are some things you just can’t unsee.

  91. Anonymous says:


  92. alcoLOLic says:


  93. Anonymous says:


  94. Jesus crunch cereal says:

    You all won’t be laughing when I fill out these cups.

  95. jax says:

    cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuuse, i’m mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out…

  96. jax says:

    cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuse, i’m might-y might-y, lettin’ it alllll hang out…

  97. Anonymous says:

    my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

  98. jax says:

    oh i fail at posting two comments in a row. god damn it.

  99. Jan says:

    Johnny knew the trick to wearing a woman´s skin is to make sure that it´ll fit first. -Measure twice, cut her once, he used to say.

  100. Jan says:

    -Yeah, I know what you´re thinking, beige doesn´t work with my complection.

  101. Sceptre22in says:

    My mom keeps telling me not to wear her clothes in public… The bitch said nothing about my bedroom!

  102. Andrew says:

    “Does this make me look fat?”
    “What do you think, tucked in or out?”

  103. Smurf says:

    “Terry Bradshaw, is TOTALLY checking out my ass”

  104. Michael says:

    This is what I call getting laid, but sadly this is as close as I will ever get to panties that have a puss in them.

  105. Christian says:

    I wish my bitch tits filled this bra out better

  106. TJS says:

    MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!

  107. Franky J says:

    Warren: The Early Years

  108. BC says:

    If you take me out of my package I lose most of my resale value…but we gain +18 awkward points.

  109. Tater says:

    Hey baby, i think my Pokeballs want to Pikatchu

  110. Drew says:

    “All your bras are belong to us.”
    “All your underwearz are belong to us.”

  111. Andrew says:

    “All your gay shit are belong to us.”

  112. Sarahh says:

    Well, Pikachu and Ash’s love child has come of age. I think I can see his Squirtle…

  113. hyyyyyyyep says:

    …no comment.

  114. YoyoYoyo says:

    Does this make my belly-ass look fat?

  115. Anonymous says:

    Does the Picakhu necklace make me look fat?

  116. Ed says:

    The idiot forgot his ear-rings

  117. onlikedonkeykong says:

    I’m so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. There’s no one, just me onry, standin in my mohra’s bra and pranties, I work very hard to be number one guy but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so, I’m ronery, a rittle ronery, Poor rittle me. There’s no one I can rerate to, feewr rike Pikachu in a cage, it’s kinda siwry but, not reawry because, it’s fiwring my pranties with rage. I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit but, none of the women or guys seem to give a shit. Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me. And untiwr then, it’l be jus me and my left hand, I’wr be ronery Yeah, a rittle ronery Poor rittle me…

  118. Anonymous says:

    “This is the closest thing to a real woman that I will ever experience.”

  119. Ziggy says:

    Most eligible bachelor of 2009! Anyone wanna P-A-R-T-Y because i gotta!

  120. joe says:

    If u look carefully you’ll see a 12 gauge pump shotgun in this pic… picture quickly goes from funny to scary…

  121. Bagel Boy says:

    After walking around the tripod-mounted Cannon Elf, Stewart was sad to see that it wasn’t his mirror’s fault… he was Gay.

  122. James Brown says:

    I got soul and I’m super bad

  123. Exile says:

    Thanks E-Harmony!

  124. pfah says:

    holy shit! look at that!

    his tv is set on closed-captioning.

  125. Anonymous says:

    “I’m still a NOOB at crossdressing, but ill totally own you. All your bras are belong to us…”

  126. Robnoxious says:

    “I think the pikachu necklace really sets off mum’s underwear. take a picture of me and see what you think dad.”

  127. snedly whiplash says:

    i’ve been waiting to show you my pokeballs.

    I see eww, pikachu.

  128. GrandPooBarPhatCock says:

    and for my next trick…..ill shove my own dick up my ass and fuck myself! “MuM have you seen my lube??”

  129. Gwyneth Paltrow says:

    Look, you’re a nice guy but this isn’t what I had in mind when you invited me over to watch Sports Center…

  130. Moneyshot says:

    Hi there, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don’t you have a seat. What are you doing here?

  131. alex says:

    Please. Don’t catch them all.

  132. hempknite says:

    the stress of her recent divorce was clearly starting to take its tole on madonna

  133. JHB says:

    Generally my day is filled with video games and j*off mags. But, once a week,I dress for success and tune the channel to a serious political round table in hopes of finally gaining my step-father’s acceptance.

  134. Joe says:

    Seriously, I ain’t saying shit about a dude that looks like that and owns a shotgun… That’s how almost ALL slasher movies start.

  135. Rane says:

    why would you ever want to take a picture of this? does it make you feel manly? i just don’t understand

  136. SattMullivan says:

    Cum to Mommy

  137. KTFO says:

    Would you fuck me? I’d Fuck me.