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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!

Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the ’80s. (You don’t even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week’s winners after the jump!

Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can’t teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
Link1974: I Can Has X-Games?
AlrightyThen: "180 backside ‘CAT’flip"

138 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Retro Game Challenge!"

  1. FLY says:

    I cant belive he has a pokemon poster on his wall

  2. Blake says:

    you’ve gone too far, taco.

  3. Cooter says:

    “Do you want to know how I know you’re gay?”

  4. BertMcGert says:

    Billy never figured why people hated him so much but it was his undying love for Bill O’Reilly

  5. Mikey P says:

    Check out my new glasses

  6. FLY says:

    Son, I think you have taken LARPING too far!

  7. Kyle W says:

    20 Stamina, 12 Agility, 100 Sexy!

  8. MP says:

    So are we gonna f*ck or what?

  9. d says:

    Future America’s Most wanted mug shot

  10. Smurf says:

    Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter models her first training bra.

  11. That Guy says:

    dude, my little pony’s are so gay!!!

  12. Cute Turtle says:

    It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!

  13. Sean says:

    BJ Penn wanted a welterweight title so bad that he now fights for a different promoter – much much different.

  14. akat says:

    ESPN reaching its key demographic

  15. d0gma says:

    “No, I’m not wearing a bra! Hehe…this is a BRO. You know, like on “Seinfeld”? It came with matching manties.

  16. bluemyself says:

    japan called, they want their creepiness back

  17. Smurf says:

    Spongebob, desparately avoids Bikini Bottom by clinging to pearl necklace.

  18. Weir says:

    I’m a little embarrassed, you can see my Pokemon poster in this picture!

  19. OC says:

    dude nailed the part for the new TombRaider

  20. uglysexy says:

    It suks to be me….or

    “Take My Life…..Please!!!”

  21. Buttmonkey says:

    James the Angry Video Game Nerd reveals a deep dark secret. He likes pokemanz.

  22. Kyle W says:

    Alright MR. you got your pictures so where’s my bike?

  23. Kyle W says:

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard!

  24. sockj says:

    Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a viiirrrgin!

  25. Luigi Quaglia says:

    Video Games & Beauty Pageants are all I’ll Ever Win!!!!

  26. Exile says:

    Thanks E-Harmony!

  27. KTFO says:

    Would you fuck me? I’d Fuck me.

  28. Ziggy says:

    Most eligible bachelor of 2009! Anyone wanna P-A-R-T-Y because i gotta!

  29. vinny says:

    Ready to begin his long hard road to the top of the UFC, Gary is sure he’s found the perfect workout suit.

  30. Michael says:

    If you stair at the picture long enoungh it feel as if you have eaten contaminated bacon and thas not good not good for anyone.

  31. acs says:

    John took the steroids and waited. He had never touched a boob before and hoped his impending erection wouldn’t screw up the ball shrinking process.

  32. Jan says:

    My mom would beat your dad!

  33. Anonymous says:

    John McCain paid 3 million dollars during his campaign to keep this picture of him from his youth out of the media.

  34. Anonymous says:

    In this rarely published photo, Holy Taco employee “cory” is seen in his room, right before posting an article to the Taco website.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Sadly, after a few beers I would fuck it :(

  36. Dr. Acula says:

    “Wait a minute… Where’s Little Bobby???”

    Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat PokeManBalls328.

  37. Julie says:

    Do you think I would look better as a woman?

  38. The Captain says:

    “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me hard.”

  39. Bobina says:

    Victoria’s Secret has really lowered their standards when it comes to models.

  40. Dirk Digler says:

    When I’m wearing my contacts I look exactly like Bar Rafaeli I swear to christ

  41. Taintersniff says:

    He keeps this outfit right next to his drawer full of spankersocks.

  42. darylo says:

    A slight wardrobe malfuntion…

  43. darylo says:

    A slight wardrobe malfunction…

  44. UltraNeko says:

    “Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle…”

  45. Penny G says:

    The internet has taken fraternity hazing to a whole different level.

  46. Anonymous says:

    Since you mentioned the Retro,
    Don’t underestimate the power of the handicapped!!!

    Handiman from In Living Color

  47. Link1974 says:

    And here, ladies & gentlemen, the Marv Albert / J.J. Abrams love child…

  48. Boom305 says:

    “And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?”

  49. trip580 says:

    The only surprise i found when i walked in on Chris in his room was Football playing on the TV. Everything else was just as I had suspected covered in pokemon and women’s underwear.

  50. d says:

    Seriously? What the Fuck?

  51. Dirk Digler says:

    It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again

  52. Dirk Digler says:

    Does this bra and panties make me look fat?

  53. Anonymous says:

    It puts the lotion in the basket.

  54. Anonymous says:

    Way to go mom, all of my clothes are dirty so I will have to wear my “nice” clothes to school today.
    I’ll buy me a robot when I grow up that won’t forget to do my f’ing laundry.

  55. Eclair says:

    Lambda Lambda Lambda’s most promising freshman pledge.

  56. Snedly whiplash says:

    A new Pokemon hero is born: GUNTASAUR!!

  57. Stoned Chaplain says:

    This new body armor makes me impervious to women.

  58. Mr. Poopoopachu says:

    Usually I’d crack some jokes about this guy living in his parents’ basement, wearing a Sponge Bob necklace or collecting queer toys. But his mom clearly has giant tits, so I’ll just leave it at that.

  59. Anonymous says:

    The bad part about gay marriage: No matter what, you still have to wear your mom’s wedding dress! ….let me guess…you’re the bitch!

  60. TrillVille says:

    “I’m too sexy for my bra. Too sexy for my thong, soooo sexy it hurts”

  61. Joe says:

    Shit! I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas – How the hell did he find me on Holy Taco?!

  62. Dirk Digler says:


  63. Stoned Chaplain says:


    Come Get Some

  64. so0pa says:

    Steve even likes to wear his Grandmother’s retro hooker clothes

  65. Stoned Chaplain says:

    “I like long walks on the beach, eskimo kissing, and my mom.”

  66. Willis says:

    A lot of people say, “What’s that?” It’s Pat!
    A lot of people ask, “Who’s he? Or she?”
    A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her
    or whatever it might be.
    It’s time for androgyny.
    Here comes Pat!

  67. Dr. Acula says:

    I make Buffalo Bill look like Mrs. Doubtfire.

  68. Stoned Chaplain says:

    If I had a dad he might wonder why my mom’s underwear smell like BO and baby oil.

  69. Sotomsays says:

    Real doll:Pwn me Edition

  70. Stoned Chaplain says:

    This lego dildo is starting to burn…

  71. Dan S says:

    “I’ll do ANYTHING for the internet…”

  72. A-non-e-mouse says:

    I’m looking for a boyfriend-free girl. ZAP IT TO THE EXTREME!

  73. Ed says:

    Who doesn’t have a lucky outfit for the fantasy baseball draft?

  74. Chris says:

    “I am a pretty pretty princess!”

  75. Kyle W says:

    the tragic melt down of the star wars kid when all the fame went to his head

  76. b0b says:

    I have a fat vagina.

  77. Stoned Chaplain says:

    Girlfriends are for nerds.

  78. Lovey says:

    Thank God for the good posture and hairless belly, or this would look silly.

  79. katie says:


  80. Eyeball_pate says:

    Does this bra make me look gay?

  81. Eyeball_pate says:


    and uh makes me horney….

    GAY! GAY! GAY!

  82. pfah says:

    holy shit! look at that!

    his tv is set on closed-captioning.

  83. Robnoxious says:

    “I think the pikachu necklace really sets off mum’s underwear. take a picture of me and see what you think dad.”

  84. jax says:

    oh i fail at posting two comments in a row. god damn it.

  85. chili mac says:

    “Gran-ma you said there would be no pictures!!!”

  86. Jan says:

    Johnny knew the trick to wearing a woman´s skin is to make sure that it´ll fit first. -Measure twice, cut her once, he used to say.

  87. jamesw says:

    Maybe by showing the entire Internet this picture of me… someone will feel sorry enough to finally offer me the help i’ve needed for so so long.

  88. Anonymous says:

    It’s really bad when you can dress like this, and people still notice all the Pokemon stuff you have.

  89. jax says:

    cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuuse, i’m mighty mighty, lettin’ it all hang out…

  90. jax says:

    cause i’m a bri-ick, houuuse, i’m might-y might-y, lettin’ it alllll hang out…

  91. Anonymous says:


  92. chili mac says:

    the spongebob necklace totally makes this outfit… i am so gonna win the cos-play competition….

  93. lindsey says:

    There are some things you just can’t unsee.

  94. Sceptre22in says:

    My mom keeps telling me not to wear her clothes in public… The bitch said nothing about my bedroom!

  95. Anonymous says:

    Pika Pika!!

  96. alcoLOLic says:


  97. Anonymous says:

    my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

  98. Villa says:

    Is He Died?

  99. Jesus crunch cereal says:

    You all won’t be laughing when I fill out these cups.

  100. Anonymous says:


  101. Jan says:

    -Yeah, I know what you´re thinking, beige doesn´t work with my complection.

  102. arby says:

    Sir, did your parents teach you no manners? Your bed needs to be made before you watch Meet The Press on Sunday’s. Looks like someone is asking to be grounded for the afternoon.

  103. Andrew says:

    “Does this make me look fat?”
    “What do you think, tucked in or out?”

  104. snedly whiplash says:

    i’ve been waiting to show you my pokeballs.

    I see eww, pikachu.

  105. Drew says:

    “All your bras are belong to us.”
    “All your underwearz are belong to us.”

  106. Andrew says:

    “All your gay shit are belong to us.”

  107. Sarahh says:

    Well, Pikachu and Ash’s love child has come of age. I think I can see his Squirtle…

  108. Joe says:

    Seriously, I ain’t saying shit about a dude that looks like that and owns a shotgun… That’s how almost ALL slasher movies start.

  109. Matt Bang says:

    Two bucks and I’ll show my Poke Balls!!!

  110. Ed says:

    The idiot forgot his ear-rings

  111. TJS says:

    MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!

  112. Bagel Boy says:

    After walking around the tripod-mounted Cannon Elf, Stewart was sad to see that it wasn’t his mirror’s fault… he was Gay.

  113. GrandPooBarPhatCock says:

    and for my next trick…..ill shove my own dick up my ass and fuck myself! “MuM have you seen my lube??”

  114. YoyoYoyo says:

    Does this make my belly-ass look fat?

  115. Anonymous says:

    Does the Picakhu necklace make me look fat?

  116. Moneyshot says:

    Hi there, I’m Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don’t you have a seat. What are you doing here?

  117. Tater says:

    Hey baby, i think my Pokeballs want to Pikatchu

  118. Anonymous says:

    “This is the closest thing to a real woman that I will ever experience.”

  119. Franky J says:

    Warren: The Early Years

  120. BC says:

    If you take me out of my package I lose most of my resale value…but we gain +18 awkward points.

  121. SattMullivan says:

    Cum to Mommy

  122. Anonymous says:

    “I’m still a NOOB at crossdressing, but ill totally own you. All your bras are belong to us…”

  123. Eusawalker says:

    Anybody want a pickle?

  124. alex says:

    Please. Don’t catch them all.

  125. hempknite says:

    the stress of her recent divorce was clearly starting to take its tole on madonna

  126. joe says:

    If u look carefully you’ll see a 12 gauge pump shotgun in this pic… picture quickly goes from funny to scary…

  127. James Brown says:

    I got soul and I’m super bad

  128. RoboPanda says:

    Never has Pikachu been more ashamed to be resting in some cleavage.

  129. JHB says:

    Generally my day is filled with video games and j*off mags. But, once a week,I dress for success and tune the channel to a serious political round table in hopes of finally gaining my step-father’s acceptance.

  130. Franky J says:

    Pwning noobs since 1992

  131. onlikedonkeykong says:

    I’m so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. There’s no one, just me onry, standin in my mohra’s bra and pranties, I work very hard to be number one guy but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so, I’m ronery, a rittle ronery, Poor rittle me. There’s no one I can rerate to, feewr rike Pikachu in a cage, it’s kinda siwry but, not reawry because, it’s fiwring my pranties with rage. I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit but, none of the women or guys seem to give a shit. Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me. And untiwr then, it’l be jus me and my left hand, I’wr be ronery Yeah, a rittle ronery Poor rittle me…

  132. Smurf says:

    “Terry Bradshaw, is TOTALLY checking out my ass”

  133. Michael says:

    This is what I call getting laid, but sadly this is as close as I will ever get to panties that have a puss in them.

  134. Gwyneth Paltrow says:

    Look, you’re a nice guy but this isn’t what I had in mind when you invited me over to watch Sports Center…

  135. Christian says:

    I wish my bitch tits filled this bra out better

  136. hyyyyyyyep says:

    …no comment.

  137. Rane says:

    why would you ever want to take a picture of this? does it make you feel manly? i just don’t understand