Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the '80s. (You don't even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump!
Winner:
Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can't teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
Usually I'd crack some jokes about this guy living in his parents' basement, wearing a Sponge Bob necklace or collecting queer toys. But his mom clearly has giant tits, so I'll just leave it at that.
I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, just me onry, standin in my mohra's bra and pranties, I work very hard to be number one guy but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so, I'm ronery, a rittle ronery, Poor rittle me. There's no one I can rerate to, feewr rike Pikachu in a cage, it's kinda siwry but, not reawry because, it's fiwring my pranties with rage. I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit but, none of the women or guys seem to give a shit. Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me. And untiwr then, it'l be jus me and my left hand, I'wr be ronery Yeah, a rittle ronery Poor rittle me...
The only surprise i found when i walked in on Chris in his room was Football playing on the TV. Everything else was just as I had suspected covered in pokemon and women's underwear.
Way to go mom, all of my clothes are dirty so I will have to wear my "nice" clothes to school today.
I'll buy me a robot when I grow up that won't forget to do my f'ing laundry.
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February 11th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
The bad part about gay marriage: No matter what, you still have to wear your mom's wedding dress! ....let me guess...you're the bitch!
February 11th, 2009 at 06:32 pm
This new body armor makes me impervious to women.
February 11th, 2009 at 06:36 pm
If I had a dad he might wonder why my mom's underwear smell like BO and baby oil.
February 11th, 2009 at 06:53 pm
This lego dildo is starting to burn...
February 12th, 2009 at 06:09 pm
hahahahaha
February 11th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
DISAPPOINTMENT
Come Get Some
February 11th, 2009 at 07:09 pm
Steve even likes to wear his Grandmother's retro hooker clothes
February 11th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
"I like long walks on the beach, eskimo kissing, and my mom."
February 11th, 2009 at 07:37 pm
A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
February 11th, 2009 at 07:59 pm
Who doesn't have a lucky outfit for the fantasy baseball draft?
February 11th, 2009 at 08:34 pm
Usually I'd crack some jokes about this guy living in his parents' basement, wearing a Sponge Bob necklace or collecting queer toys. But his mom clearly has giant tits, so I'll just leave it at that.
February 11th, 2009 at 08:44 pm
Shit! I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - How the hell did he find me on Holy Taco?!
February 11th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Does this bra make me look gay?
February 11th, 2009 at 08:54 pm
ANAME RULES!!!!
and uh makes me horney....
GAY! GAY! GAY!
February 11th, 2009 at 08:59 pm
dibs!!
February 11th, 2009 at 09:08 pm
I make Buffalo Bill look like Mrs. Doubtfire.
February 11th, 2009 at 09:25 pm
I'm looking for a boyfriend-free girl. ZAP IT TO THE EXTREME!
February 11th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
"I'll do ANYTHING for the internet..."
February 11th, 2009 at 09:34 pm
"I am a pretty pretty princess!"
February 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Lambda Lambda Lambda's most promising freshman pledge.
February 11th, 2009 at 09:54 pm
A new Pokemon hero is born: GUNTASAUR!!
February 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
the tragic melt down of the star wars kid when all the fame went to his head
February 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
"I'm too sexy for my bra. Too sexy for my thong, soooo sexy it hurts"
February 11th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Please. Don't catch them all.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
why would you ever want to take a picture of this? does it make you feel manly? i just don't understand
February 12th, 2009 at 01:37 am
Would you fuck me? I'd Fuck me.
February 12th, 2009 at 02:13 am
the stress of her recent divorce was clearly starting to take its tole on madonna
February 12th, 2009 at 03:16 am
"I think the pikachu necklace really sets off mum's underwear. take a picture of me and see what you think dad."
February 12th, 2009 at 05:57 am
Hey baby, i think my Pokeballs want to Pikatchu
February 12th, 2009 at 06:18 am
...no comment.
February 12th, 2009 at 06:10 am
Hi there, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat. What are you doing here?
February 12th, 2009 at 06:45 am
I'm so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. There's no one, just me onry, standin in my mohra's bra and pranties, I work very hard to be number one guy but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife seems rike no one takes me serirousry. And so, I'm ronery, a rittle ronery, Poor rittle me. There's no one I can rerate to, feewr rike Pikachu in a cage, it's kinda siwry but, not reawry because, it's fiwring my pranties with rage. I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit but, none of the women or guys seem to give a shit. Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me. And untiwr then, it'l be jus me and my left hand, I'wr be ronery Yeah, a rittle ronery Poor rittle me...
February 12th, 2009 at 07:59 am
Most eligible bachelor of 2009! Anyone wanna P-A-R-T-Y because i gotta!
February 12th, 2009 at 08:18 am
My mom would beat your dad!
February 12th, 2009 at 08:25 am
The only surprise i found when i walked in on Chris in his room was Football playing on the TV. Everything else was just as I had suspected covered in pokemon and women's underwear.
February 12th, 2009 at 10:25 am
"And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?"
February 12th, 2009 at 10:51 am
The internet has taken fraternity hazing to a whole different level.
February 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me hard."
February 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Do you think I would look better as a woman?
February 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
"Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle..."
February 12th, 2009 at 11:34 am
"Wait a minute... Where's Little Bobby???"
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat PokeManBalls328.
February 12th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
And here, ladies & gentlemen, the Marv Albert / J.J. Abrams love child...
February 12th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Victoria's Secret has really lowered their standards when it comes to models.
February 12th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
John McCain paid 3 million dollars during his campaign to keep this picture of him from his youth out of the media.
February 12th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
Seriously? What the Fuck?
February 12th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
It puts the lotion in the basket.
February 12th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Way to go mom, all of my clothes are dirty so I will have to wear my "nice" clothes to school today.
I'll buy me a robot when I grow up that won't forget to do my f'ing laundry.
February 12th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
Since you mentioned the Retro,
Don't underestimate the power of the handicapped!!!
Handiman from In Living Color
February 12th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
John took the steroids and waited. He had never touched a boob before and hoped his impending erection wouldn't screw up the ball shrinking process.
February 12th, 2009 at 01:46 pm
Sadly, after a few beers I would fuck it :(
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