Write a caption for this old skool game and toy dude and you can win a copy of Retro Game Challenge for the DS. So now you can, like this guy, play classic shooters, racing, ninja and role playing games from the '80s. (You don't even have to wear his outfit, either!) (But it would be awesome if you did.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notfied via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump!
Winner:
Mike McL: You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
Runners Up:
Tater: And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"
Jeremy: You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can't teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor. (Ed Note: Not sure if this qualifies as a "caption" but it made me laugh a lot.)
Sir, did your parents teach you no manners? Your bed needs to be made before you watch Meet The Press on Sunday's. Looks like someone is asking to be grounded for the afternoon.
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February 12th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
In this rarely published photo, Holy Taco employee "cory" is seen in his room, right before posting an article to the Taco website.
February 12th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
If you stair at the picture long enoungh it feel as if you have eaten contaminated bacon and thas not good not good for anyone.
February 12th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
A slight wardrobe malfuntion...
February 12th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
A slight wardrobe malfunction...
(OOPS)
February 12th, 2009 at 04:37 pm
Ready to begin his long hard road to the top of the UFC, Gary is sure he's found the perfect workout suit.
February 12th, 2009 at 05:25 pm
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
February 12th, 2009 at 05:25 pm
Does this bra and panties make me look fat?
February 12th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
When I'm wearing my contacts I look exactly like Bar Rafaeli I swear to christ
February 12th, 2009 at 09:10 pm
He keeps this outfit right next to his drawer full of spankersocks.
February 12th, 2009 at 09:15 pm
Does this make my belly-ass look fat?
February 12th, 2009 at 09:16 pm
Does the Picakhu necklace make me look fat?
February 13th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Anybody want a pickle?
February 13th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I wish my bitch tits filled this bra out better
February 13th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
and for my next trick.....ill shove my own dick up my ass and fuck myself! "MuM have you seen my lube??"
February 13th, 2009 at 08:54 pm
"This is the closest thing to a real woman that I will ever experience."
February 13th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
"I'm still a NOOB at crossdressing, but ill totally own you. All your bras are belong to us..."
February 14th, 2009 at 12:45 am
If u look carefully you'll see a 12 gauge pump shotgun in this pic... picture quickly goes from funny to scary...
February 14th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Seriously, I ain't saying shit about a dude that looks like that and owns a shotgun... That's how almost ALL slasher movies start.
February 14th, 2009 at 06:20 am
Cum to Mommy
February 14th, 2009 at 09:46 am
DON'T WORRY MA'AM, I'M FROM THE INTERNET.
February 14th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
DING!!!!
February 15th, 2009 at 04:36 am
You all won't be laughing when I fill out these cups.
February 15th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
There are some things you just can't unsee.
February 15th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
-Yeah, I know what you´re thinking, beige doesn´t work with my complection.
February 15th, 2009 at 03:44 pm
Johnny knew the trick to wearing a woman´s skin is to make sure that it´ll fit first. -Measure twice, cut her once, he used to say.
February 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Is He Died?
February 16th, 2009 at 07:56 am
"Gran-ma you said there would be no pictures!!!"
February 16th, 2009 at 07:59 am
the spongebob necklace totally makes this outfit... i am so gonna win the cos-play competition....
February 16th, 2009 at 08:59 am
Sir, did your parents teach you no manners? Your bed needs to be made before you watch Meet The Press on Sunday's. Looks like someone is asking to be grounded for the afternoon.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Maybe by showing the entire Internet this picture of me... someone will feel sorry enough to finally offer me the help i've needed for so so long.
February 17th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
cause i'm a bri-ick, houuuuse, i'm mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out...
February 17th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
cause i'm a bri-ick, houuuse, i'm might-y might-y, lettin' it alllll hang out...
February 17th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
oh i fail at posting two comments in a row. god damn it.
February 17th, 2009 at 01:07 pm
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
February 20th, 2009 at 12:55 am
IMA PRETTY GURL! IMA PRETTY GURL!
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
It's really bad when you can dress like this, and people still notice all the Pokemon stuff you have.
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Pika Pika!!
June 8th, 2009 at 12:30 am
My mom keeps telling me not to wear her clothes in public... The bitch said nothing about my bedroom!
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