Give-A-Wednesday: Win Skate 2!

January 28th, 2009 | 07:15 am
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Write a caption for this skater kitteh pulling a backside 180 kickflip and you can win a copy of EA's SKATE 2 for the Xbox 360. It's the game that lets you pull your own olley without ending up in a Break video with your ulna sticking out of your skin. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
 
 
See last week's winners after the jump.
 
 
Winner:
Anon: After lunch, can we ride you?
 
Runners Up:
Anonymous-I-Aint: 10,000 gay men disapointed when they showed up to see the naked bears' horse race.
 
Ignoramous: "The ranger's not gonna like this Yogi."
 
Anon: No, jackass, I said I wanted to see the Bears PLAY the Colts.
 
FrogSoda: It's official. The X Games are out of new ideas.
Comments

103 Responses to "Give-A-Wednesday: Win Skate 2!"

  1. MikeyV Says:

    yep, I'm definitely f'in stoned right now

  2. Tater Says:

    And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as "The Pussyfoot"

  3. otto Says:

    Skateboarding is for pussies.

  4. Mose Says:

    Your cat...better than you at skateboarding

  5. TrillVille Says:

    Dude, Im going to get some much pussy after pulling this trick.

  6. d0k74 j0n35 Says:

    Helmets are for dogs.

  7. Mike McL Says:

    Skate or die? That's why they give us 9 lives!

  8. Mike McL Says:

    You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!

  9. Mike McL Says:

    This skateboard is a pussy magnet.

  10. General Chicken Says:

    im not sure how to post this in here...i keep failing.

    http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w299/skynardlynard/skater_kittehcopy.jpg

  11. Macker Says:

    Kitten Hosoi in the glory days before drugs got the better of him...

  12. b0b Says:

    Mom, stop showing off your pussy.

  13. Mr. Bland Says:

    "Dude, if I can pull this one off your Black Flag records are mine!"

  14. Shinfo Says:

    When I tried a 180 kickflip on my pussy's backside she got up and ran away crying. Haven't talked since.

  15. Aftersun Says:

    Im not impressed at all, the cat is white after all...

  16. Paul D Says:

    if i can pull this trick off and win the skate contest maybe i will get some money to spruce up this apartment. a new couch and some sweet new wood paneling, out of the 1970's and into the 80's

  17. FrankyJ Says:

    oh-oh-oh-oh!
    Everybody was kung fu fighting...ba dah dah da da dah
    That cat was fast as lightning... ba dah dah da da dah
    In fact it was a little bit frightning... ba dah dah da da dah
    But he kick flipped with expert timing... ba dah dah da da dah

  18. Eli Says:

    "The Catrix"
    Keanu's can bite me...

  19. eusa Says:

    This trick put mittens in the skater kitty hall of fame. Sadly two weeks later he suffered a sever neck injury while cleaning his balls and has gone into retirement.

  20. hempknite Says:

    as the mouse sat mesmerised by his skateboarding prowess, mr. wigglesworth knew that the time to strike was fast approaching...

  21. Anonymous Says:

    Tony Hawk Can kiss my fury ass!

  22. jordan Says:

    "Meow this is how it's done, pussies!"

  23. STEVEN Says:

    GOTTA KICKFLIP MY WAY TO THE INDOOR CARPET BOARD FINALS! NO HOMO!

  24. Anonymous Says:

    Thundercats...suck it Bitches!

  25. easyian Says:

    Who would have thought that the Skating Guru wasn't Tony Hawk but would be his cat.

  26. Anonymous Says:

    no extacy no weed !xcat games! meow-mix is sum serious shit!

  27. DanielSon Says:

    meow mix? how bout cat nip..its the crack of cats..see for yourself

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS291US303&resnum=1&q=catnip%20video&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

  28. Doc Says:

    Tony Hawk's cat goes pro next week. It's a requirement to live in the home. So much so that at birth, Tony put a mini vert ramp in between his wife's legs and his son was to be kept or put up for adoption based on his first technique. There is no free meal in the Hawk household.

  29. DanielSon Says:

    Yea I'm a kick ass skater. And yea that's my sweet board...I call it the Pussywagon

  30. Arabella Says:

    I told ya my pussy could do tricks

  31. Rob Says:

    Snuggles broke 3 ribs, all 4 legs, and received 150 stitches in his back. However, he survived the crash and still skates to this day. When asked for comment Snuggles replied "meow".

  32. Anonymous Says:

    I am just like a skater, I offer nothing useful to the civilized world.

  33. Tony Says:

    Skaters are pussies...

  34. Tony Says:

    He was the best pussy there was...

  35. Em Says:

    Even the Wright brothers are jealous of Tony Kitty Hawk's sweet air.

  36. trip580 Says:

    Lets hit that Duster by the computer after i rip this sweet trick off the coffee table.

  37. Mike McL Says:

    A skateboarding CATastrophe!

  38. Dave Says:

    8 out of 9 lives were used while perfecting this trick.

  39. Mike McL Says:

    You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but pussies adapt!

  40. Mike McL Says:

    When I ordered the movie "Extreme Pussies" this wasn't exactly what I had in mind!

  41. Mike McL Says:

    Later sCATer!

  42. Sean Connery 007 Says:

    Poo-shay!

  43. Mark Says:

    Visible skateboard.

  44. whos john Says:

    sure a cat can land on all fours but landing that trick forget about it

  45. That Guy Says:

    10 dollars says he doesn't land it

  46. Catastrophe Says:

    Iz I good enuf fo fanci feest now?

  47. pzabt101 Says:

    I thought it was rollerblading that was for pussies.

  48. Rick Says:

    Throw skateboard at cat, take picture.

  49. Andy Says:

    Suddenly I have the urge to go to the Red Light district.

  50. Deathmuffin Says:

    Acid is bad for many reasons. Seeing Mr. Poodeliedoop doing a backside 180 kickflip, however, is not one of them. That is, in fact, quite fucking awesome.

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