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He was the best pussy there was…
im not sure how to post this in here…i keep failing.
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w299/skynardlynard/skater_kittehcopy.jpg
Im not impressed at all, the cat is white after all…
This trick put mittens in the skater kitty hall of fame. Sadly two weeks later he suffered a sever neck injury while cleaning his balls and has gone into retirement.
“Dude, if I can pull this one off your Black Flag records are mine!”
Mom, stop showing off your pussy.
Tony Hawk Can kiss my fury ass!
“Meow this is how it’s done, pussies!”
GOTTA KICKFLIP MY WAY TO THE INDOOR CARPET BOARD FINALS! NO HOMO!
Thundercats…suck it Bitches!
Who would have thought that the Skating Guru wasn’t Tony Hawk but would be his cat.
no extacy no weed !xcat games! meow-mix is sum serious shit!
Tony Hawk’s cat goes pro next week. It’s a requirement to live in the home. So much so that at birth, Tony put a mini vert ramp in between his wife’s legs and his son was to be kept or put up for adoption based on his first technique. There is no free meal in the Hawk household.
Yea I’m a kick ass skater. And yea that’s my sweet board…I call it the Pussywagon
as the mouse sat mesmerised by his skateboarding prowess, mr. wigglesworth knew that the time to strike was fast approaching…
“The Catrix”
Keanu’s can bite me…
Kitten Hosoi in the glory days before drugs got the better of him…
if i can pull this trick off and win the skate contest maybe i will get some money to spruce up this apartment. a new couch and some sweet new wood paneling, out of the 1970′s and into the 80′s
oh-oh-oh-oh!
Everybody was kung fu fighting…ba dah dah da da dah
That cat was fast as lightning… ba dah dah da da dah
In fact it was a little bit frightning… ba dah dah da da dah
But he kick flipped with expert timing… ba dah dah da da dah
When I tried a 180 kickflip on my pussy’s backside she got up and ran away crying. Haven’t talked since.
I told ya my pussy could do tricks
Snuggles broke 3 ribs, all 4 legs, and received 150 stitches in his back. However, he survived the crash and still skates to this day. When asked for comment Snuggles replied “meow”.
I am just like a skater, I offer nothing useful to the civilized world.
Skaters are pussies…
meow mix? how bout cat nip..its the crack of cats..see for yourself
http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS291US303&resnum=1&q=catnip%20video&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#
800 points
Spuds Mackenzie aint got shit on me!!
ShÃ…ÂÂryÅ«-ken!!!!
(look at picture)
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w299/skynardlynard/blonde-lolcat-logocopy.jpg
This what Compton Ass Terry sees when he’s high… which is all the time.
i mean or not of – get it 9 lives.
10 dollars says he doesn’t land it
Acid is bad for many reasons. Seeing Mr. Poodeliedoop doing a backside 180 kickflip, however, is not one of them. That is, in fact, quite fucking awesome.
I thought it was rollerblading that was for pussies.
Iz I good enuf fo fanci feest now?
Skate of Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die!
Suddenly I have the urge to go to the Red Light district.
You can teach a cat to skateboard, but still can’t teach the shithead to listen or not throw up on your floor
Skateboard Kitteh watches YOU masturbate!
Tony Hawk changes nickname from Birdman to Pussyman.
Who gave that cat a Red Bull?
Please don’t let me rack my balls again
Throw skateboard at cat, take picture.
But When steve leaves the cat is outta the bag and has a few tricks up his sleve
i landed it! i swearz!
Dude! I’m gonna get so much pussy when I land this. Hey Rob, tell Meaty he suck my d!ck.
i noes how to do tricks when the ladies are around
Baxter says “Who’s the pussy now?”
“Not only do I always land on my feet but I can land on the skate board after pulling ticks like this”
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Trick
Oh damnit i lose, didn’t realize i was backwards! paws and joysticks don’t mix. Stupid skate mechanics
This is better than any dog Obama picked.
big fuckin deal i can do 360 flips….
No kidding. I’m gonna outskate those dogs.
Skaters…at least cats clean themselves.
Kickflip bitches!
Last time I checked, that damn skateboarding pitbull didnt have the balls to pull off tricks like this, What a pussy.
I Can Has X-Games?
hey lets do a barrel roll.
Let’s see those goddamn AKC dogs do this
and thats how its done!!
That’s why its called cat-like reflexes. What now, dawg?
New Meow Mix Formula – Your Cat Will Flip Over It!
That is not a kick flip its a heel flip. Even mittens here knows the difference.
What happens when you smoke catnip.
“…but as soon as i learn how to do a backside 180 kickflip, all the girls are into goth guys. It’s like i’m always playing catch-up, man.”
skatebording cat iz in yur room practizng hiz ninja moves
Real pussies do it in dog-town
I bet this cat gets a lot of pussy!
I hate cats.
Even the Wright brothers are jealous of Tony Kitty Hawk’s sweet air.
sure a cat can land on all fours but landing that trick forget about it
“180 backside ‘CAT’flip”
Skating is for pussies…
yep, I’m definitely f’in stoned right now
You’ve trained well young Kitty Hopper….You now no how to use the FORCE…. And to think of such a good cover-up like skateboarding!…. And a backside 180 kickflip!….. GENIUS!
Visible skateboard.
This skateboard is a pussy magnet.
WOOOOOEEEEEEEM
check it! now my cat can roll playdead and pull a backside 180 kickflip!
A skateboarding CATastrophe!
Poo-shay!
I’z in yer living room shredding the furniture!
What the fuck is that a cat
MEOWZAA, Sick backside 180
wtf!?!? i asked for young pussy who enjoys sports….and this is what i get?
“What? What was that Tony Hawk?… LOL THIS!!!”
Holy Shit that cat has a big shadow!
And it was on that day, that the backside 180 kick-flip, became officially known to skaters as “The Pussyfoot”
Your cat…better than you at skateboarding
Lets hit that Duster by the computer after i rip this sweet trick off the coffee table.
Rodney Mullen’s “Spontaneously Transforming Into A Cat In A Living Room For 1 Second” trick shocked the X-Games judges.
Dude, Im going to get some much pussy after pulling this trick.
Helmets are for dogs.
Skate or die? That’s why they give us 9 lives!
You thought it was just my claws I used for shredding!
8 out of 9 lives were used while perfecting this trick.
You may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but pussies adapt!
When I ordered the movie “Extreme Pussies” this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind!
Once mr. whiskers got enough air, he knew he could stick the landing, cats always land on their feet.
Later sCATer!
“Look what I can do…spell!”
Skateboarding is for pussies.
ive never seen a pussy do that befor