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As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump!
Winner:
UltraNeko: Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle...
Runners Up:
TJS: MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!
Snedly: i've been waiting to show you my pokeballs.
Boom305: "And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?"
AlcoLOLic: DON'T WORRY MA'AM, I'M FROM THE INTERNET.
"Mom... Dad... This is Johnny. I know what you're thinking about he's a born-again Christian. He's been 13 years drug free (but don't ask him what he's going to at 14). And he hates Blacks and Jews. I think we're getting pretty serious."
*Hilarious X-mas sweater = $4.99
*Tons of ink on your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy = $3,000
*Drug free hoodie = $29.99
*Me watching your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy raping your drunk and stoned ass as you had to have been drunk and stoned to wear that sweater = Priceless
Mom,
The good news is I am drug free. The bad news is that I covered myself with prison tattoos and this fool in the X-mas sweater is my new boyfriend.
After 8 years locked up, Leroy finally got to meet his penpal Christopher who had helped him find his way by giving him day to day updates about Lindsay Lohan's spiraling out of control life.
Both smiling and not realizing, that Santa had already hung the magical carrot on the tree....which, as you all know, means, 6 more weeks of being drug free....
Young Andrew loved his yearly conjugal visits with Zack "the shank" Tudesky.. Andrew had a big heart, and even bigger member, which Zack liked to imagine as a razor sharp 10 inch shank that he could sleigh his enemies with. This is what has kept the couple together all these years.
*Newsflash* Separated at birth, twin brothers, John and Bubba 13 smile for the media after 25 years apart. Who says upbringing plays a part in life status?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 18th, 2009 at 07:51 am
Never fall asleep at a party.
February 18th, 2009 at 07:53 am
Thankfully, as my hoodie suggests, i'm now DRUG FREE. Unfortunately my Crackhead brother still thinks he's 9!
February 18th, 2009 at 07:54 am
Holy Taco Giveaway:
Guess which one is the Kindergarten Teacher.
February 18th, 2009 at 07:54 am
After 13 long years, Chris finally won a bet and got to make his brother wear that stupid Christmas sweater.
February 18th, 2009 at 07:59 am
"Mom... Dad... This is Johnny. I know what you're thinking about he's a born-again Christian. He's been 13 years drug free (but don't ask him what he's going to at 14). And he hates Blacks and Jews. I think we're getting pretty serious."
February 18th, 2009 at 08:05 am
Why do I get the feeling there are at least 5 dead prostitutes crammed into a meat freezer in the basement of that house?
February 18th, 2009 at 08:06 am
Repeal prop 8!
February 18th, 2009 at 08:10 am
It was either the face tattoos or the pink hair for Perez Hilton...guess what he chose.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:15 am
Deck the halls with thugs and homos fa la la la la, la la la la.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:16 am
Deck the halls with thugs and homos fa la la la la, la la la la!
February 18th, 2009 at 08:17 am
sorry double post!
February 18th, 2009 at 08:16 am
*Hilarious X-mas sweater = $4.99
*Tons of ink on your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy = $3,000
*Drug free hoodie = $29.99
*Me watching your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy raping your drunk and stoned ass as you had to have been drunk and stoned to wear that sweater = Priceless
February 18th, 2009 at 08:17 am
Mom, dad, we're gay...
February 18th, 2009 at 08:18 am
"I have an idea...let's switch sweaters before the picture"
February 18th, 2009 at 08:21 am
Mom,
The good news is I am drug free. The bad news is that I covered myself with prison tattoos and this fool in the X-mas sweater is my new boyfriend.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:24 am
Wanna get away?
February 18th, 2009 at 08:24 am
Santa's big dilemma:
"Now which one was naughty and which one was nice?"
February 18th, 2009 at 08:26 am
American history X-mas
February 18th, 2009 at 08:25 am
The first recorded camel toe on a dude
February 18th, 2009 at 08:26 am
After 8 years locked up, Leroy finally got to meet his penpal Christopher who had helped him find his way by giving him day to day updates about Lindsay Lohan's spiraling out of control life.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:26 am
Drug free...maybe
Fug free...Absolutely not
February 18th, 2009 at 08:28 am
So you see, Mom...it could be much worse. I could be walking around sporting a spiffy Christmas sweater like Ned here...
February 18th, 2009 at 08:30 am
And these are my two sons Yin and Yang.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:37 am
Guy with Xmas Sweater: "I found a new best friend! He's not on drugs and has the same lucky number, 13!"
February 18th, 2009 at 08:40 am
1003?! What the hell does that mean?!
February 18th, 2009 at 08:45 am
Mom, I'd like you to meet my life partner Kenneth.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:50 am
Christmas has always been a time for pals to "come" together. Sometimes 2 or 3 times in an hour.
February 18th, 2009 at 08:52 am
Both smiling and not realizing, that Santa had already hung the magical carrot on the tree....which, as you all know, means, 6 more weeks of being drug free....
February 18th, 2009 at 08:53 am
"To little to late now I am sober and married to this fagot"
February 18th, 2009 at 08:56 am
THAT FUCKING BEAR IS CRAZY
February 18th, 2009 at 08:57 am
DRUG FREE AND UG LEE
February 18th, 2009 at 09:05 am
The scary thought is Christmas sweater was the one who just got out of prison.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:07 am
So this is how they celebrate Festivus!
February 18th, 2009 at 09:08 am
We just murdered our parents.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:11 am
That is all Spencer Pratt wanted for Christmas.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:11 am
Mom wasn't I supposed to get the Teddy Bear sweater.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:14 am
Goofus likes to get tatted up and do drugs. Gallant likes to stay sober and rock the teddy bear sweater.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:14 am
As a incentive for good behavior, Mark "The Blade" Baxter, was let out of solitary confinement and grewarded a conjugal visit for Christmas this year
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My sweater speaks the truth of my drug-free nature, but I'm here for the intervention of my festive brother's addiction to methamphetamine.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:15 am
#13 in your programs #1 in his brother's heart!
February 18th, 2009 at 09:18 am
solid.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:18 am
So you seem like a guy who has fingers on the pulse of what's fashionable, do you think this face ink makes my eyes pop or what?
February 18th, 2009 at 09:19 am
The Bush twins have a hard time adjusting to life after the White House
February 18th, 2009 at 09:19 am
Guess who never got his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
February 18th, 2009 at 09:23 am
Come on squeeze in a little closer boys, you know how upset Nana gets when she doesn't get her Christmas card from her two little angels.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:26 am
Young Andrew loved his yearly conjugal visits with Zack "the shank" Tudesky.. Andrew had a big heart, and even bigger member, which Zack liked to imagine as a razor sharp 10 inch shank that he could sleigh his enemies with. This is what has kept the couple together all these years.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:26 am
On the 13th day of Christma my true love gave to me, 13 festive sweaters.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:28 am
*Newsflash* Separated at birth, twin brothers, John and Bubba 13 smile for the media after 25 years apart. Who says upbringing plays a part in life status?
February 18th, 2009 at 09:33 am
Only someone who wasn't drug free could pull off the Teddy Bear sweater.
February 18th, 2009 at 09:35 am
Your sweater says you are drug free, mine says I am a festive convicted sex offender!
February 18th, 2009 at 09:38 am
A prison bitch who became a life partner.
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