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Winner:
UltraNeko: Sorry, But the Princess is in Another Castle…
Runners Up:
TJS: MOM! Always knock before entering my domain!
Snedly: i’ve been waiting to show you my pokeballs.
Boom305: "And this is how I look WITH the pikachu necklace.. Better Right?"
AlcoLOLic: DON’T WORRY MA’AM, I’M FROM THE INTERNET.
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
THAT FUCKING BEAR IS CRAZY
DRUG FREE AND UG LEE
That is all Spencer Pratt wanted for Christmas.
Mom wasn’t I supposed to get the Teddy Bear sweater.
sorry double post!
Mom, dad, we’re gay…
Christmas has always been a time for pals to “come” together. Sometimes 2 or 3 times in an hour.
And these are my two sons Yin and Yang.
Mom, I’d like you to meet my life partner Kenneth.
*Hilarious X-mas sweater = $4.99
*Tons of ink on your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy = $3,000
*Drug free hoodie = $29.99
*Me watching your drug free but seriously scary and racist buddy raping your drunk and stoned ass as you had to have been drunk and stoned to wear that sweater = Priceless
The scary thought is Christmas sweater was the one who just got out of prison.
So you see, Mom…it could be much worse. I could be walking around sporting a spiffy Christmas sweater like Ned here…
Mom,
The good news is I am drug free. The bad news is that I covered myself with prison tattoos and this fool in the X-mas sweater is my new boyfriend.
“I have an idea…let’s switch sweaters before the picture”
Both smiling and not realizing, that Santa had already hung the magical carrot on the tree….which, as you all know, means, 6 more weeks of being drug free….
“To little to late now I am sober and married to this fagot”
Wanna get away?
Santa’s big dilemma:
“Now which one was naughty and which one was nice?”
American history X-mas
The first recorded camel toe on a dude
After 8 years locked up, Leroy finally got to meet his penpal Christopher who had helped him find his way by giving him day to day updates about Lindsay Lohan’s spiraling out of control life.
Guy with Xmas Sweater: “I found a new best friend! He’s not on drugs and has the same lucky number, 13!”
Deck the halls with thugs and homos fa la la la la, la la la la!
1003?! What the hell does that mean?!
So this is how they celebrate Festivus!
We just murdered our parents.
Drug free…maybe
Fug free…Absolutely not
you’ll never guess which one is a complete fuck up
Makes you wonder which of these two men has actually had more gay sex. The ex convict who was violating/violated in prison, or the obvious homosexual next to him.
Stuart misunderstood what Knuckles meant by a conjugal visit during Christmas.
if anyone knows where i can find that sweater please e-mail me.
On set of “The Mummy 4″
GBFF: Gangbang friends forever…
cupid.com, making miracles one connection at a time.
No, I don’t regret the face tattoo, only the lies displayed on my hoodie.:-(
Meet my friends. Unemployable and Unfuckable.
After the painful crystal meth withdrawals were over Loc-dog met Stewart. This is when Loc-dog realized the horrors of the sober living house were far from over.
I’m Somebody’s Bitch!!!!
Mustard & Biscuits
Guess which one was molested by Kurt Warner and Dan Marino?
There was many things they discovered under the Christmas tree that year. Style was not one of them.
At last, Jeffrey from Human Resources and Steven from I.T. put aside their differences at the corporate Christmas party. Steven has finally agreed to get the team-building tattoos from the company retreat. Honestly, he’s only doing it to kiss ass and avoid the layoffs. He’s never been a team player; he always thinks inside the box and refuses to raise the bar.
Yeah, Christmas morning he’ll be unwrapping a package and getting it thrown in the ol’ chimney a few times.
“Just the Tip.” The gateway drug.
That tree doesn’t look very high quality. I hope they don’t leave the lights on at night because thats potentially a fire hazard. Also i like muffins
A-RODs fan club never had a doubt about his innocence
Let’s play guess who is the bottom
Can I go back to jail now?
LMAO!!!!
abortions: a couple hundred bucks can save your life a whole lotta money
Meet the newest WWE Tag Team Duo
“Whitey” Mike Tyson and Rudolph Kringle
Mom ? Dad ? Can we turn our beds into bunk beds pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ? ( Step Brothers Movie )
Stockholm syndrome at it’s finest
I can’t believe I am about to have a real gangster take his turn on me! http://www.gangbangmeinmypastywhiteasshole.com is the best website EVER!!!
Ted Haggert Jr. “Praise the lord brother, you are welcome to stay in our home on the day of baby jesus’ birth. We are going to get you off the devil drugs”
Taco Chavez “I hope this cracker knows i am going to rape him all night then rob and stab his white ass”
“Does this guy even REALIZE that he’s wearing the ugliest sweater ever?”
Undateable, meet unemployable.
Strong!
A prison bitch who became a life partner.
“What does the 1 and 3 on my face mean? Oh thats my reason to be drug free. 1 anus can be penetrated by 3 cocks at once. I learned that early on in jail after my arrests. But that was another life and its what brought me to meeting your son!”
Everything worked itself out after a momentary mix-up of the Manning Family Christmas Party in 4D and the Manson Family Christmas Party in 4E.
Val Kilmers straight edge Christmas special.
DAMMIT. They printed my sweatshirt backwards.
Thanks E-Harmony…
Come on people can’t you see that poor old Christopher here looks fucking desperate cause an ex prison thug broke in his dear parents’ house on Christmas eve forcing his daddy to take this nice little photo while his sisters were blowing of the daddy. And yea, this all happened right after Christophers momma had to knit that awesome DRUG FREE text on this thug’s gang hoodie. Merry X-mas.
Coming to theaters near you this December. Ed Norton and Perez Hilton star in this epic sequel where a former neo-nazi skinhead learns to play for both teams and the ways of the gays.
Don’t let his jingle balls deck your halls in American History X II.
Only someone who wasn’t drug free could pull off the Teddy Bear sweater.
Oh… My… GOD! Mom, meet my new boyfriend, Todd. I just picked him up from his prison release program and he gets to spend Christmas with us! YAY!
Perfect Strangers II
Can you guess which one is the catcher?
(To the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, the Police department gave to me, my brother, a drug reformee.
And for the first time in their friendship, Jerry finally found a way to look stupider than M1cha3l.
My buddy!!!Where I go he goes too!!!
A snapshot of one-seventh of Octomom’s future Christmas….
You know, he’s still my brother and I love him regardless if he wears these disgusting Christmas sweaters.
The marker wouldn’t wash off from last night…
“I think the one on the left is gay”
Your sweater says you are drug free, mine says I am a festive convicted sex offender!
Molester in-laws
The drug culture is so prevalent in America, that it’s actually easier for most heroin addicts to get a job than Straightedge Joe.
Looks like mom got confused and laid out the wrong sweaters on the boys bunkbeds again this morning.
Dr. Drew Pinski turned Shifty from Crazytown over to Bobby the Gay Christmas Therapist to continue his rehab in the sober living house.
What happens when you loose gay chicken with stan the man
Nature VS Nurture has finally been solved by the Manson twins, Snake and Chester.
This is the last known photo of Mathew Sheppard.
Apparently a few of the judges for the “Biggest A-Hole Contest” were a bit confused.
After much consideration The two finalists were allowed to share the title!
Rudolph my long lost brother
Has gang tattoos around his nose
Once he came home for Christmas
And mother made us do this pose
Patrick was hoping all that “Blood in, Blood out” stuff was all talk, because he was going to make for damn sure he didn’t ruin Nana’s sweater.
So I finally understand the difference between sweater guy and hoody guy, it all make sense now.
the guy on the left is what white america looks like to black
america , the guy on the right is what white america wants black america to think
Bartokomous Productions Presents, Cousin Larry’s Directorial Debut…
Perfect Strangers 2 : SoCal Edition
Lance: So your sweater sends a message that you are drug free, what does mine say about me?
Thug4Life: You mean besides the fact that your a pedophile?
Holy Taco Presents: New Employee Orientation!
American Idol Contestants #152 & #187 hit it off big-time in line and have been friends ever since!
Guess which one smokes crack and guess which one smokes the penis pipe…
Pruno: the perfect compliment to a Christmas goose.
Brandt brought home his newest sponsor to share a Christmas and watched himself get raped in the mirror after Key-Lock had one too many egg nogs.
You can take the drug out of the Thug, but you can’t take the dildo out of the sweater.
A: -2
Q: 1 my nose 3
Dear Diary:
Looks like little baby jesus HAS answered my prayers.
But I think he took the term “clean cut” a bit too literal.
Thanks for nothing baby jesus.
12/31/08
Have you seen this man Chip Huffington last seen on Christmas eve, in picture above on the right. In an unrelated story this year’s adopt a parole has had much success with many homes feeling the Christmas spirit and allowing reformed murders and gang members into their home for Christmas.
Damn.. the feds are on my ass i have to lay low for a while … i wonder what my cousin teddy is doin i should b safe there .. man he wears cool sweaters .. i wonder where i can buy some crack around here
Stone Cold meets Sugar Bear.
Beer Goggles aint got nuthin on EggNog Goggles!
Its lonely at the top.
You can take the drugs out of the convict, but you can’t take the convict out of the bitch.
“A wreath? Uh, Franklin…”
“Her Christmas album? Should be around here somewhere.”
Bryan chose a drug free life…
His badass brother, Peter ocassionally overdoses on estrogen.
Twin brothers, one smoked a joint the other smoked a roll
I think the guy in the teddy bear sweater’s face is too greasy for tattoos. Mix in an oxy pad brother.
George and Jeb Bush…..the early years before George quit drinking
Damn it guys! I called “no homo”.
Thats sum funny chit right there , lol
Silly Goose, there’s *12* days of Christmas, not 13.
#1 – HO-HO-WTF
#2 – Naughty or Nice? Who are we kidding!!!
2 guys one cup!!!!!
Tip to viewers: Regardles of your side of the tracks WOLF SHIRTS score chicks! (these just make you gay…)
we’re gonna be friends forever
Teddy Bear shirt: Mom, dad, this is Spike, my “special christmas guest.” Don’t worry, the 13 is not a gang thing in any way. It’s one of his physical attributes.
High School Musical 4 : The Prison Years !
The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
Disc Jockey and the Anchor Man
Perez Hilton thinks he’s the greatest Christmas present ever!
This used to be me, before i started using swagger, from old spice. thanks old spice!!
We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.
Match.com — when its not ok to look
“Me and my hommie Nathan ’bout to bust a cap in yo ass”
I’m proud to wear the sweater my brother made me. Do YOU have a problem with it.
“No one the corner has swagger like us,
Swagger like us, Swagger swagger like us.”
Pictured: (left to right)
Jimmy before prison, Chad after Catholic School
I didn’t want to wear the Drug Free shirt but, mommy made me!
I was a little skeptical at first, but I found true love at prisonpenpals.com!
Twins separated at birth, reconnected for the holidays!! Guess which one ended up being adopted by the physically abusive drug addicted parents who pimped out there kid for drug money and is now serving 8-10 in federal prison?
not drug free my ass and not gay sure. I wonder who is the pitcher and who is the catcher
It’s easy to take life for granted when you are blessed with acne and a rad teddy bear T. Give something back this year, and remember, you too can hug-a-con this X-mas!
13: I can’t believe he is wearing my sweater again.
OG: I look so boss in this sweater, I hope he isn’t mad!
Lucky number 13!
Meet # 14
I love ugly Christmas sweater parties.
Fag in sweater: “Who’s ready for some drug free brownies and egg nog?:
Drug Free Wannabie: “i’ll take 13 shots of the nog!”
Biglugnuts: “please don’t give drug free dude my email…or the gay guy as well”
DUI Lawyer Fees: 50,000 $
3 years in prison: $775,000 tax payer dollars
Having your cell mate Jimmy “13 shivs” Serrano show up at your christmas party: Priceless
Here are just two of the thirty odd mass murders we’ll be sending to your home this Christmas.
Yeah…my parents never hugged me too.
Look he is drug free!
Another happy couple thanks to eHarmonies true match system.
They even found me someone with my lucky number!
DAMN IT, Grandma! I asked for a killer PC and some sweet games, not a p.c. killer and some gay sweaters!
Thanks mom, I know I asked you for a PS3 for Christmas, but I love the sweater and the drug crazed killer you got me instead.
i didnt know that the gardener was coming over for dinner…..i would have wore a more festive sweater…or maybe nothing
One brother was breast fed as a child
the other . . . beaten mercilessly
You make the call
“IM HIS BITCH!!!!”
Over the years, the twins grew apart.
That was me, before I started using swagger from old spice.
Imagine how much more awkward this picture would be if they switched sweaters..
Best tattoo of a Christmas sweater ever.
They really need to stop with the Christmas bad movies…
You mean if I choose to be drug free, then I can be like that guy? Count me in!
After being separated at birth, Smithers and Damian took slightly different paths into adulthood.
You should have seen him ON drugs!
You know what it’s like when you have to take down a phonenumber, and there’s no paper to write on…
And no pencil, only a tattoo pen…
Tom used to make fun of Brad most of his life. Brad has grown up and makes $700k a year. Brad and Tom see each other at a Christmas Party after 10 unseen years. Toms so gooped up on gopp and has a solid bottle of Jack in em, now hears Bradleys sniffles. Due to amounts of money and nobody to blow it on, B-Rad notices Tom’s also. They wink for the joining of streams of snow-flakes in the bathroom. Afterwards, Brad’s TROPHY WIFE takes a picture of the two and their now facebook fake friends. THEE END.
Sweater – Before Prison
#13 – After Prison
Prison Rehab at work
Perez Hilton celebrates Christmas in the Penitentiary.
A blind date has never before worked out so perfectly.
Mom & Dad – I want you to meet my new husband.
I don’t know who’s sweater is worse…the one that provokes bad memories, or the Christmas one.
*bad Chrsitmas movies
I don’t know who’s sweater is worse…the one that provokes bad memories of screaming and abuse… or the Drug Free one.
Christmas with my BFF
Even after 10 years of prison for the repeated rape of a corpse, Jerry wouldn’t dare fuck with Kevin the Christmas Sweater Strangler.
SHEEEET. If this gonna be dat kinda party, I’m gonna stick my dick in da mash potatoes.
Nick takes off his hoodie to show off his ‘sweater tattoo’ and wins the freak contest hands down!
it is very hard to tell who the favorite child was- one got too much love and the other not enough
Andrew smiled for the camera, but discreetly kept checking his velcro Pikachu wallet during this year’s Hug-A-Thug Christmas party.
Bill, Frank, and Holiday Pedobear welcome you to the 5th annual “Unwrapping of the Tweens”! This years extravaganza brought to you by Kocbury Confection Distrobutions where “We pack only the freshest, most delicate Fudge”!
Donald Trump’s other, less well-known, children.
-Dear Santa…
I actually asked for a Druged-Out Freak…but this will do. I can sodomize this one just fine.
Thanks again,
Timmy
*christmas jumper guy speaking through his teeth*
“Hurry up and take the picture. God Damn it, I hate having to have my picture taken with these rehab wierdos”
*Christmas Jumper Guy speaking through his teeth*
“Cant wait till this is over so I can take off this stupid jumper and go home and fuck my 14 year old girlfriend”
Coming soon to a “help find me” flyer near you
You think MY tattos are crazy?
This guy has a naked picture of Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr playing Cricket on his back!!
Hi My Name Is:
Ben Dover
Frankly as a drug user, this photo offends me.
Intervention Update: 3 months since this photo was taken the day they both entered rehab.
Drug Free Sweatshirt Guy : Has been sober for 3 months now and has completed rehab. He is currently employed and has realized that there is more to life then gangs and drugs.
Teddy Bear Sweater Guy : Quit rehab after 2 weeks and went back to his life as a Furry. Currently serving a 9 month prison sentence at the California State Prison for breaking a restraining order that was issued against him by Disneyland Resorts.
Secret Santa pick your inmate day.
At least one of the two is drug free.
As goofy as these 2 silly bastards may be, please don’t divorce my dad’s, just say NO to Prop 8!
And remember folks, have your pets spayed and neutered. Thank you.
Sweet Moses, FRANK! Did you hang a carrot ornament on the christmas tree again??? I told you no edibles on the tree!
Christmas cards left over from San Quentin Penetentiary 2008.
The twins somehow looked different upon return from separate student exchange trips
Christmas is not Christmas without some crack and jumpers.
“Awwww, Who’s mommas lil bitches”
dude its MY turn to wear the gay christmas sweater!
Goofus likes to get tatted up and do drugs. Gallant likes to stay sober and rock the teddy bear sweater.
As a incentive for good behavior, Mark “The Blade” Baxter, was let out of solitary confinement and grewarded a conjugal visit for Christmas this year
or
My sweater speaks the truth of my drug-free nature, but I’m here for the intervention of my festive brother’s addiction to methamphetamine.
#13 in your programs #1 in his brother’s heart!
solid.
I asked that damn genie to be a free man, not gay and crack free! He didn’t even give me the pony I asked for
When Jeff finally came out of the closet, he had trouble explaining to his parents where he met his boyfriend Needles.
Merry Christmas from the Smiths. For those of you that dont know Joey was adopted.
Funny thing is that the the guy in the christmas sweater is his coke dealer.
Mark used to smoke crazk, Tom still smokes pole
Best intervention yet.
It was a good attempt but everyone in the family knew that Joe was stoned out of his mind and Todd hated Christmas.
Season 56: The Realworld Bethlahem
If someone were to ask you which one is the rapist… would you have an answer?
Facing declining membership numbers, gang leadership lowered the mandatory initiation ritual to being chumped in.
I f@#k guys like you in jail……
“mock” “yeah”
“ing” “yeah”
“bird” “yeah”
“yeah” “yeah”
Jesus Loves You!
After countless posts on Cagepotato, we finally get to see TUF Guy (pictured with his friend who likes the number 13)
It’s “Drug Freak” not “Drug Free.”
Before and afters from the hit show “Extreme Make-Over”.
I just know this little brother will work out better than last year’s…just look at his shirt!
Robert and Shelby finally meet after 6 years of being pen-pals.
“I love you, bro…regardless of how many guys you f*cked in jail!”
The Match.com commerical you won’t see on TV.
The awkward moment when you reunite with the cousin you haven’t seen since you were both eight.
This is the last time Kenneth was seen alive.
Dude, if we wear these sweaters Mom and Dad will have no idea that we are high on meth!
i thought the “ying yang” twins were black……..
At this very moment:
Gary is rethinking having told that childhood story about when they were “kissing cousins” at the dinner table.
1st Christmas after being reformed:
He’s turned his life around, gave up drugs and his spot in the Latin Kings.
He’s come out of the closet and given up his spot in the Latin Queens.
Mr. Cool Ice’s two Dads celebrate the holiday season.
And mom still gets our names mixed up!
The sweater was perfect camoflage, saving Barry from becoming “14″
I told you Ma, HE wanted the Rabbit Suit for Christmas.
James thought the sponsor a convict for Christmas sounded like a good idea until Eric showed up at his door.
So you seem like a guy who has fingers on the pulse of what’s fashionable, do you think this face ink makes my eyes pop or what?
The Bush twins have a hard time adjusting to life after the White House
Guess who never got his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Los Cholos Homos Foreeeverr Bro!
Come on squeeze in a little closer boys, you know how upset Nana gets when she doesn’t get her Christmas card from her two little angels.
“I call him my baker’s dozen….and he tastes great”
“Can I have my sweater back?!”
First two peope to ever be sober shamed.
1st day of rehab and I already made a swell friend mommy, you were right this was a good choice.
Sung to the tune of the Three’s Company Theme Song:
Dont come and knock on our doooorrr,
Drug Free is waiting for yoooouu.
Where the sweaters are his or hers, and his,
Freaks company tooooo.
Ink-Face Killa & Chester the Molester pose for their BroMance 2 audition shot…
Little Tommy Tucker decided not to follow in his big brothers jaded footsteps. Instead he learned to like other boys and ugly sweaters.
“Tisss the sssseason to be….”
“Get the Fuck off me…”
Thanks for letting me borrow your Tom Cruise “Sloppy Bottom Collection” sweater.
It’s not just a sweater; it is a way of life.
we take the straight out of straight-edge!
some of the dudes in H20 have kinda lost their edge…
Similac vs. Breast fed til’ 19 yr’s old…
After their release from Prison Chad and Lance remained VERY close “friends”.
Dude, give me my sweater back after the picture.
pssh… and you thought MY tattoos were offensive?! How about Stewart’s sweater?!!
Drug free? Always.
Hug free? Never!
Tattoo translation:
“Uno Nose Tres”
“Despite their differences, the happiest couple I know”
Sorry mom and dad…
What a bad f–kin’ week to quit doing drugs.
Stewart didn’t realize that 31-year-old Charlie the Charitable Crack Dealer’s dyslexia extended to his clothing
“He doesnt bite billy you can put your hand around him.”
Yes mom, I love my new step-dad! He’s gonna show me how they tossed salads in prison later. I am soooo glad those NA meetings brought you two together!
“Oooh, jeez. I thought you said you needed some help with your essay.”
Ever wondered what happens to a prison bitch and his daddy after they both get out of the slammer? Wonder no more.
One photo of your first date…
Priceless
Tatooing my penis size on my face was the best decision i ever made. Just ask Mark here.
Need a minute? Chew it over with a Twix.
When you live in L.A. you have to remember to specify which Jesus’ birthday you’re celebrating.
A picture is worth 1,000 words but a tossed salad is worth a pack cigarettes and a tooth brush.
Prison rape reunion
“Huh. Doesn’t feel wet to me.”
What do you think is gonna happen when he makes this bitch number 14?
-I’m tripping balls, man!
-Me too!
-Hey, Why are we celebrating Christmas on February?
-I don’t know, Man. But Im tripping balls, MAN!!!!!!!!
Bob and Neil….matched on Eharmony
“Ill have him kick your ass if you dont stop picking on me!”
The exact moment when Jimmy realized the “making amends” step was the hardest of the 12, and potentially a deal-breaker.
Can’t wait to see the Easter outfits.
Just what I wanted for Christmas, an alibi…
Where was I for shattered realm?! Mom’s Christmas party.
Never fall asleep at a party.
Thankfully, as my hoodie suggests, i’m now DRUG FREE. Unfortunately my Crackhead brother still thinks he’s 9!
Holy Taco Giveaway:
Guess which one is the Kindergarten Teacher.
After 13 long years, Chris finally won a bet and got to make his brother wear that stupid Christmas sweater.
“Mom… Dad… This is Johnny. I know what you’re thinking about he’s a born-again Christian. He’s been 13 years drug free (but don’t ask him what he’s going to at 14). And he hates Blacks and Jews. I think we’re getting pretty serious.”
Not sure which is worse the stupid tattoos on that retard’s face or the other retard’s stupid shirt!
Deck the halls with thugs and homos fa la la la la, la la la la.
no he can’t speak english! do you think he’d be wearing it if he could? just take the picture mom.
I guess its true what they say about the navy.
Hey, Family!
I’ve been having a really wonderful time since I’ve moved to Los Angeles. For the holiday, I bought a little tree to put up in my new apartment and invited some people from the tree lot to come over and decorate cookies!
Here’s me and Jon in front of the tree. He looks a little harsh, but he has been out of Juvi for 9 months now and didn’t even go in for anything that bad, just stealing a piece of gum. It’s so nice to have such great new friends in such an unfriendly city.
Anyway, I just wanted to say happy new year and I miss everyone in North Carolina soo much!
With Love,
Kenneth
Dear Congressman,
We would like to solicit your help in repealing Proposition 8.
Many thanks,
Dr. and Mr. Ugfree
The Perfect Strangers reunion special!
Kane and Gayble.
what you cant see is the back of the hoodie that reads ; “Court ordered prescription”
Young Andrew loved his yearly conjugal visits with Zack “the shank” Tudesky.. Andrew had a big heart, and even bigger member, which Zack liked to imagine as a razor sharp 10 inch shank that he could sleigh his enemies with. This is what has kept the couple together all these years.
On the 13th day of Christma my true love gave to me, 13 festive sweaters.
*Newsflash* Separated at birth, twin brothers, John and Bubba 13 smile for the media after 25 years apart. Who says upbringing plays a part in life status?
“Get your hand off me, Cracker!”
When i got out of jail from my insider trading stint, my cellmate moved in…. he lied when he said he wasn’t gay on the outside
If you asked if the the tattoo hurt ill slap you in the head
Its great that the prison systems let inmates and their bitches send postcards to friends and family.
juanito (seen here with his lt. charles) quickly took control of the bel air chapter of MS-13
One wears chinos. One just got out of Chino.
First methed up then matched up,
Life is pulling a hard one on him…
I may have sucked 13 cocks in 13 minutes, but I didn’t have to wear that faggot sweater!
“Come on babe lets go home”
Who needs a PS3 for Christmas when you can have a MS-13
I need that Slingbox like homeboy needs another 8-ball of coke.
One of these guys is living a lie. Just wish I could tell which one…
Michael Bay Presents: The Odd Couple Christmas
Just dont look at the bear, its hypnotic drum sticks invite all who see it to search endlessly for Mr Jingles’ treasure map tattooed on that guys head.
Oh that Prince William really loves working with his charities
Charlie and Linus at the Charlie Brown Christmas Reunion
The impact of childhood stardom has reared its ugly head again
…and it was love at first sight.
Come to St.Nick’s Halfway house! We don’t discriminate against anyone!
Intervention; The Christmas Special
“Maybe I should have stuck with the heroin bit…”
AlcoLOLic? who is this imposter!
Just because my prostitute mom had sex with your geeky cracker ass dad does not make us best buddies. Stop touching me or I will stab you.
The first two people to ever be sober shamed.
….And this is me and my cousin Lupe shortly after he was released from Fulsom. He must have been in a culinary training program on the inside because all he talked about was “tossing salads”.
Guy on the left–”aww, mom i like that sweater” ” Can I borrow it to take a picture for my PO(parole officer)”
after the picture…”aaaawwweeesssoommee yyyyyaaaayyyyy(in a girly tone)”
Why do I get the feeling there are at least 5 dead prostitutes crammed into a meat freezer in the basement of that house?
Repeal prop 8!
It was either the face tattoos or the pink hair for Perez Hilton…guess what he chose.
Ferry Jerry’s parents warned him repeatedly about the dangers of bringing home strays.
Drug Free: I’m straight edge mother f***er!!
Teddy Bear: Yer adorable! I just want to eat you up.
I now realize that Perez Hilton’s urge to scribble on people faces goes much…much deeper.
Drug Free meets Sweater on LSD
How does someone drug free pass out so hard everyone can write on their face…and wheres the penises?
7 Years in the Joint: Drug Free but HIV Positive.