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“ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!”
….just continue to stand around in a circle, maybe he’ll get the hint.
Yes! Those Invisibility pills really work. I can totally see that one girls Taco.
“Dude, I’m totally not banging any of them tonight!”
He’s so preoccupied with trying to look cool, he doesn’t notice me farting in his face. Te he he.
behold the witches of Flatbutt and their wizard pimp Daryl
The four witches of Eastwich worked on their spell to save Larry’s hairline before it was too late.
Redheaded… check. Ugly… check. Acting like this is the first time he’s ever seen girls in their underwear… check.
Am I missing something here? I don’t see any Leprechaun hanging out holding a bong. I see some half-naked chicks dancing, and some jew-fro’ed dork giving a thumbs up sign, but no Leprechaun or bongs. Seriously.
Frank Jacobs…loser.
Clearasil : May Cause Confidence
The roofies are in the drinks, now i play the waiting game!
Hiring strippers from Craigslist is never really a good idea…
Witness the sacred rights of the Suburban Tuna Sisters!
That bitch with the flower panties sure ain’t got no ass!!!
“You see these thmbs? Do you know where they’re about to go?”
An armpit smelling contest has always been my biggest fetish
“I sure hope no one figures out I am 42…”
“and that was the night we all started chilling at Dans house more…”
John C. Reilly sure does like Wii Fit parties.
I was told there is a guy in this picture, but I just can’t find him.
Best babysitting gig ever!
…and we didn’t have to wear bras on our heads!
“I Am Legend”
O.K., I’ll bite….
Damnit! Those chicks totally photobombed the picture of me passing Tomb Raider Underworld!
where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
…spray
you stole my idea jerk
Hilarious!
Who ever said older brothers don’t share? Share the greens with little sis… Little sister shares her friends..
Who ever said older brothers don’t share? Share the greens with little sis… Little sister shares her friends..
I’m Sooo Glad I Took A Break From WOW for This!!!
“aren’t my sisters hot!”
It’s her 18th birthday!!!
Yoga is the BEST!
What has 2 thumbs and loves chicks in their underwear… This Guy
What has 2 thumbs and loves chicks in their underwear… This Guy!!!
Ok, who had the ugly one last time… … we did!!!
Larry poses in front of four more girls that won’t give him the time of day.
Little does he know, his invisible cloak is no longer working.
Yes! I just got my 50 in halo! Pass the lotion bro.
Girls gone stupid.
Jailbait, because the best things in life are illegal.
I like this way better than last weeks photo.
Lowered expectaaations.
Who’s up for a game of Crisco Twister?
Guys, this is why alcohol rules!!
Girls…..naked
Loser nerds…..not
Hey, the one in the black bra has weed growing out of the back of her head!!!!
“It’s 4:20 in my pants!”
“You know the great thing about highschool chicks?”
“I keep getting older and they stay the saaaaaaaame age”
“This is way better then playing WOW!!!”
I hope these girls aren’t underage this time.
Disney casting call.
“my sisters.. and i had them all”
“Plan’s working guys. Just hope my parents don’t come home any time soon.”
Modeling auditions at American Apparel…
“whos got 2 thumbs and likes to fuck drunk bitches? this guy. . . “
swinging, its fun until you see your girlfriends face.
stuffwhitepeopledo.com
You too can be a winner, just buy my Book “Reefer and Bitches in Panties.”
Duuuuuuuude, look at my thuuumbs.
I love it when my kids have sleep overs!!!!!!!!
You heard him, ladies. NO HAIR in your armpits!
I love it when my daughter has sleepovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out my playstion blisters!!!
Naked girls?? What naked girls?
I’m so glad I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
And now watch as I seal the deal with the Palsy face
You have Scrabble? AWESOME!
It’s just like in those Penthouse letters…
We finally need some straight guys for our nymphomaniac apartment-sharing community.
If I cross my legs like this maybe they won’t notice my raging boner…
Crappy furniture from IKEA…$450
VANS Tennis shoes for you and your bros…$350
Having four (three?) do-able chicks dance around in their underwear in your parent’s basement…priceless
There are somethings money can’t buy, for everything else there’s alcohol.
Deflowering thumbs deployed, Dwayne heads for his second statutory rape charge. This time, he’ll really earn it.
Semi-tan Girl: Oh my god you DO have a thrid nipple.
Douche: Sweet dude, that is so Total Recall.
Bong guy: Superman that ho.
Raise you hands if your drunk enough to bone the nerdy guy in the chair.
my World of Warcraft buddies will never believe my good fortune!!
http://www.hottychick.com must be 18
That TV isn’t going to work when they switch to digital…
Raise your hand if that guy is your cousin.
I just farted!
Not pictured: Balls
“This is why i buy alcohol for my daughter and her friends!”
Dudes, those posable real dolls were well worth the money, but when do their elf outfits arrive?
Seconds later he was vaporized by a K2 Impactor
DEAR PENTHOUSE….
Thank god for photoshop, or I’d never be near girls.
“I was gonna clean my room until I got high…”
This new expansion pack for WOW kicks ass its giving me an expansion in my pants.
Timmy finally found some girls that appreciate a guy with strong video game thumb muscles.
The greatest attraction at the zoo……ever.
Bob posing proudly in front of his new statues.
Bob posing proudly in front of his new statues.
Paul’s “wingman” status finally pays off as Katie loses the best two out of three of rock, paper, and scissors, for who has to do “that ugly guy” tonight.
Dance my little thumb puppets…dance……
WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?!
Yes they do…..Yes they dooooo!
“They had clothes…….until I let them hit my Bong!!!”
that one girl has stinky pits, smellll
“These drunk chicks are in the way of my TV! I wanna play Tomb Raider Underworld!!!”
Little did he know that his greatest night would be soon ruined by a Police Raid
What has two thumbs and is a complete Douche?
This guy!
Where will you be when diarrhea stikes?
my mom called, and she will give me a ride home…..
Oh, you slick little devil. You crossed your legs to conceal you statutory rape boner. Wow, you are good. You even used the flower pillow to divert attention.
Thumbs up to the future serial rapist.
O.K. Lighting crew, we need this shot. Are both lamps in place?
“Wait until they see my warcraft skills….I’m totally getting laid tonight.”
Look it is the mentally challenged version of “The Shocker”
Naked girls, fuck that! I have to sing
Where is thumbkin? Where is thumbkin?
Here I am. Here I am.
How are you today sir?
Very well and thank you.
Run and hide. Run and hide.
And so this is really the closest Foreskin Gump ever got to getting laid by Jeannie.
“Holy shit, man,a two thumbs up for this cashmere chair”
HOLY SHIT X DOES WORK!!!!!
Losin virginity tonight guys, awesumm!!1.
bangbros.com has really been off lately
You know when girls say: ”oh I was so shitfaced last night I should’nt have slept with this guy!’….. I could be that mistake!
Score, dude; they have Scrabble!
Dude!!! Smell my thumbs!!!
Still-in-the-closet Jim’s gag reflex kicked in the moment he did a thumb’s up
I think the guy across the room is checking me out!!!
MAN !! My stepdaughter’s sleep overs are AWESOME!!!
This is even better than that time I saw The Clone Wars at midnight!
Sloth love chunky chick.
This is your Brain on Drugs….. any questions?
Cool my couch disguise is working
“Well, I guess one of us has to sleep with him…
Not It!”
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY STAR WARS IS ON!!!
Hooray!!! I’m a pedophile!!!!!
HOORAY!!!!…I’m not gay!!!!
GIGGITY!
Mannequin 3: The Violation
Best LARPing party ever.
The alcohol is working! Soon the roofies will kick in! Nice.
my daughters having a slumber party… oldest trick in the book.
And that was the last night Gregory Kenner was ever seen alive.
Two weeks later his body was found dressed in black skinny jeans and a My Chemical Romance t-shirt, it is believed that after the events of the pictured night he spiraled downward in a pit of despair till he finally ended it by leaping from the top of an Urban Outfitters retailer.
His suicide note can be viewed on Myspace.
Whose game for D&D! No, not Dungeons & Dragons, Dicking and Dyking!
If you noticed the guy in the picture, I have bad news for you…
Uncle Dad was right my sisters do look soo perty in their under things.
Long live Kentuky trailer parks
“Give-A-Wednesday: Win Panty Raider – Underware”
“Finally success.. I have infiltrated the world of women. Sadly I have to say it pales in comparison to the World of Warcraft.”
wait til you see what im gonna do with these!
Alright! I’m not the only one wearing red leapard panties!
Little does this guy know that he will be one of the few unfortunate souls to witness Mickey Avalon coming out of retirement…
The girls were exicted that they were going to hang out with a TV star, until they found out it was Corky, from “Life Goes On”
Girl in the black panties bending over: Does the guy with the camera know that’s $100 extra?
i have a bottle of chloroform that says i can have any chick standing there!
LOVE it starts with an R and ends with an OOFIE!
I earned 35,361 EX points to get to this level!!
Stealing store mannequins is great!!!!!!!!!
I’m a PC.
This is GREAT! They forgot all about me!!
I’ll just sit here nice and quiet like…
Thumb kid: “Hey, I think those drugs are working!?”
Leg kid: “This…is…awesome…”
“It’s all good, I’ve crossed my legs, so they won’t be able to notice my massive…”
Awesomeness, I finally get to do it!
“Yes!, I’m so glad I rubbed one out before I came to this party. I might actaully last more than a minute if this goes any further……………..oh no!…..nevermind. Dude, where is the bathroom at in this dump?”
Teenager proves that dreams really can come true!
Outta work baby-sitters – $10/hr
Weed & roofies – $100
Thumbs up photo for evidence – worthless
Freakin dork…
I LOVE THIS CHAIR!!!
lepard print underwear… 20 dollars
short curly haircut….. 15 dollards
Being out numbered by girls in there underwear 2 to 1 with a double thumbs up picture to prove it…… priceless….
Theres some things money cant buy… For everything else theres massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.
who’s got two thumbs and don’t give a shit cause i’m gay?
” thank you craigslist!!!”
You have Scrabble? AWESOME!
You have Scrabble? AWESOME!
the next victim on datelines how to catch a predator
Beep: Hey Tim’s phone, Tim doesn’t have AT&T, which means 0 bars here in room #266, So, that message about the College Singles group meeting in room #226, instead of room #266 where the Chicago Transexuals club will be meeting tonight,yeah… we won’t be getting that message.
Who says my sister’s slumber party doesn’t count for court ordered sex offender group therapy?
Dear Penthouse Forum . . .
Merkos, aged 28, receive internet invite to sexy fun time high school party.
Unfortunately for Merkos in Russia there are no entrapment laws.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS!
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
Sadly, the reality of Tim’s life is that even though this really happened, everybody will think its Photoshop
Think! Think! Thumbs up, fuck yes! Now they’ll never know I’m gay.
My sister lets me watch her mammogram parties! Yessssss!
yay i get to sit in the 80′s frisbee chair
“ok! with your hands… ladies, show us how long you like them…. and guys, show us what you have to offer.”
*Psst!* Quick, let’s book it before they’re completely undressed…
if it wasn’t for chicks, I would say the guy, with the crossed legs, were gay…
Chet gets the grand prize for bringing beer to his little sister’s slumber party.
What has two thumbs and is afraid to touch a girl?
innie minnie miney moe
which of u is a hoe
the scary thing is they dont know hes there.
I Can’t Believe its not Butter!!!
lo ba dee lo ba da ah la la la la life goes on!
I’m crossing my legs to hide my boner!
What has two thumbs and loves girls with flat asses??? That guy!!!
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.
Holding his bong all day.
He stuck up his thumbs and went for their bums
And said this will prove I’m not gay.
Dude, your dick is totally hard right now
Being a Grandpa is great!
BEST DAY EVER!- girl i banged is on holy taco. com
Sincerely,
Not dude in picture, though good luck to him.
Do you do children’s parties?
Dude! This is sooooo going as I planned…
Can you tell which one got the Ruffie?
He offered free tickets to Twilight.
the one millionth member of the quadruple A club…
Dear Pfizer,
THANK YOU!!!!
Where’s all the girl’s with low self-esteem at? Please raise your hands….
This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car!
“Damn and to think I would get lock jaw after the party was over!”
where do i put these thumbs
I told you the boys would win a strip ‘heads I win, tails you lose’ game.
Thumbs up if you’re not getting laid!
I’m totally getting so many friend requests when I make this my default.
I’m just gonna pretend I care about what’s going on in the background, while I admire that bulge in your pants.
“It’s been 20 minutes and they haven’t noticed I’m here! SUCCESS!”
I love it when my daughter has slumber parties!
If only knew what I had to DO?
Who wants to thumb wrestle??? I got my thumbs ready…
I told them I was gay. Ha!
The Jedi mind trick works well with these ones!
This is so much better than X-Box Live.
at home with Dick Levitz creator of the CNN hologram technonlogy.
“Who’s got 2 thumbs and an awkward boner?…THIS GUY!”
Any guy that can cross his legs like that is packing less than those girls are.
HOLY SHIT ———-THE COPS!
Lets see if I can break Michael Jacksons record for number of restraining orders recieved in one night!
For the girls, the reality of Stockholm syndrome had set in, and in a collective trance they began to strip and dance in an attempt to seduce their inept captors–who had fed them all night a steady diet of wine coolers and conquest stories about their WOW characters.
For Chris, the momentary excitement of having actual underage, naked girls in his apartment would soon give way to an instinctual panic characteristic of any situation in which a female might have to gaze upon his deal breaking almond sized ginger balls.
Apparently someone knows how to use photoshop…
Damn I’m good at Photoshop…….
“Yeah! My 14 year sister and her friends totally haven’t noticed that I crashed the party!”
Sweet! They have Scrabble!
Poor Phil…just when things get good his invisibility wears off…
Yes!!! These Chicks totally believe I’m Bono!
That’s it! I’m definitely going lezbo!
Dude, give me a signal if these girls are all underage and your uploading this to the internet.
He’s glad he took advantage of the Real Doll’s sale of buy 3 get 1 free!
I told you they would believe I was John C. Reilly!
It’s like 3 underage girls and only 2 thumbs, isn’t it ironic…….don’t you think.
Cousin Gary’s photoshopped Christmas card efforts are just becoming too pathetic
Roger Ebert, Eat your heart out!!!
Finally! Pretending to be the gay best friend pays off.
“…so you’re telling me there’s a chance.”
Airwalks 20 $ trendy Euro jacket 40$ seeing girls unaware for the first time out side Wal-Mart, dumfounding.
so……
who wants ice cream?
OMG
england are beating india
oi…girls
keep your stripping until you’ve grown up
or we beat them
whichever comes first
Holy tuna taco!
Dude…This Papasan Rocks!
I rubbed this bong and BAM!! the popped out of the TV. Two more Wishes.
frat parties FTW lolz
Dessert is ready
The moment Guitar Hero was created.
Money for ruffies is money well spent!
And this is a beta version of the new playstation 4 in a nerd cave. And no, there are no real girls on it.
A stroke can happen any time.
“Yay for internet chat rooms”
This week on “How to Catch a Predator!”
I got an A on my physics exam!
The night I was kicked out of Boy Scouts for eating The Brownies
OMG, nice green screen.
These drugs are awesome! But they would be a whole lot better if I only had a jaw!
“I cant wait to go home and jerk off to them”
What’s got two thumbs and a boner? THIS GUY!!!!
You got fucked by an oven full of witches?
The GHB is kicking in!!!!
YES!, I knew one day putting a handle on the side of this stupid ass chair would pay off!
“HEY GUYS, make a funny face is you aren’t getting laid tonight!” …oh, I just made myself feel bad…
If Stan knows one thing, it’s Photoshop.
…Chris Hansen Enters the Room.
4 Girls 2 Thumbs
Yoo Hoo!!! The Fed just dropped interest rates another 50 basis points!
“Yes! My cloak of invisibility works!!”
4 Chicks in their Underwear….That’s at least a 10% chance of getting Laid!!
It’s Not Date Rape if there are 4 of them…….
Ghost of Xmas Present: “You wanted to see what your sister would be doing if you never existed…”
Dude: “Hell, yeah and she does have friends!”
Oh my god, look!!…….i have thumbs!
d=(^.^)z