Write a caption for this totally normal photo of the Leprechaun hanging out with a guy holding what looks like a bong and you could win a copy of Tomb Raider: Underworld. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section (we're working on fixing our comments section as we speak) and winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Hepfish: THE DICKS OF HAZZARD
Runners Up:
Mac: You should've seen what they were doing with the tail pipes earlier.
Pig Benis: Closets are for Clothes
Frankie: Before they were famous.. Jose Canseco & Mark McGwire
"Yes!, I'm so glad I rubbed one out before I came to this party. I might actaully last more than a minute if this goes any further.................oh no!.....nevermind. Dude, where is the bathroom at in this dump?"
lepard print underwear... 20 dollars
short curly haircut..... 15 dollards
Being out numbered by girls in there underwear 2 to 1 with a double thumbs up picture to prove it...... priceless....
Theres some things money cant buy... For everything else theres massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.
Beep: Hey Tim's phone, Tim doesn't have AT&T, which means 0 bars here in room #266, So, that message about the College Singles group meeting in room #226, instead of room #266 where the Chicago Transexuals club will be meeting tonight,yeah... we won't be getting that message.
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November 21st, 2008 at 06:41 am
"It's all good, I've crossed my legs, so they won't be able to notice my massive..."
November 21st, 2008 at 07:17 am
Awesomeness, I finally get to do it!
November 21st, 2008 at 08:49 am
"Yes!, I'm so glad I rubbed one out before I came to this party. I might actaully last more than a minute if this goes any further.................oh no!.....nevermind. Dude, where is the bathroom at in this dump?"
November 21st, 2008 at 09:24 am
Teenager proves that dreams really can come true!
November 21st, 2008 at 09:59 am
Outta work baby-sitters - $10/hr
Weed & roofies - $100
Thumbs up photo for evidence - worthless
Freakin dork...
November 21st, 2008 at 10:10 am
I LOVE THIS CHAIR!!!
November 21st, 2008 at 10:10 am
lepard print underwear... 20 dollars
short curly haircut..... 15 dollards
Being out numbered by girls in there underwear 2 to 1 with a double thumbs up picture to prove it...... priceless....
Theres some things money cant buy... For everything else theres massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:24 am
who's got two thumbs and don't give a shit cause i'm gay?
November 21st, 2008 at 10:57 am
" thank you craigslist!!!"
November 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am
You have Scrabble? AWESOME!
November 21st, 2008 at 11:30 am
You have Scrabble? AWESOME!
November 21st, 2008 at 11:59 am
the next victim on datelines how to catch a predator
November 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Beep: Hey Tim's phone, Tim doesn't have AT&T, which means 0 bars here in room #266, So, that message about the College Singles group meeting in room #226, instead of room #266 where the Chicago Transexuals club will be meeting tonight,yeah... we won't be getting that message.
November 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Who says my sister's slumber party doesn't count for court ordered sex offender group therapy?
November 21st, 2008 at 01:03 pm
Dear Penthouse Forum . . .
November 21st, 2008 at 01:31 pm
Merkos, aged 28, receive internet invite to sexy fun time high school party.
Unfortunately for Merkos in Russia there are no entrapment laws.
November 21st, 2008 at 01:45 pm
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS!
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
November 21st, 2008 at 02:30 pm
Sadly, the reality of Tim's life is that even though this really happened, everybody will think its Photoshop
November 21st, 2008 at 04:03 pm
Think! Think! Thumbs up, fuck yes! Now they'll never know I'm gay.
November 21st, 2008 at 04:01 pm
My sister lets me watch her mammogram parties! Yessssss!
November 21st, 2008 at 04:04 pm
yay i get to sit in the 80's frisbee chair
November 21st, 2008 at 04:15 pm
"ok! with your hands... ladies, show us how long you like them.... and guys, show us what you have to offer."
November 21st, 2008 at 04:24 pm
*Psst!* Quick, let's book it before they're completely undressed...
November 21st, 2008 at 05:01 pm
if it wasn't for chicks, I would say the guy, with the crossed legs, were gay...
November 21st, 2008 at 05:11 pm
Chet gets the grand prize for bringing beer to his little sister's slumber party.
November 21st, 2008 at 07:30 pm
What has two thumbs and is afraid to touch a girl?
November 21st, 2008 at 08:46 pm
innie minnie miney moe
which of u is a hoe
November 21st, 2008 at 08:45 pm
the scary thing is they dont know hes there.
November 21st, 2008 at 09:19 pm
I Can't Believe its not Butter!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 01:20 am
lo ba dee lo ba da ah la la la la life goes on!
November 22nd, 2008 at 06:37 am
I'm crossing my legs to hide my boner!
November 22nd, 2008 at 08:05 am
What has two thumbs and loves girls with flat asses??? That guy!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner.
Holding his bong all day.
He stuck up his thumbs and went for their bums
And said this will prove I'm not gay.
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Dude, your dick is totally hard right now
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Being a Grandpa is great!
November 22nd, 2008 at 02:33 pm
BEST DAY EVER!- girl i banged is on holy taco. com
Sincerely,
Not dude in picture, though good luck to him.
November 22nd, 2008 at 03:15 pm
Do you do children's parties?
November 22nd, 2008 at 03:55 pm
Dude! This is sooooo going as I planned...
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:15 pm
Can you tell which one got the Ruffie?
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:53 pm
He offered free tickets to Twilight.
November 22nd, 2008 at 05:56 pm
the one millionth member of the quadruple A club...
November 22nd, 2008 at 07:33 pm
Dear Pfizer,
THANK YOU!!!!
November 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Where's all the girl's with low self-esteem at? Please raise your hands....
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car!
November 23rd, 2008 at 01:00 pm
"Damn and to think I would get lock jaw after the party was over!"
November 23rd, 2008 at 01:48 pm
where do i put these thumbs
November 23rd, 2008 at 02:57 pm
I told you the boys would win a strip 'heads I win, tails you lose' game.
November 23rd, 2008 at 05:18 pm
Thumbs up if you're not getting laid!
November 23rd, 2008 at 06:00 pm
I'm totally getting so many friend requests when I make this my default.
November 23rd, 2008 at 06:08 pm
I'm just gonna pretend I care about what's going on in the background, while I admire that bulge in your pants.
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