Write a caption for this totally normal photo of the Leprechaun hanging out with a guy holding what looks like a bong and you could win a copy of Tomb Raider: Underworld. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section (we're working on fixing our comments section as we speak) and winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
Hepfish: THE DICKS OF HAZZARD
Runners Up:
Mac: You should've seen what they were doing with the tail pipes earlier.
Pig Benis: Closets are for Clothes
Frankie: Before they were famous.. Jose Canseco & Mark McGwire
For the girls, the reality of Stockholm syndrome had set in, and in a collective trance they began to strip and dance in an attempt to seduce their inept captors--who had fed them all night a steady diet of wine coolers and conquest stories about their WOW characters.
For Chris, the momentary excitement of having actual underage, naked girls in his apartment would soon give way to an instinctual panic characteristic of any situation in which a female might have to gaze upon his deal breaking almond sized ginger balls.
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November 23rd, 2008 at 06:27 pm
"It's been 20 minutes and they haven't noticed I'm here! SUCCESS!"
November 23rd, 2008 at 06:29 pm
I love it when my daughter has slumber parties!
November 23rd, 2008 at 11:35 pm
If only knew what I had to DO?
November 24th, 2008 at 06:48 am
Who wants to thumb wrestle??? I got my thumbs ready...
November 24th, 2008 at 09:29 am
I told them I was gay. Ha!
November 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am
The Jedi mind trick works well with these ones!
November 24th, 2008 at 10:31 am
This is so much better than X-Box Live.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
at home with Dick Levitz creator of the CNN hologram technonlogy.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
"Who's got 2 thumbs and an awkward boner?...THIS GUY!"
November 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Any guy that can cross his legs like that is packing less than those girls are.
November 24th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
HOLY SHIT ----------THE COPS!
November 24th, 2008 at 01:49 pm
Lets see if I can break Michael Jacksons record for number of restraining orders recieved in one night!
November 24th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
For the girls, the reality of Stockholm syndrome had set in, and in a collective trance they began to strip and dance in an attempt to seduce their inept captors--who had fed them all night a steady diet of wine coolers and conquest stories about their WOW characters.
For Chris, the momentary excitement of having actual underage, naked girls in his apartment would soon give way to an instinctual panic characteristic of any situation in which a female might have to gaze upon his deal breaking almond sized ginger balls.
November 24th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
Apparently someone knows how to use photoshop...
November 24th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
Damn I'm good at Photoshop.......
November 24th, 2008 at 06:59 pm
"Yeah! My 14 year sister and her friends totally haven't noticed that I crashed the party!"
November 24th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Sweet! They have Scrabble!
November 24th, 2008 at 09:10 pm
Poor Phil...just when things get good his invisibility wears off...
November 24th, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Yes!!! These Chicks totally believe I'm Bono!
November 24th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
That's it! I'm definitely going lezbo!
November 24th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Dude, give me a signal if these girls are all underage and your uploading this to the internet.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
He's glad he took advantage of the Real Doll's sale of buy 3 get 1 free!
November 25th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I told you they would believe I was John C. Reilly!
November 25th, 2008 at 04:49 am
It's like 3 underage girls and only 2 thumbs, isn't it ironic.......don't you think.
November 25th, 2008 at 06:33 am
Cousin Gary's photoshopped Christmas card efforts are just becoming too pathetic
November 25th, 2008 at 08:00 am
Roger Ebert, Eat your heart out!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 08:52 am
Finally! Pretending to be the gay best friend pays off.
November 25th, 2008 at 09:13 am
"...so you're telling me there's a chance."
November 25th, 2008 at 09:21 am
Airwalks 20 $ trendy Euro jacket 40$ seeing girls unaware for the first time out side Wal-Mart, dumfounding.
November 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
so......
who wants ice cream?
November 25th, 2008 at 10:39 am
OMG
england are beating india
oi...girls
keep your stripping until you've grown up
or we beat them
whichever comes first
November 25th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Holy tuna taco!
November 25th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Dude...This Papasan Rocks!
November 25th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I rubbed this bong and BAM!! the popped out of the TV. Two more Wishes.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:54 am
frat parties FTW lolz
November 25th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Dessert is ready
November 25th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The moment Guitar Hero was created.
November 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Money for ruffies is money well spent!
November 25th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
And this is a beta version of the new playstation 4 in a nerd cave. And no, there are no real girls on it.
November 25th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
A stroke can happen any time.
November 25th, 2008 at 02:27 pm
"Yay for internet chat rooms"
November 25th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
This week on "How to Catch a Predator!"
November 25th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
I got an A on my physics exam!
November 25th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
The night I was kicked out of Boy Scouts for eating The Brownies
November 25th, 2008 at 09:29 pm
OMG, nice green screen.
November 25th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
These drugs are awesome! But they would be a whole lot better if I only had a jaw!
November 25th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
"I cant wait to go home and jerk off to them"
November 26th, 2008 at 03:49 am
What's got two thumbs and a boner? THIS GUY!!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 06:16 am
You got fucked by an oven full of witches?
November 26th, 2008 at 06:54 am
The GHB is kicking in!!!!
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