Write a caption for this...geez, even I don't know how to explain this one, and you can win a copy of Vin Diesel's Wheelman for the Xbox 360 by Ubisoft. It's the newest racing game that lets you murder your way through the streets using your car as your weapon (much like Billy Joel on a bender.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with for this one.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
JonJ: OK bitches, time to limbo.
Runners Up:
Most Dangerous Game: I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.
Lisa: I thought black guys' PENISES were supposed to be bigger.....
Anon: Oh shit! I think I got your stomach.
Pat: yo dude watch this.....now say apple
Bobina: These "cool" handshakes are getting way too complicated...
DrunkyMcLush: So THIS is why you stick your head out the window when we're out driving!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 25th, 2009 at 09:03 am
FIRST! I don't know what else to say.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:07 am
I TOLD you the bible was exaggerating.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:10 am
The Indian version of Talladega Nights... I think they misunderstood the plot.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:11 am
Saleem "Sweet Baby" Zaidi poses for the Orphans new album cover with his electric Jesus Fish...
March 25th, 2009 at 09:15 am
Salesh misunderstood when Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans said they needed a Bass player
March 25th, 2009 at 10:06 am
No, no, Sweet Baby Jesus is the headliner and The Orphans are the opening act.
The caption should read: Live! Tonight only! Admission: 1 fish.
March 26th, 2009 at 01:51 pm
Awesome. Winner in my book.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:16 am
Give a man a fish and...you don't have to waste a bunch of time teaching him to fish.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:22 am
Ok , we got a fish . Now all I need is some bread and I'll get this trick started .
March 25th, 2009 at 09:27 am
I had always thought that the elusive "Jesus Fish" were extinct!?
March 25th, 2009 at 09:35 am
Would anyone like some fish and chips before the show?
March 25th, 2009 at 09:52 am
Hombre, it's pronounced hay-seuss. And No, I can't feed your damn orphans.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:59 am
pull my fish
March 25th, 2009 at 10:02 am
What are "things you don't want to put in your mouth!" Hey OH!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:27 am
And tonight only, opening for Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans....It's Gupta Bod Bod and the fish eyed fools!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am
"Playing Coachella this Saturday!"
March 25th, 2009 at 10:36 am
For my next trick I will make this fish feed all the orphans.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Dude, Wheelman blows.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:49 am
If that's where he keeps the fish, I don't want to know where the wine is...
March 25th, 2009 at 10:56 am
gimme back that fillet'o fish, just give me that fish
March 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am
with opening act Hootie and the blowfish
March 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am
"My name is Sweet Baby Jesus and I'm trying to find this poor fish a home."
March 25th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Yes, that is correct, this fish, it has no parents
March 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am
if it smells like this trout kick that bitch out!!!!
March 25th, 2009 at 11:42 am
The crowd became much more sparse when he took off the word "Watch" and the letters "Br" from the banner.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I dont get it..
March 25th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
"WATCH"
Sweet baby Jesus
"BR"and
The Orphans
April 1st, 2009 at 07:55 am
Jokes are funnier when you have to explain them. Wee.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Sweet Baby Jesus says: "Super Bass-O-Matic '76...Wow THAT's Great Bass!"
March 25th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Talent night at the quik-e-mart was a huge success.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Jose got lucky at Prom and found this fish.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Take this fish, and hand over the cow. Slowly.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Troutin' and poutin'
March 25th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
and now agggmed williams with the wacky weather report
aggmed...
WHO WANTS THIS FISH!!
Thank you agggmed.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
hi sexi..i cought you a delicious bass
gosh! i mean allah!
March 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
please jesus, he ez fish now, i beg you help
March 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
who knew india and the southern united states were the same place.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Now, teach a man to fish....and he'll still wreak of curry.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Reincarnation - You're doing it wrong.
March 25th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Abdul says, "With your donation of one more fish and some bread, we too can feed five thousand!"
March 25th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
"Sweet Baby Jesus saved me from Tentacle Rape."
March 25th, 2009 at 01:51 pm
yes thats right, ahhkmed, you get this feeeeesssh for 5 easy payments of only $45.99
March 25th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Sanji's Jesus dummy did not go over well
March 25th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
Dateline Special: How to catch a Predator- India Edition
March 25th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
"And on lead fish...Introducing...Baba Ghanoush"!
March 25th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
I put the fish in my hand and......
March 25th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
I jizzed in my pants.
March 25th, 2009 at 02:48 pm
Graduation Day photos at the Vindaloo Baptism Academy.
March 25th, 2009 at 03:34 pm
We're better than Phish!
March 25th, 2009 at 04:02 pm
Fuck, anyway I can get my baby Jesus salty?
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