Write a caption for this…geez, even I don’t know how to explain this one, and you can win a copy of
Vin Diesel’s Wheelman for the Xbox 360 by Ubisoft. It’s the newest racing game that lets you murder your way through the streets using your car as your weapon (much like Billy Joel on a bender.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. I can’t wait to see what you guys come up with for this one.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
JonJ: OK bitches, time to limbo.
Runners Up:
Most Dangerous Game: I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.
Lisa: I thought black guys’ PENISES were supposed to be bigger…..
Anon: Oh shit! I think I got your stomach.
Pat: yo dude watch this…..now say apple
Bobina: These "cool" handshakes are getting way too complicated…
DrunkyMcLush: So THIS is why you stick your head out the window when we’re out driving!
Mak: Is my girlfriend under there?
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
with opening act Hootie and the blowfish
Yes, that is correct, this fish, it has no parents
Sweet Baby Jesus says: “Super Bass-O-Matic ’76…Wow THAT’s Great Bass!”
“WATCH”
Sweet baby Jesus
“BR”and
The Orphans
For my next trick I will make this fish feed all the orphans.
If that’s where he keeps the fish, I don’t want to know where the wine is…
gimme back that fillet’o fish, just give me that fish
hi sexi..i cought you a delicious bass
gosh! i mean allah!
Talent night at the quik-e-mart was a huge success.
and now agggmed williams with the wacky weather report
aggmed…
WHO WANTS THIS FISH!!
Thank you agggmed.
Take this fish, and hand over the cow. Slowly.
Troutin’ and poutin’
And tonight only, opening for Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans….It’s Gupta Bod Bod and the fish eyed fools!
“Playing Coachella this Saturday!”
Reincarnation – You’re doing it wrong.
The crowd became much more sparse when he took off the word “Watch” and the letters “Br” from the banner.
I dont get it..
if it smells like this trout kick that bitch out!!!!
please jesus, he ez fish now, i beg you help
Jokes are funnier when you have to explain them. Wee.
who knew india and the southern united states were the same place.
Now, teach a man to fish….and he’ll still wreak of curry.
Dude, Wheelman blows.
Hombre, it’s pronounced hay-seuss. And No, I can’t feed your damn orphans.
Abdul says, “With your donation of one more fish and some bread, we too can feed five thousand!”
“My name is Sweet Baby Jesus and I’m trying to find this poor fish a home.”
pull my fish
Jose got lucky at Prom and found this fish.
I had always thought that the elusive “Jesus Fish” were extinct!?
Thank You! Come Again!
Excuse me sir, would you like a slurpee with this.
Satan put me up to this.
Orphan to Jesus: “Enough with the fucking fish already. How ’bout god damn loaves!?”
http://sickpigs.com
Today’s line-up of AC/DC, Metallica, and Ozzy Osbourne will be replaced by Sweet Baby Jesus and The Orphans, due to a massive flood.
I mean “How ’bout SOME god damn loaves!?”
Fail!
Sanjay’s quirky band name was what got the audience to show up at his gig, but what kept them there was his mastery of the Fishtar!
I’ll totally proove I’m the Sweet Baby Jeasus! Here is a fish, wait, I’ll pinch a loaf…….See! Loaves and Fishes, Bitches!
i swear its Jesus!!
/indian accent/ “CODSICKLE, get your codsickles here! 9 rupees only”
Carpe trout
“NO TROUT FOR YOU”
i’ll stop now.
Playing at the next AIG executive party!
Come watch me screw this fish as I “Baby Jesus” declare to produce many orphans upon the deadly sea of semen. durka durka blue chair char char moooohaaaamad jihhadd!!
“You chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish. Catatafish of the stomach’s cove.”
Little did Ishmell know, it was live fish night at the canopy, bringing back the painful memory of when he lost his son noodling.
Give a man a fish, he’ll be full for a day…give a man Sweet Jesus and some orphans…man, he’s set for LIFE!
Dinner AND a show!
“I went to Jesus and all I got was this lousy sea bass.”
i used to be really into them until i ran into jesus at the mall. dude is a total assh*le
“Hand a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime.” . . well, at least for today, Raj won’t be hungry.
Awesome. Winner in my book.
Salesh misunderstood when Sweet Baby Jesus and the Orphans said they needed a Bass player
No, no, Sweet Baby Jesus is the headliner and The Orphans are the opening act.
The caption should read: Live! Tonight only! Admission: 1 fish.
The crowd was disappointed. They thought the concert was a double billing of Sweet Baby James Taylor and The Runaways, not Vinjay and his fishkazoo.
Fuck, anyway I can get my baby Jesus salty?
I TOLD you the bible was exaggerating.
The Indian version of Talladega Nights… I think they misunderstood the plot.
Saleem “Sweet Baby” Zaidi poses for the Orphans new album cover with his electric Jesus Fish…
Give a man a fish and…you don’t have to waste a bunch of time teaching him to fish.
Sanji’s Jesus dummy did not go over well
FIRST! I don’t know what else to say.
We’re better than Phish!
I put the fish in my hand and……
I jizzed in my pants.
Graduation Day photos at the Vindaloo Baptism Academy.
Would anyone like some fish and chips before the show?
Dateline Special: How to catch a Predator- India Edition
“And on lead fish…Introducing…Baba Ghanoush”!
“Sweet Baby Jesus saved me from Tentacle Rape.”
yes thats right, ahhkmed, you get this feeeeesssh for 5 easy payments of only $45.99
Ok , we got a fish . Now all I need is some bread and I’ll get this trick started .