Write a caption for this...geez, even I don't know how to explain this one, and you can win a copy of Vin Diesel's Wheelman for the Xbox 360 by Ubisoft. It's the newest racing game that lets you murder your way through the streets using your car as your weapon (much like Billy Joel on a bender.)
As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with for this one.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner:
JonJ: OK bitches, time to limbo.
Runners Up:
Most Dangerous Game: I see that Gene Simmons has gone from painting his face black and white to just black.
Lisa: I thought black guys' PENISES were supposed to be bigger.....
Anon: Oh shit! I think I got your stomach.
Pat: yo dude watch this.....now say apple
Bobina: These "cool" handshakes are getting way too complicated...
DrunkyMcLush: So THIS is why you stick your head out the window when we're out driving!
Come watch me screw this fish as I "Baby Jesus" declare to produce many orphans upon the deadly sea of semen. durka durka blue chair char char moooohaaaamad jihhadd!!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 25th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
The crowd was disappointed. They thought the concert was a double billing of Sweet Baby James Taylor and The Runaways, not Vinjay and his fishkazoo.
March 25th, 2009 at 04:35 pm
I'll totally proove I'm the Sweet Baby Jeasus! Here is a fish, wait, I'll pinch a loaf.......See! Loaves and Fishes, Bitches!
March 25th, 2009 at 04:40 pm
/indian accent/ "CODSICKLE, get your codsickles here! 9 rupees only"
March 25th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
Carpe trout
March 25th, 2009 at 04:42 pm
"NO TROUT FOR YOU"
i'll stop now.
March 25th, 2009 at 06:20 pm
Today's line-up of AC/DC, Metallica, and Ozzy Osbourne will be replaced by Sweet Baby Jesus and The Orphans, due to a massive flood.
March 25th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
Satan put me up to this.
March 25th, 2009 at 06:59 pm
"You chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish. Catatafish of the stomach's cove."
March 25th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
i used to be really into them until i ran into jesus at the mall. dude is a total assh*le
March 26th, 2009 at 09:14 am
Sanjay's quirky band name was what got the audience to show up at his gig, but what kept them there was his mastery of the Fishtar!
March 26th, 2009 at 09:31 am
Give a man a fish, he'll be full for a day...give a man Sweet Jesus and some orphans...man, he's set for LIFE!
March 26th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Thank You! Come Again!
March 26th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Excuse me sir, would you like a slurpee with this.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:50 am
"I went to Jesus and all I got was this lousy sea bass."
March 26th, 2009 at 01:30 pm
Orphan to Jesus: "Enough with the fucking fish already. How 'bout god damn loaves!?"
http://sickpigs.com
March 26th, 2009 at 01:32 pm
I mean "How 'bout SOME god damn loaves!?"
Fail!
March 26th, 2009 at 01:47 pm
Playing at the next AIG executive party!
March 27th, 2009 at 05:13 am
Dinner AND a show!
March 27th, 2009 at 08:58 am
Little did Ishmell know, it was live fish night at the canopy, bringing back the painful memory of when he lost his son noodling.
March 30th, 2009 at 06:19 am
i swear its Jesus!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:06 pm
Come watch me screw this fish as I "Baby Jesus" declare to produce many orphans upon the deadly sea of semen. durka durka blue chair char char moooohaaaamad jihhadd!!
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