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GiveaWednesday: Write a Caption, Win StrangleHold

Write a caption for this photo of a jump-roper gone awry and win a copy of Midway’s “John Woo Presents Stranglehold” for the PS3. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by HolyTaco via email. If that’s not enough to make you enter, gaze upon this action-packed cover. I said gaze on it!

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17 Responses to "GiveaWednesday: Write a Caption, Win StrangleHold"

  1. kevin says:

    Everyone always thought Joe had a stick up his ass. Turns out we were wrong; it was Todd.

  2. kip says:

    soulja boy up in it, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank dat soulja boy, that superman dat OHHHHH

  3. FirstHawkeye says:

    Alright piss-ants, I guess by now you’ve figured out that your ol’ gym teacher here CAN electrify the very ground you walk on. SO DANCE YOU TURDS!!”

  4. John D. says:

    “dumb b1tch done stepped on the rope”

    also

    “gravity is a bitch”

  5. jesse Helms says:

    Quit fucking around, Superman.

  6. Ben says:

    Meanwhile, little Clarence is perfecting the “Super Worm” in dance class.

  7. Peter says:

    Jump-roping makes me so happy, I shit a brother

  8. monte says:

    i dont know about yall, but im looking at the chick 4th in row.
    what the fuck is wrong with her?
    who cares about the kid about to split his chin wide open.

  9. meems says:

    One of these things is doin’ their own thing.

  10. Jordan says:

    All the other kids: “How many cock pushups can you do?”
    Little kid: “One’s all you need…”

    SIDE NOTE: For reference, see Tenacious D, “Cock Pushups”

  11. “And from that moment on he never again questioned why he’d always been chosen last in gym class.”

  12. Fresno Five Fee says:

    Invisbul headfurst beisbol slyde!!!

  13. Reverend Al Sharpton says:

    “Yet another example of suburban whites’ failure to properly co-opt inner city black culture.”

  14. Robert Patrick, actor says:

    “With a few kinks in his time machine yet to work out, Billy lands in yet another wrong place at the wrong time.”

  15. Jimmy Johns says:

    Little Ray Ray’s first day without his helmet.

  16. John says:

    Lunch Money: $2.50
    Jump Rope: $5.00
    Seeing little Jimmy eat shit while jump roping…: Priceless

  17. Thad says:

    Thomas the long-haired eighth grader held it in as long as he could. Poor Jimmy never even knew what hit him. The others received only a faint smell as the sheer force of Thomas’ repressed methanic A-bomb rendered them unconscious.