Who’s not tired of hearing about the Patriots?! You’re in luck! Now, their game against the Giants where they’ll attempt to go 16-0 will be broadcast by not one, not two, but three networks! Yay!
One game on three f&%king networks?! Why stop there? I think we need more Patriot-centered channels. Here’s a few ideas.
Tom Brady’s Face Channel – Just his face, non stop. Mount a camera on his helmet so we can all stare at the glory that is his perfect face, for the entire of the game.
Self-Satisfied Patriot Fan Channel – Non-stop clips of pasty white Patriot fans aggressively talking about how unprecedented this year is for the Pats.
Ugly Boston Chicks Channel – A gentle reminder to every Boston fan who can’t stop talking about how great Boston sports teams are, to remember how ugly the women in their city are. It’s like a carnival settled there a long time ago and started inbreeding.
ever heard of the boston surprise, its similar tot he chicago surprise. girls there tend to have huge asses and skinny waists, must be from all the pizza and italian beefs they eat. anyways, you’re at a bar talking to a chick, she’s awesome..likes sports, does shots, drinks beers, can play darts…but then she walks away to “freshen up” and holy shit…you see her ass..SURPRISE!!!
Forget the Pats – they’re great. We know this. The story here is that Eli Manning will once again show the nation what an inbred, half-retard, no-talent goober he really is.
Sure is getting to you, scrotum sucker. I bet if you show Brady your ‘purdy’ mouth he’ll let you chew on his jockstrap. Why would you want to bang an old bithch anyway? Typical patriot fan.
I wouldn’t be able to see the Pats game when they attempt to a. go undefeated b. set the TD pass record and c. set the TD receiving record if they didn’t air this on these channels so I’m not really sure what the crime is… sorry that the NFL is trying to make sure people get to see a historic game.
ever heard of the boston surprise, its similar tot he chicago surprise. girls there tend to have huge asses and skinny waists, must be from all the pizza and italian beefs they eat. anyways, you’re at a bar talking to a chick, she’s awesome..likes sports, does shots, drinks beers, can play darts…but then she walks away to “freshen up” and holy shit…you see her ass..SURPRISE!!!
Forget the Pats – they’re great. We know this. The story here is that Eli Manning will once again show the nation what an inbred, half-retard, no-talent goober he really is.
J whit? More like f**k wit…. Find something original to say, a$$wipe
Sure is getting to you, scrotum sucker. I bet if you show Brady your ‘purdy’ mouth he’ll let you chew on his jockstrap. Why would you want to bang an old bithch anyway? Typical patriot fan.
FUCK U ASSHOLE
“me says” nice come back. Was “I know you are but what am I” taken. Seriously though when is Tom Brady gonna get cancer already?
I wouldn’t be able to see the Pats game when they attempt to a. go undefeated b. set the TD pass record and c. set the TD receiving record if they didn’t air this on these channels so I’m not really sure what the crime is… sorry that the NFL is trying to make sure people get to see a historic game.
i agree. i think this game will be awesome. Plus, as much as the pats annoy me, the 72 dolphins are worse.
I hope the team plane goes down in the mountains and Brady’s offensive lineman have to eat him to survive. Nuke Boston!!!!
j whit,
im sure the plane will be going over a large mountain range on its trip from boston to new york. get a life
Suck my left nut, masshole. Better yet, I hope Brady blows out his knee. Get a real team.
Can you say: Cheated their way to success? Thought you could.
j whit, your mom cheats on your dad with me all the time and she is still a winner.