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55 Responses to "Goatse The Frog"

  1. sonya says:

    lol..lol

  2. Rob Grave says:

    Dude, can’t you see this is just making fun. Try laughing at yourself for a change.

    It does wonders, like helping people laugh with you, not at you.

  3. philosopher says:

    opinions, I will read and acknowledge
    immature, unneeded insults, I’ll glance at, then that’s it

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

  4. philosopher says:

    don’t you have a noose to tie and a will to make? you know, something constructive?

  5. philosopher says:

    I would prefer to laugh at my enemies. There is no logical reason to laugh at one’s self, i already know that I’m flawed.

    -the original philosopher

  6. Duck Sick says:

    Miss Piggy busted it wide open.

  7. Nietzsche says:

    He who laughs best today, also laughs last.

    - Friedrich Nietzsche

    philosopher (not), you haven’t pick up on that one yet have you?
    All of us (except you) get the last laugh every time.

    Sure you can have futile dreams of blowing us up, etc, etc. But even then you still wouldn’t have the last laugh.

    You’ve lost, and will never win, no matter how much you cry for a medal you don’t deserve.

    Idiot.

  8. Rob Grave says:

    That’s just too bad. But Speaks Volumes.

  9. philosopher says:

    it was from that old saying; “A taste of your own medicine”. I was really frustrated back then, and I regret doing it. There is a time, a reason, a way, and a place to be as bad as your enemy, what I did was a mistake. But now, I only insult people when they insult me. I have finalized my beliefs, and won’t make the mistake again.

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

  10. A dude who observes shit says:

    Reading stuff and acknowledging all opinion makes philosophical sense.

    - A dude who observes shit

  11. Michael Jackson says:

    no one leaves himself as wide open as kermit does… oh wait, YES THEY DO AYE PHILOSOPHER!!!!!

  12. Shizzire says:

    I’ve got a new iPhone background!

  13. Pyropro says:

    So, I’m confused…..
    you stated “opinions, I will read and acknowledge
    immature, unneeded insults, I’ll glance at, then that’s it” but earlier, you threw this out there. “Anonymous Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
    That’ll happen when you 69 with Gonzo.

    philosopher Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
    only you would know that

    So what gives? Sounds like you are dishing out your own bullshit, then you cry when someone comes back at you. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, I say.

  14. philosopher says:

    I didn’t bother reading this, it rank of failure and self mutilation, like most of my enemies. Don’t even bother trying to detour me, I’ll fight you bastards until the day I die, then I will see you in hell.

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech

  15. ..... says:

    You’ll fight us until the day you die? Dude….you’re in the comments section of a funny website on the internet….you’re not fighting shit.

  16. FranTheBanana says:

    You’re all already to late. I hit that a long time ago in the janitor’s closet of the Children’s Televisiuon Workshop.

  17. just to be serious says:

    philosopher, if you are that smart , and such an intellect, why do you keep letting them provoke you, you only react to this kind of shit because you like the attention.
    reading your comments, i know you cant handle this without being childish and fagg, i mean , what WOULD you do with your life if you didnt have HT ? :O

    xx (L) you

    -not! hopeless fagg-

  18. Joey says:

    Check out SAD KERMIT on youtube. Priceless… his cover of HURT is amazing.

  19. philosiphuck says:

    hahahahahahashah

  20. Nice Story Bro says:

    TITLE: Kermit has had an empty spot in his life ever since Jim Hensen passed. =(

    DAMN I’m on a roll today

  21. philosophers a cunt says:

    you guys are really getting off topic. were supose to be making philosopher want to kill himself…oh, and im odly turned on by that pic.

  22. philosopher says:

    wow, I knew my comments were that of someone who is trying to bring progress, but I didn’t know that they were pure genius too. thanks for the complement

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech

  23. Fuffaluffa says:

    philosopher, your words are about as useful as your existence.

    nuff said

  24. philosopher says:

    it figures that a degenerate like you would

    by the way, the only reason that I would kill myself, if is I was a suicide bomber, trying to drag you mother fuckers down with me

    -the original philosopher, who really thinks that humans need to become extinct

  25. Maybe I'm just slow says:

    Wait, you keep saying you want to bring progress or prove something or some bullshit like that. Please explain this progress you’re trying to make. Maybe I’m just too dumb to understand. And bear in mind, you’re on a site called “Holy Taco” which features a taco sitting in the sky with angry eyes and lightning bolts.

  26. philosopher says:

    oh, very witty. did you think that up, or the guy that drives the short bus and brings you to school?

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for the right to free speech without persecution

  27. Dr Fuckoff says:

    I’d suggest starting of with your mum and dad. They have a lot to answer for.

  28. philosopher says:

    except for the last part, I totally agree
    (yes, I know you were being sarcastic. I wanted to see how much of a cunt you were going to be.)

    p.s. I want to kill you all.

    -the original philosopher, who is really starting to imagine what it would be like to be a serial killer, and likes the idea

  29. Dirty Sanchez says:

    philo… You know how lately people seem to go kill a bunch of strangers and then go home and kill themselves?

    You should try that!

    But just for a twist you should do it backwards.

  30. Duck Sick says:

    What the fuck dude? Either you have a vag, or your cock bleeds.

  31. philosopher says:

    only you would know that

  32. philosopher says:

    you bastards really need to shut the fuck up, you are disgraces to humanity. and humanity is already a disgrace to life, so that makes you even worse

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech

  33. Anonymous says:

    NOOOOOOO WHY CAN’T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT EVERY TIME I TRY TO EXPRESS MY OPINIONS I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND LOVE AND SUNSHINE AND NOW I’M GOING TO BE A SUICIDE BOMBER AND DESTROY EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING I HATE YOU YOU ARE ABOUT INFINITY TIMES LOWER THAN THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS TO ME I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE YOU JUST DESTROYED MY LIFE I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY I’M CRYING NOW AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

  34. Anonymous says:

    That’ll happen when you 69 with Gonzo.

  35. Tsk, tsk, tsk says:

    Phil, and be honest with us here, just to try and gage how old you really are, do you use words like “Fuck” and “cunt” and “asshole” in your everday speech or just on this site? Once again, I’m just trying to gage how old you really are…

  36. philosopher's pedo cellmate says:

    Because I still have you for company.

  37. philosopher says:

    If I could travel in time, I would go back in time to when your mom was pregnant with you. I would convince her to get rid of you. But not to see an abortionist, I would tell her what a prick you are, and that she should fall down the stairs until you die, but not before suffering first.

    -the original philosopher

  38. philosopher's pedo cellmate says:

    You dont have a penis, I’ve seen it – not

    Very nice indeed. Come here gimme another fisty, you bald eagle you.

  39. philosopher's pedo cellmate says:

    he’s bleeding, SHIT YEAH!!!

  40. philosopher says:

    you’re a sick bastard, you know that? oh wait! you do know that! the real question is, why haven’t you killed yourself already?

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

  41. philosopher's pedo cellmate says:

    Hey I might be a derranged pedo bumfucking pervert. At least I’m proud of it. You, you just deny everything and all you can do is retaliate with insults that only reflect your true being.

    A spineless, psychopathic, trolling possum that deserves every inch of my gnarled grizzle.

  42. philosopher says:

    I really wouldn’t be surprised, they seem to become more immature with every comment they send.

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to freedom of speech without persecution

  43. philosopher says:

    you are a sick, queer bastard. you know that? all you are doing is insulting yourself

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech

  44. ...Voltair... says:

    philosopher, I have read everything that everyone has said to you
    don’t be surprised if one of these guys is actually immature enough to say “I know you are, but what am I?”

  45. philosopher says:

    judging by your account name, and odors of stupidity (that have thwarted the rules of nature and are radiating from your comment) I have to ask, when your mom was pregnant with you, did she drink and smoke as much as she could to get rid of you, ultimately failing as she realized that sucking my dick was the only thing she could do, and gave birth to the little retarded antichrist that I am talking to now?

  46. philosopher's pedo cellmate says:

    Well that’s simply not the case possum

  47. Vince says:

    Today’s show is brought to you by the letter “O”…

  48. Dumbo the Elephant says:

    +1

  49. Shizzire says:

    +1 for making me lol.

  50. philosopher says:

    damn, forgot to put the ‘i’ in ‘die’. once again, go kill yourself

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to freedom of speech without persecution

  51. philosopher says:

    go de, you aren’t fooling anyone

    -the original philosopher, who is getting sick of your juvenile bullshit

  52. philosopher says:

    anal fissures make me spew this bullshit, sorry.

  53. Choriz says:

    The ass is always greener on the other side…..

  54. Nice Story Bro says:

    FIRST.

    HEY WHERE’S THE CREAM FILLING

  55. Nice Story Bro says:

    Kermit: GO GET STUFFED YOU TURKEY

    Thangsgiving Turkey: I’ll show you who’s stuffed.


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