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God, Give This Guy His Car Back

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I’m gonna be honest, I don’t go to Church that often/ at all.  But I think if I walked into church and I saw this guy, I might stay.  He sheds some light on a few really interesting things.  For instance, did you know you could kill a baby, melt it, and then use it to produce light?  You can, apparently.

5 Responses to "God, Give This Guy His Car Back"

  1. Anonymous says:

    i picked up one of those at Yankee Candle the other day. i was wondering why the clerk had horns and a tail.

  2. Random Asshole says:

    God has no love for homosexuals? This guy looks like he has plenty of love to cover the gap. Screaming dude would probably get tons of man ass in prison.

  3. Anonymous says:

    rush limbaugh in his prime?

  4. Anonymous says:

    i think he looks like the grinch

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