Google Image Search Of Today: National Treasure 2

Type “National Treasure 2″ into Google Image Search and you get plenty of Nick Cage movie posters, but you also get this gem. Which means it’s time for a little Google Image Search Theater where I recreate the conversation in the photo:

Spanker: Gonna go ahead and lift up that dress there. Yep, there we go.

Spankee: Is my ass showing?

Spanker: Um, no.

Spankee: Are you sure? Because it feels like my entire ass is showing.

Spanker: Uhh, that’s probably just a breeze. I opened a window earlier.

Spankee: OK. Hey, you wanna catch an early showing of National Treasure 2 after this?

Spanker: Sure, that sounds great. I loved the first one. Do you think they’ll find out the truth behind Lincoln’s assassination?

Spankee: Ha. You said assassination.

Spanker: Ha! I did! Now I’ll spank you.

Curtain.

Thanks to Bryan for submitting this Google Image Search of the Day.