Google Image Search Of The Day: New Years

I typed in “New Years” into the google image search and after perusing a couple pages, I found this gem.

I only WISH I could go to a New Year’s Eve party tonight where this band was playing.  Instead I’ll have to hear nine different remixes of that “Under my umbrella-ella-ella-a-a” song.

If you look at that dude on the right with the guitar and don’t think he is one of the 7 or 8 most awesomest people you have ever seen, then you are a jaded and cynical person my friend.  I’m so inspired by him, I’ve written him a short fictional biography.

Johnny “Rad” Radmonovich grew up in Soviet Russia during the cold war.  During his time in Moscow, he was part of a secret program where Soviet spies were taught never before heard power chords on the electric guitar that caused the assholes of those who heard it, to explode.  Johnny then decided his gift of rock should be used for good, so he hid on a toilet paper transport ship and made it to America, where he found five nerds who needed a guitar player to fill in at an upcoming Bar Mitzvah.