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GPS That Leads You To Strip Clubs

The new-fangled GPS technology is designed to make sure you won’t get lost on the way to grandma’s house. But Nudar turns your standard GPS system into a granny-hating “nude radar” that leads you to strip clubs, nudist beaches and anywhere there’s no underwear. In addition, it will let you know if the nearby strip club is all nude, bikini, pastie or topless (granny’s favorite); if it offers a full bar or is BYOB. It supports Tom Tom, Garmin, Magellan and a few others. Sign up now for a 30-day free trial at Nudar.com.

5 Responses to "GPS That Leads You To Strip Clubs"

  1. i need to program that beacon to my bush. lol

  2. hooligan says:

    This….is….AWESOME!!

  3. Chaosman says:

    Finally technology has come up with something useful.

  4. Dougie Fresh says:

    Will it also tell me the STD I will contract from either A) getting a $15 handy from a $5 stripper or B) forgetting to TP the toilet seat before moving my bowels at a swing club?

  5. Enlightenment says:

    What a bunch of crap…they stole address lists from other web sites…then put a graphical front end on it…so what!

    I found mistakes in several cities, clubs at the wrong location, one club listed that burned down 6 years ago (that proves you stole the list).