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Hell yeah its a plane! Come on, how many died on 9/11?
How many got killed in that asian tsunami? Somewhere you have to laugh to get over thing. "Why should you bring your own bozze to kaho lak?" all the local alcohol is watered down...
Im more interested in this picture of the day. WTF??!!! I mean, how does one go about getting an ass and crotch area like that. I'm guessing that alot of waxing, cocaine and tanning booths are involved, but what do I know. I am seeking knowledge from the men out there: since my ass looks nothing like this (not to mention the fact that I'm not 19 anymore) will the information that such an ass as this exists in the world make sex with me entirely unpleasurable? Or is it like pizza for you guys: no matter how bad it is, it's still alright?
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September 11th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Good stuff, bad timing with the 9/11 one though..
September 11th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Boo on the 9/11, that was a guilty laugh.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
oddly enough i only enjoyed the 9/11 one.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Would have been better 8 years ago but they didn't have the stats back then.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
No, the 9/11 one was funny in a sick, twisted, "gonna roast in hell for all eternity" kinda way.
September 11th, 2009 at 02:19 pm
sympathy is sooo 8 years ago.
September 11th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
Yeah, who cares about 9/11 anyway, we should've been making jokes about it right after the first plane crashed.
September 12th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
alot of people family member died in the 9/11 if sum 1 died in ur family u would not be making fun of it
September 12th, 2009 at 08:47 pm
This is why women shouldnt be allowed on this site
September 12th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
karen you have strayed far from lifetime television, please go back.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
How long does it take... 22.3 years before a tragedy becomes funny?
September 11th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i guess it depends if you lost a loved one or not..
September 11th, 2009 at 03:41 pm
AIDS!!! ROFL
September 11th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
yeah, yeah, im definately going to hell for laughing at the 9/11...and yes, it was a guilty laugh...think ill go shoot myself now
September 11th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
going to hell already. might as well laugh about it.
September 11th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
IM A POMPOUS SWISS TWAT!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 04:11 am
show some respect... don't just diss without reason!!
September 12th, 2009 at 01:38 pm
Andy Roddick, we know that's you, STFU already.
September 11th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
Awesome
September 12th, 2009 at 07:34 am
It's a bird
It's a plane
No, it's... oh shit IT IS a plane
September 13th, 2009 at 11:29 am
i laughed hahaha
September 13th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Hell yeah its a plane! Come on, how many died on 9/11?
How many got killed in that asian tsunami? Somewhere you have to laugh to get over thing. "Why should you bring your own bozze to kaho lak?" all the local alcohol is watered down...
September 15th, 2009 at 08:22 am
Im more interested in this picture of the day. WTF??!!! I mean, how does one go about getting an ass and crotch area like that. I'm guessing that alot of waxing, cocaine and tanning booths are involved, but what do I know. I am seeking knowledge from the men out there: since my ass looks nothing like this (not to mention the fact that I'm not 19 anymore) will the information that such an ass as this exists in the world make sex with me entirely unpleasurable? Or is it like pizza for you guys: no matter how bad it is, it's still alright?
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
if u vice versa-d the wine graph for whiskey compared to him and her... it would be the same.
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