The best thing about this weekend is that it’s almost here. The worst thing about this weekend is that it can be a dark and confusing place. Luckily, we’ve created some graphs to help you make sense of the chaotic abyss that your life is about to plummet into for the next few days. This is all we can do to help. The rest is up to you, so in the words of Liam Niesen’s tape recorder in Taken, "Good luck…Good luck…Good luck…"