Recently, a woman dropped a child off in front of our offices and claimed it was one of ours. Because we're lazy, we decided to put him to work writing a few lists for us. Here's his first effort. I think it's basically on par with the stuff we do.
Well there they all are Won, Too, Free, For, yup all 5 reasons i hate doody.
I think the kid is missing Phantom Doody though. You know the one that feels like a rhino while coming out but when you look in the tank for gratification theres nothing there. Spooky Doody
This kid is a horrible writer, can't even make his quota of 5 things. Send him back to do normal 5 year old things, like playing in the sand box, drinking bleach, and spending 12 weeks in the hospital.
Oh man look I found a mistake in the article, but am too dumb to realize it's supposed to be written by a little kid. Hey look at me I found a mistake on Holy Taco. I'm going to go edit for Rolling Stone.
I pooped in a sock once and it was exactly as messy as it sounds.
I really hate the doody when you think it's going to be a nice solid chunk and you end up spraying it all over the toilet. It's not really diareah cause there are chunks, but it's not solid cause there is too much water. Seriously, what's up with that?
last night we had to go over to the skids place to drop something off and the boys came outside to talk to DH in the front yard. i was in the car, and SS6 came running over to me, he have me a hug and a kiss and then stayed chatting to me for a while before saying "i'd better go and talk to dad now" and running off
i had assumed that DH had told him to say hello to me, but when DH got back in the car he told me that he hadn't said anything, SS had just run straight over to me when DH said i was in the car
its moments like that that can make a lot of the other cr@p fade away
This came to me while sitting at work freezing to death.
If you had to choose to be really hot or really cold all the time which would you choose and why? I have to deal with both pretty regularly with deployments and stuff.
Right now I'm in the desert. It's really hot during the day and then at work it's always really cold. I think if I had to choose I'd want to be always hot. I hate the desert and I hate being hot, but something about being cold makes me feel like crap.
Its 9:30 and someone tells you to come meet them in some parking lot.
You barely know this person and its late at night,not super late but it
is dark out now.
Would you go?
I'm looking to buy a gaming console soon, and I know nothing about them. I've asked a few of my friends what they would recommend and it's become a toss up between a PS3 and an Xbox360. At the moment I'm leaning more towards a 360 because it's cheaper.
So, basically what I'm asking is which console is the best, in your opinion for a complete novice? Which has the wider selection of games (if there's any difference), and which has the better features?
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November 26th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I think that's part of the joke dipshit.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:07 am
faggot
November 26th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I think you just all got pooownt!!
November 26th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
Where is the second douchebag who doesn't get the point of there not being a #5?
November 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
2
November 29th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
I don't get it, why is there no 5?
November 25th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Maybe my computer is malfunctioning, but this is titled "5 Worst Things About Making Doody." There are only 4 items on this list. Bravo.
November 25th, 2008 at 06:22 pm
this is pretty goddamn funny
November 25th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
WarfarinB, edit the whole fuckin paper while you're at it. It's supposed to be like that because this "little kid" wrote it wiseguy.
November 25th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Great article!!! lol so true too, i wish there were more things though this shit is funny!
November 25th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
Well there they all are Won, Too, Free, For, yup all 5 reasons i hate doody.
I think the kid is missing Phantom Doody though. You know the one that feels like a rhino while coming out but when you look in the tank for gratification theres nothing there. Spooky Doody
November 25th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
This kid is a horrible writer, can't even make his quota of 5 things. Send him back to do normal 5 year old things, like playing in the sand box, drinking bleach, and spending 12 weeks in the hospital.
November 26th, 2008 at 05:56 am
Oh man look I found a mistake in the article, but am too dumb to realize it's supposed to be written by a little kid. Hey look at me I found a mistake on Holy Taco. I'm going to go edit for Rolling Stone.
Fuckin' idiots.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:40 am
This is seriously the funniest shit I have ever read. I laughed so hard I had to change my whole pants.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I will be laughing about this for the rest of my life.
November 26th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I pooped in a sock once and it was exactly as messy as it sounds.
I really hate the doody when you think it's going to be a nice solid chunk and you end up spraying it all over the toilet. It's not really diareah cause there are chunks, but it's not solid cause there is too much water. Seriously, what's up with that?
November 26th, 2008 at 02:27 pm
Where is number 5?
November 26th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
hahaaahah oh this really brings me back. Poop is awesome.
November 26th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
hahaaahah oh this really brings me back. Poop is awesome.
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January 21st, 2009 at 04:40 pm
uhhh where is the 5 thing
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April 7th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
Премного благодарен, что просветили, и, главное, как раз вовремя. Подумать только, семь лет уже в инете, но про это первый раз слышу.
April 11th, 2009 at 04:48 pm
last night we had to go over to the skids place to drop something off and the boys came outside to talk to DH in the front yard. i was in the car, and SS6 came running over to me, he have me a hug and a kiss and then stayed chatting to me for a while before saying "i'd better go and talk to dad now" and running off
i had assumed that DH had told him to say hello to me, but when DH got back in the car he told me that he hadn't said anything, SS had just run straight over to me when DH said i was in the car
its moments like that that can make a lot of the other cr@p fade away
April 12th, 2009 at 07:33 pm
This came to me while sitting at work freezing to death.
If you had to choose to be really hot or really cold all the time which would you choose and why? I have to deal with both pretty regularly with deployments and stuff.
Right now I'm in the desert. It's really hot during the day and then at work it's always really cold. I think if I had to choose I'd want to be always hot. I hate the desert and I hate being hot, but something about being cold makes me feel like crap.
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Mine was compaq presario 2230... the black one...
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Its 9:30 and someone tells you to come meet them in some parking lot.
You barely know this person and its late at night,not super late but it
is dark out now.
Would you go?
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I'm looking to buy a gaming console soon, and I know nothing about them. I've asked a few of my friends what they would recommend and it's become a toss up between a PS3 and an Xbox360. At the moment I'm leaning more towards a 360 because it's cheaper.
So, basically what I'm asking is which console is the best, in your opinion for a complete novice? Which has the wider selection of games (if there's any difference), and which has the better features?
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