I think that’s part of the joke dipshit.
I think you just all got pooownt!!
I pooped in a sock once and it was exactly as messy as it sounds.
I really hate the doody when you think it’s going to be a nice solid chunk and you end up spraying it all over the toilet. It’s not really diareah cause there are chunks, but it’s not solid cause there is too much water. Seriously, what’s up with that?
Where is number 5?
Where is the second douchebag who doesn’t get the point of there not being a #5?
hahaaahah oh this really brings me back. Poop is awesome.
I don’t get it, why is there no 5?
Thanks for sharing men…
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a2d3fi Hi nice site, good joob !!!
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last night we had to go over to the skids place to drop something off and the boys came outside to talk to DH in the front yard. i was in the car, and SS6 came running over to me, he have me a hug and a kiss and then stayed chatting to me for a while before saying “i’d better go and talk to dad now” and running off
i had assumed that DH had told him to say hello to me, but when DH got back in the car he told me that he hadn’t said anything, SS had just run straight over to me when DH said i was in the car
its moments like that that can make a lot of the other cr@p fade away
This came to me while sitting at work freezing to death.
If you had to choose to be really hot or really cold all the time which would you choose and why? I have to deal with both pretty regularly with deployments and stuff.
Right now I’m in the desert. It’s really hot during the day and then at work it’s always really cold. I think if I had to choose I’d want to be always hot. I hate the desert and I hate being hot, but something about being cold makes me feel like crap.
Great .Now i can say thank you!
Please share which computer you used for the very first time…
Mine was compaq presario 2230… the black one…
WarfarinB, edit the whole fuckin paper while you’re at it. It’s supposed to be like that because this “little kid” wrote it wiseguy.
I bookmarked this guestbook. Thank you for good job!
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right
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uhhh where is the 5 thing
It is the coolest site,keep so!
Great site. Good info
I’m looking to buy a gaming console soon, and I know nothing about them. I’ve asked a few of my friends what they would recommend and it’s become a toss up between a PS3 and an Xbox360. At the moment I’m leaning more towards a 360 because it’s cheaper.
So, basically what I’m asking is which console is the best, in your opinion for a complete novice? Which has the wider selection of games (if there’s any difference), and which has the better features?
Its 9:30 and someone tells you to come meet them in some parking lot.
You barely know this person and its late at night,not super late but it
is dark out now.
Would you go?
And by pissed, i mean drunk…completely hammered:
So a mate of mine got pissed at work the other day (i work with him) and at the end of the shift i had to drive him home, there was no way i was letting him drive. He wanted to of course. So because a did this he filled the car up with fuel and bought me beer for when i got home…so this is the first time anything good has come from going to work pissed, or getting pissed at work. And he was talkin crap the whole time we were in the car, so it was hilarious, i was having fun. Turns out he had to get up real early in the morning to go to work again. LOL haha, poor bugger!
Anyone else got pissed at work? Any stories?
Great work,webmaster,nice design!
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It’s recently started to warm up here in Sunny England. Now I actually quite enjoy the warm weather and usually I take full advantage.
But one thing that is annoying during the hot summer months is the fact it makes sleeping very difficult. Sometimes I just lay there a soak the pillow in sweat!!
I try to combat this by plugging in the fan next to the bed.
What methods do you use to make sure you get a good and comfortable nights sleep during the hot sticky summer nights?
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Maybe my computer is malfunctioning, but this is titled “5 Worst Things About Making Doody.” There are only 4 items on this list. Bravo.
this is pretty goddamn funny
Great article!!! lol so true too, i wish there were more things though this shit is funny!
Well there they all are Won, Too, Free, For, yup all 5 reasons i hate doody.
I think the kid is missing Phantom Doody though. You know the one that feels like a rhino while coming out but when you look in the tank for gratification theres nothing there. Spooky Doody
This kid is a horrible writer, can’t even make his quota of 5 things. Send him back to do normal 5 year old things, like playing in the sand box, drinking bleach, and spending 12 weeks in the hospital.
Oh man look I found a mistake in the article, but am too dumb to realize it’s supposed to be written by a little kid. Hey look at me I found a mistake on Holy Taco. I’m going to go edit for Rolling Stone.
This is seriously the funniest shit I have ever read. I laughed so hard I had to change my whole pants.
I will be laughing about this for the rest of my life.
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