Hello, Mister. It is me, Juan, the guy who clean you office. Or as you like to call me, "that Mexican guy". I think it is time we have a talk. Just because I was born in Mexico, does not mean I do not speak English or understand exactly what you are saying. I know that in your country, a "Mexican back massage" means pressing your butt cheeks directly on the back of someone else and farting on them, but to me, after a long day of cleaning up your sh*t, that confuses me. I get excited when you suggest it in front of your friends and I get disappointed when I realize it’s not actually a back rub. When you walk past me during my lunch break and I am enjoying a half dozen hard boiled eggs, please stop making jokes. Even though it is the official lunch time food of Mexico, it does not mean that "Mexicans f*cking love them". I know a few people that just think they’re ok.
When I am in the bathroom with you, please act like I am a human. Just because I am focused on emptying the trash, does not mean I can’t hear you giving birth in there. And when you come out, wash your hands. I’ve noticed that you don’t do that. Just to let you know, I don’t really clean that thoroughly in there. Why would I? It’s a chitty bathroom. Sometimes I wipe off the counter and splash some hot water on the toilet seat, but that’s it. I try not to stay too long in there, it stinks and they do not pay me enough for that, my friend. I would suggest you start washing your hands from now on. Perhaps that is why you always have the diarrhea. It’s a vicious cycle, my friend.
Also, it hurts my feelings when you call jean shorts "Mexican bathing suits". Jean shorts happen to be the only thing we like swimming in. We like the way the wet denim feels. It is like a hug from our mother. Lastly, why are you always surprised when you hear mariachi music? It is real music, not just something Mexican resaurants invented. I see you pointing and dancing when the tiny pickup truck pulls up at the end of the day to pick me up, playing it at full volume. The seventeen of us in there don’t appreciate the mockery. Maybe if you got your head out of your ass and took the time to get to know me, you would realize that I am an actual person, and not just someone here to clean up your mess.
also,i’m emailing all your site sponsors about what vile shit you have on this site and that they should discontinue payments for crap like this.
i suggest others do likewise.
Weak sauce!!!
I’ve read the black janitor one…he gets there late, doesn’t do any work then gets fired. it’s a funny one.
I am mexican and I have seen some really funny racist shit, but this is not it. ‘hurr look at me I am racist and that’s funny’
Also, I don’t know where you got half of your stereotypes from. denim shorts? boiled eggs? weak stuff, you didn’t even mention tacos and this sis fucking holy taco
I found this funny as hell.
Mostly because I’m in california, and EVERYTHING in that article was pretty damn true.
Dear Holy Taco,
FAIL.
Come on guys this website is going to shit. This wasn’t even funny & racism always is.
you guys are missing the point. It is funny BECAUSE it is racist. If you don’t find racism funny you are a pretentious douchebag that should never have been visiting holy taco in the first place.
It was funny. All the mexicans complaining on here are just mad b/c it wasn’t in spanish and don’t understand a good joke when they hear when. I mean the site is called Holy Taco! What 2 things relate more to mexicans than christianity and taco’s. Speaking of which, the taco truck is almost here….
Gotta Go
This guy loves antonio banderas cock!!
Hey guys it’s Jesse here. Sorry about the harsh comments I made before – I was just in a bad mood because when my boyfriend was mexican landsliding me he came in my arse causing me to throw up all over my new carpet
Nazi
Geez, if you’re going with bigoted humor, make sure it’s funny, and not plain of stupid.
Fail, article wasn’t funny… Try again.
This was straight up weak. Not racist? Try it with a black janitor and use slang for his monologue. See how fast shit will hit the fan.
Mariachi music is still a joke though right? I mean c’mon guys…
I sucks lots of cocks. Daniel up there ^^^, he’s a fuckin homo too.
I really couldn’t give a flying fuck if this shit is racist or not, but when push comes to shove it’s really just not funny, put a little more thought into this shit.
Ok below is probably the best comment on here, simply because the name is Fart Sandwich, indicating this not to be funny “prolly cuz im not 14″; first of all your name is FART SANDWICH, second please learn to spell because your typing is worse than someone who is 14!!!!!
(Fart Sandwich Says:
August 4th, 2009 at 05:49 pm
Meh, this one wasn’t funny…prolly cuz im not 14)
fuckin racist ass shit man
Antonio Banderas is from SPAIN, moron. You all find this offensive, and then make fun of people from the midwest. you bitch and moan, but you are no better. Grow up, get a sense of humor.
Leave us French alone, fuckface.
Is it bad that I heard this in my mind as if it were being said by Antonio Banderas? Fuck, at least it wasn’t Carlos Mencia.
FUCK¡¡¡ this shit isn’t funny, bring back the other justin, this sucks
“Emailing your site sponsors”… Good one, you stupid French douche. “Hi, my name is Pierre, and my girlfriend’s underarm hair is longer than my cock.”
fuck all of you white devils, and dancing niggers…this was racist.
i think their sponsors fully know the childish shit they have on here…..that’s their prime market.
get over yourself.
Oh and Also I have no fucking cock because my priest bit it off in a fit off horny conservatism.
I should go kill myself for voting for conservatives that fucked up the universe. But instead I’ll go fuck my mistress and then talk about how gays ruin the sanctity of marriage.
I’m a big fucking loser.
BTW I changed my mind this is hilarious.
fucking hilarious!
can’t blame the dude. that toilet is just disgustingly sickening! if your job was to clean stuff, would you spend any time cleaning a lazy adult’s crap off a toilet seat???
never heard of the bathing suit joke but i have heard of “mexican drowning season”.
if you don’t like it then fuck off.
fuck this shit. i’m usually good with all kinds of humor but this isn’t humor. this is hate speech. fuck you holy taco.
i hope the author of this dies from over-ingestion of horse cum. seeing how he probably lives in the midwest and can’t get any pussy on account of how fat and dumb he is, i’m sure he’s down with bestiality.
You fucking dick sucks dont even know the definition of racist. IF anything, this would fall under the bigot category–not racist. I suggest you assholes help yourself to a goddamn dictionary and stop with the improper racist labeling. Based on your ignorant comments, I will assume that you are liberal douches that voted for Obama. Which, to me, is the greatest insult a person can have bestowed upon them. Obama voter. Yeah, thats it. Mother fucking Obama voters. And now I hate myself for having commented to internet commenters. Fuck. Oh yeah, this was great Holy Taco, but you guys are slacking. Almost as if you dont care anymore.
Funny!
A little bit offensive and you know why? ’cause is true! And its sad, but true.
we even descriminate the janitors in Mexico! so lets give the Holy Taco a chance.
What to do tomorrow? Lets say “good morning juan” to all our janitors in the world,
all we’re saying! lets give janitors a chance!
Es scheint, dass Sie die rassistische, wir töten sie alle
classic…I knew there was a reason i didn’t like mexicans. Coppin’ a squat on other people’s poop IS their fault. Here I thought it was the blackies…learn sumthin new every day.
Meh, this one wasn’t funny…prolly cuz im not 14
jesse medina – i guess your a mexican janitor?
Dear Mr. Medina. Incase you have not noticed, Holy Taco is a mature humor site. If you can’t handle this article then maybe you should go back to watching re-runs of Bill Cosby while cuddling with your Tickle-Me-Elmo. I am not trying to be mean or anything, but seriously grow up. I am sorry if this article offends you or anything but its not like you cant close your browser. This is the internet, and if the worst you ever see is a monologue written a fictional Hispanic stereotype about his occupational situations, well then hell you are getting off pretty lightly.
If you dont like the stuff on this website then leave! No one forced you here.
Amen to that, man. I’m another Mexican who was not offended by this. It was actually surprisingly tactful for Holy Taco.
I’m Mexican and i’m not offended. This is funny even though is making fun of my own country, but this is why its funny because we’re free to write what we want and i know they are using stereotypes towards all janitors are Mexican, but where i live all janitors are Black and White and Mexican’s are the ones leaving the mess, so why fucking complain about a freaking joke. don’t be a dick Medina.
FUCK that guy, that is hilarious
Get a life loser
What kind of RACIST BULLSHIT is this? I have been a loyal reader of your website. consider this my last article.
what the FUCK is this shit? holytaco, you’ve been fucking awful the last few articles, then this thinly veiled racist bullshit?
fuck you and all your cocks. i’m done with this shit.
i consider myself pretty open when it comes to offensive humor, but this was just pure shit.
Also mexican, and I saw this as racist too.
I didnt take offense to it, but this is trash.
This shit is way funnier than I am, and eat a dick Jesse “Hitler” Medina.
Pull the stick out of your butt if you can get it through your mexican swimsuit!
I love it! Take no prisoners Taco! Fuck ‘em all!
im pretty sure jesse is a troll. i mean, who could possibly find this offensive? just throwing that out there
you hit the nail on the head with the “mexican bathing suit” the nail on the fucking head, my comrades.
I thought it was funny. My bro Jesse can eat a d!ck!
I bet he was laughing at all the articles talking about white guys. So for him to get mad at somebody talking about mexicans, even though it only really pokes fun just mocking stereotypes based on truths, I would call HIM RACIST!!
GET YOUR RACIST COMMENTS OUT OF HERE JESSE “HITLER” MEDINA!!
AND YES…I LOVE MARIACHI MUSIC!!