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  1. Anonymous Howard says:

    TechnoViking would whoop his ass.

    http://www.break.com/index/techno-viking-with-captions.html

  2. Sonic Says says:

    doesnt he look like a guy from streets of rage 3 on sega genesis? a beat em up guy?

  3. Anonymous says:

    I figured that caption was referring to douchebag with the real bad hair and chinstrap on the right.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hey, let’s all say chin strap a few more times.

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    It’s fun, try it.

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  5. alcoLOLic says:

    chin strap ?

    oh. Chin strap.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I believe that your comment claiming that comments about this photo are clearly photoshopped has in fact been photoshopped and that initially you put that the comments about this photo are clearly not photoshopped. Then your comment was photoshopped to say that you believe this photo has been photoshopped. You can tell by the spacing of the letters and the resolution of the type font. Anyone who says those comments are photoshopped is a retard who knows nothing about photos or photoshop or the internet or life.

  7. yourmomscrack says:

    Okay – whether THIS GUY was photoshopped into THIS photo or not is inconsequential.

    Somewhere in the world there’s a guy who dressed like this. And his being at your party, would in fact, be awesome.

  8. Me too says:

    I don’t know why everyone is criticizing the chick on steroids when there’s a perfectly douchey frat wanna-be with a chin strap is directly to his left. With the ever so envious double-chined chin strap.

  9. comedyicon.com says:

    Jose Conseco after being released from Dr.Drew’s Celebrity Rehab,and being told “We don’t care how cute you look in tie-up,we won’t cut off your nougats on TV-No way Jose.”

  10. deusdiabolus says:

    Oh, I don’t know.

  11. Brad says:

    Neil that is definately photoshopped its very obvious. Besides the difference in quality between him and the rest of the photo, don’t you think people around him would pay a little more attention to someone like that? Its like hes not even there.

  12. Chris D says:

    He’s hot like Hansel this year.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Fuck me there are two pictures! In that case it must be genuine!

  14. Anonymous says:

    you make me uncomfortable

  15. Anonymous says:

    its pretty funny that he’s actually not the biggest douchebag in that picture (the guys on the right side)

  16. Jonathan says:

    His character’s name is vernon koekemoer. he’s a south african, and his real name is Cassie Booyse. He was initially spotted at

  17. Anonymous says:

    THIS IS A WOMAN?!?!?!?

  18. he looks stupid. that’s why no one’s talking to him

  19. Pete says:

    If you’re at a party and a weird looking guy shows up, are you going to sit there staring at him the entire time? No, you’re not. There’s no reason for this picture to be photoshopped.
    In case you’ve been sitting in your basement for too long to remember any social outing, strange things actually do happen in real life. I know, you’re shocked. I’ll let you try to believe it.

  20. Anonymous says:

    hahahaha true

  21. JOhn Mason says:

    I dunno dude, looks kinda scary to me!

    RT
    http://www.anon-tools.us.tc

  22. Anonymous says:

    Chinstrap + double chin = chinstrap too tight.

  23. Anonymous says:

    hahah, The chin strap that doesnt quite hold in the chin of the fellow on the far right is the best for sure.

  24. He just like a girl??

  25. Anonymous says:

    LOVE the velcro shoes.

    Class.

  26. Anonymous says:

    All of you talking crap about this person better hope he doesn’t find you. Looks to me like he could beat the living #&## out of most of you to me.

  27. Anonymous says:

    The comments here claiming that the photo was photoshopped are clearly photoshopped. You can tell by the spacing of the letters and the resolution of the type font. Anyone who says those comments are not photoshopped is a retard who knows nothng about photos or photoshop or the internet or life.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Those goofy Germans. When will they learn to give up the roids?

  29. Anonymous says:

    Roadhouse 4 – Dalton’s Revenge

  30. hontsi says:

    Does this Coors Light make me look gay?

  31. Anonymous says:

    No, but the Photoshop!!!! comments do get old after awhile.

  32. Anonymous says:

    thank you Buzz Killington.

  33. Xanth says:

    Vernon Koekemoer makes me sad.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Why is David Hasselhoff wearing a wristband? Is he a cancer survivor?

  35. Anonymous says:

    I Would Hangout With Him He Must Be Interesting To Talk To.

  36. Jaco says:

    Haha, good old Vernon Koekemoer!

    For anyone that didn’t know: Vernon was spotted at an H2O Party in Johannesburg, SA. From there a whole photoshopping campaign started around it, making him infamous locally.

    And a totally nice guy too! Met him a few times…

  37. John Gannon says:

    That is definately photoshopped its very obvious. Besides the difference in quality between him and the rest of the photo, don’t you think people around him would pay a little more attention to someone like that? Its like hes not even there.
    club penguin

  38. He looks so sad… Is he looking in a mirror?

  39. Anonymous says:

    More from rambo guy at: http://ramboguy.co.za/

  40. MOBULARS says:

    WTF..looks like David Hasselhoff

  41. Socks & Sandals says:

    now wait one god damn minute there buddy boy! i understand what your saying, but i need to know one thing; they have the internet AND water theme parks in south africa??? you guys have come very far! kudos to you and your countrymen sir, kudos.

  42. Anonymous says:

    Its Rambo cross dressing

  43. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry, but what is even more sad is the swanky chin-strap sideburns on the fat guy at the extreme right of the photo. That guy couldn’t get laid with your dick, Neil.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Ive seen this guy at the Fourways gym.
    Was a sight to see.

  45. inkngrease says:

    at some point before this guy left the house, he passed by a mirror and thought to himself, “Fuck Yes!” There is no doubt in my mind this asshole thinks he’s the coolest guy at this party.

  46. Anonymous says:

    This photo is taken at Community Festival in Columbus, Ohio. No PHOTOSHOP needed for this one. This guy is sweet. For those who want their own picture of him I suggest heading to Goodale Park in Columbus, Ohio this spring (look the dates up yourself). He’ll be there I’m sure! So will I!

  47. Anonymous says:

    no but we sure know how to give a p*0$ klap.

  48. Anonymous says:

    This is soooooooooooooooo photoshopped!!! stupid africans dunno how to use photoshop!

  49. Anonymous says:

    he has those boots marty mcfly had in back to the future.

  50. Andrew says:

    ROFLMAO – Come to Poker night this Thursday, Bellevue, WA – You will be the heart and laughter of the party!

  51. Anonymous says:

    Steroids make it mainstream.. Il have a cup of the “clear” thank you

  52. Neil says:

    Well said! Damn I wish I could argue like you! Soooo straight forward! Too bad IT DOESN’T MAKE FUCK’N SENSE and it just shows me some interesting stuff regarding your intelligence.

  53. seo blog says:

    I would tap that!

  54. anon says:

    Fukn racist.

  55. Abort, retry, FAIL says:

    Yes, this creature is from South Africa. And yes, this image is from a rave called H2O, which is held every few months at some godforsaken water theme park out in crunchyville. And yes, the photo sparked a mild phenomenon of adoration in the country, with the resulting chain emails dubbing him Vernon Koekemoer. I’ve never met him, but have had the misfortune of seeing a handful of the TV & poster advertisements sporting this guy as the protagonist. He may very well be a nice person, with decent manners & a shockingly bad hairstyle. However, seeing that we’re all entitled to an opinion about this image, & since I’m a born & bred South African, I think I can state mine with a fair amount of conviction due to the location of this unfortunate spectacle. He looks like a recycled rambo, who slugged down enough creatine & horse roids to not only shrink his testes, but his common sense as well. So… Let’s deconstruct how my brain can piece together the rationale behind this circus act becoming part of our twisted reality. 1. You place enough pills up your puckered arse. 2. Listen to enough funky house. 3. Spend enough time each day in a gym where the perspiration runs down the walls. 3. Attend enough raves with the other quality specimens you see in the frame. 4. Procured enough of a supply of East German growth hormones before the wall came down. 5. Inject enough of these into your inner thigh, twice a day. 6. You have enough fashion sense to still wear your prized Buffalo shoes after all these years. 7. You become a celebrity because of the above. Not much of a surprise given the greater SA public’s obsession with rugby & everything else that encompasses musclebound tits scrumming, rubbing & fondling each other. And so your alias becomes a local household name. A human being like this isn’t a unique South African treasure, because I’m certain genetic copies grace all big cities of our beloved planet, with the exception of Pyongyang. Similar defunct examples of evolution can be found across the globe, at a radical dance party near you.

  56. Anonymous says:

    His name is Jess,
    He’s a local character in British Columbia.
    Also looks like a guy i knew in Romania

  57. Perry Crann says:

    cool overload.

  58. Anonymous says:

    http://www.ramboguy.co.za – Lots of pics and jokes about Vernon

  59. Phil says:

    I didn’t know Simon Cowell wore sneakers!

  60. Anonymous says:

    SICK CHINSTRAP BRA

  61. Anonymous says:

    I’d Fuck her.

  62. Neil says:

    Grammar.

  63. Anonymous says:

    Actually it’s President Obama – he’s half-black or “colored” to you South Africans. So that apartheid thing is still stuck in his craw a bit. You understand…

  64. Anonymous says:

    lol, your life sucks bad.

  65. Anonymous says:

    hahahhahahahahahhahhahahahaha

  66. Anonymous says:

    I would never set foot in South Africa

  67. Anonymous says:

    well then your missing out, went there this summer and it was the best three weeks of my life

  68. Anonymous says:

    Well played sir.

  69. Anonymous says:

    No one wants you here with that attitude, you must be american.

  70. Anonymous says:

    Americans are sick of other Westerners thinking they’re better when they’re all in the same boat. Now go eat your Macka’s while watching South African Idol

  71. Go Vernon.... says:

    This guy’s name is “Vernon Koekemoer”.

    He is over 50 years old.

    He was “discovered” by the media at an arts festival in South Africa a few years back. His unusual, very charismatic character has led him to becoming kind of like a “Chuck Norris” icon in South. He has appeared in numerous South African commercials. Hell of a nice guy, actually.

  72. Anonymous says:

    Lance Sherborne is the characters name

  73. Anonymous says:

    Isnt that Boomer from various Toronto based tv shows?

  74. Anonymous says:

    Is that a urine sample in his hand?

    What’s with the fucked-up shadow on the grass, while we’re at it?

  75. Anonymous says:

    Marquees (tents) on Tatooine obv.

  76. Anonymous says:

    Its Beer You dumbass.

  77. wutness says:

    It’s American beer, same difference

  78. alizee says:

    Jose Conseco after being released from Dr.Drew’s Celebrity Rehab,and being told “We don’t care how cute you look in tie-up,we won’t cut off your nougats on TV-No way Jose.”.

  79. Anonymous says:

    hahahahahaha

  80. Anonymous says:

    yes i love your creativity its so big!!!!! (:

  81. Anonymous says:

    lolz i have never heard such a creative and funny comment

  82. Anonymous says:

    hahaha irl

  83. Anonymous says:

    your creativity makes me wet

  84. Anonymous says:

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  85. Neil says:

    My God you’re creative!

  86. Anonymous says:

    creAmotherfuckingTIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    creative cunts yeaaaa

  87. Anonymous says:

    lolz he is creative

  88. Anonymous says:

    He has become a celebrity thanks to the internet. Here’s a commercial with him and Chuck Norris together—> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BdBb96qyg

  89. Sebastian says:

    haha way to start off so strong then back down with the apology at the end. tough finish..

  90. HermanTurnip says:

    Neil: That *wooshing* sound you hear is the joke completely going over your head. Please, carefully extract yourself from the deep end and waddle on over to the kiddie pool. The water’s shallower and much warmer over there…

  91. That Guy says:

    thank you Buzz Killington

  92. Anonymous says:

    Dude, he did that so someone would start bitching. And you just did.

  93. Anonymous says:

    haha way to start off so strong then back down with the apology at the end. tough finish.

  94. Neil says:

    @ miami23 – It is NOT photoshop you fool. There’s always some idiot like you who will always try to correct other people – your not a damn know-it-all bith when it comes to imagery/photography. So what if it was photoshop? Your just trying to prove that you can tell the difference between a real photo and a photoshopped image and wel, you can’t! This photo was taken last year at the H20 party in South Africa and I saw that guy!

    Sorry for the language but I had enough of your type.

  95. Steve says:

    Neil at your party = Awful party

  96. Morty says:

    After years in the jungle John Rambo decided to return to society…

  97. yeah yeah yeah !!! says:

    you’re all WASHED UP ROCK !!!!!!!

  98. dicktheassrancher says:

    nice gun
    use the left hand, it’ll feel like somebody else is doing it

  99. Anonymous says:

    i would love to tour south africa

    you european people who think you are hot shit need to shut the fuck up because no one is listening

  100. That Guy says:

    ***note to self, DO NOT GO TO SOUTH AFRICA!!!***

  101. Anonymous says:

    Vern Koekemoer!

    A hero to all South Africans ;)

  102. Anonymous- gurl says:

    actually funnily enough he was at the SA H20 party and has been in almost every single advert since! Has become sadly abit of a south african phenomenon

  103. miami23 says:

    PHOTOSHOP!!!

  104. Lordboogar says:

    I think this chick is WAY too serious about her weight training.

  105. ~el~ says:

    Was David Hasselhoff missing? Because I think that I found him!

  106. Anonymous says:

    What a headstyle

  107. Anonymous says:

    I agree. Awsome, I’d me like “hey man! want a sandwich?”

  108. Anonymous says:

    This dude’S stage name is Vernon Koekemoer.

    he is a body builder who made himself look silly n made himself a name is south africa cos of it!

    NO PHOTOSHOP WHAT SO EVER!!!

    do a quick google with the name: Vernon Koekemoer

  109. Anonymous says:

    please say that a few more times. it’s fucking funnier than shit. srsly.

  110. Anonymous says:

    You guys are cruel. What’s he doing that’s so deserving of this amount of ridicule? So he dresses different than most people. At least he’s being himself instead of trying to look like some trendy, collegiate, wannabe-bad ass with lame tattoos, piercings and trendy facial hair like most guys these days. And I’d be willing to bet he’d be a lot more interesting to talk with than most of you guys.

  111. Anonymous says:

    Classic!
    It’s not photoshopped but does def have a cartoon feel to it…

  112. Anonymous says:

    The pearls he is wearing brings the whole outfit together!

  113. Anonymous says:

    he’s wearing the same bracelets as the guys sitting on the ground… he was really there….. unless Africa was photoshopped!!!!!!

  114. Anonymous says:

    biff from back to the future has time travelled!

  115. uglysexy says:

    it’s gotta be in germany….poor thing…so alone :(
    unless it’s the lead singer from herman’s hermits
    on roids
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  116. Anonymous says:

    look at the same the lighter green grass makes….. :P

  117. Anonymous says:

    Haha! This guy IS South African. He’s been on TV too… he actually got (slightly) famous for looking like that. Seemed like a nice guy in the interview… just dresses like … who knows what?!

  118. AndyMC says:

    weird shadows on the grass, what’s going on there, tent fair?

  119. Anonymous says:

    fuck South Africa, it’s racist and gay.

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