Your gym is a lot like
Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth. On top of that, the only reason you go there is to
torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip to the gym is guaranteed to be miserable. This Gym
Bingo Card should help cheer things up a little bit, but honestly there’s only so much we can do.
These lame-ass “BINGO” cards are fucking comedic cop-out. Seriously, stop phoning it in, Taco. Maybe you need some fresh meat on staff? Some new thinking, maybe?
What about a fat girl sweating? That always creeps me out.
Hey, at least she’s at the gym!
The one that bugs me the most that you missed is Gallon of Water Guy.
didn’t you do one of these this week already?
*Cathartic
What about the guy cracking one in the shower? Don’t tell me you’ve never heard a pair of balls being smacked around in the showers… and you know someone’s just jizzed themselves by the blobs of mayonaise passing you by in the drain.
You forgot the jackass that alway asks you to spot him when he is bench pressing weights that everyone knows he can’t lift.