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Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?

Hey, you know that song “I Kissed a Girl” that your chick plays constantly and you hate, but you pretend to like it because you hope she’s into it? The singer’s name is Katy Perry and she just got asked which chick she wants to smooch for real. Dear God, I can barely contain myself:

“Miley Cyrus!” she says in the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. “She’s the lucky girl. It’s cool to hear through the grapevine that Miley Cyrus has my song as her ring tone.”

Perry, 23, will attend August’s Teen Choice Awards, which Cyrus, 15, is hosting.

“Maybe we’ll have another Britney-Madonna moment on stage,” Perry joked. “How hilarious would that be? Although I don’t think it would help her career. However, it would definitely help mine!”

“Yeah, hilarious!” said dudes around the world as they dumped pitchers of iced water down their pants while crossed their fingers. I am so f-ing serious right now, this had better not be a joke. This would be like that kid who thought he was getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas and then when he opens it, it’s just a box with clothes in it and his family laughs at him while he cries. You don’t joke about certain things and two chicks (especially when even though one is fifteen) twisting tongues is probably tops on the list. Even if someone called and told me my mom knocked over a liquor store and took hostages in order to commit suicide by cop, then said “Just kidding!” three hours later, I would be less pissed than a promise of a two-chick kiss that doesn’t happen.

Damn, now I’m sweating a little.

By the way, for all you guys wanting to go to prison asap, open your windows and play this video at full volume. If you need me, I’ll be busy photoshopping Billy Ray out of those Vanity Fair pics.

Via usmagazine.com

67 Responses to "Hannah Montana to Kiss a Chick?"

  1. Miley Hater?!?!? says:

    UR A BITCH an make no sence so shut up bitch everyone can have there own oppinions

  2. summertime says:

    ppl r making a big deal out of this.Now i neva thot miley would do something lik that but it could happen and she might think about things she has done wronge 4 a change!

  3. Ms.Hbic says:

    this shit is funny as hell!!! miley and katey wow rofl!!!

  4. jdizzle says:

    thats awsome:-) miley is hott

  5. Jonas Luvr Jennifer says:

    I hate Miley and for very good reasons. I’m trying to get my little sister to hate her because she’s looking up to a terrible role model. She’s done so many things terribly and I’m still ashamed of myself from when I was so childish that I thought she was role model and that she was awesome. If you look her up you can see all her terrible “role modeling”. I have good reasons to hate her, so don’t be hating on haters with good reasons.

  6. AnnaMae says:

    Hey why does it matter if she wants to be gay? Its her life! and yes i look up to her and i do think she is a good role model! AND THE BEST ROLE MODEL HAS TO HAVE SOME BUMPS IN THE ROAD!!!or they wouldnt teach us how to fix them! THINK ABOUT THAT!

  7. Yo' face says:

    Why can’t you whateverah people just GET A LiFE ALREADY instead of writing FAKE S*** about Peoples.
    Learn how to grow up and lived on with cho’ life Dumbass. indeed Stupid i went there, now you little immature grown up need to get a real hood instead of a RATHOODZ. no shut up and lived life to the fullest.STUPiD PARRZII.

  8. Yo' face says:

    one more thangg;
    STUPID NARROW MINDED BITCHES;
    DON’T THREAT TO WRITE OTHERS SHIT AROUND HERE;
    GET A LIFE.

    __♥yOUR DEAREST GODDESS.

  9. Dayna says:

    These comments are hilarious. Especially the caps lock crazy ones with no punctuation in a paragraph’s worth of words.
    Oh, and since these “awards” are meant for kids, I won’t be watching. However, I would LOVE if Katy Perry tried to kiss Miley. Miley would freak, haha.

  10. Destiny says:

    Sheesh just cause some1 don’t like miley cyrus don’t mean cause of her rep or whatever im not a fan of her no more i just dont like her music and i cant stand her, BIG WOOP! Call me a bad person then, i use to be not for very long, but just cause some1 dont like a celeb you like dont mean crap! My bffl HATES Zac Efron and I love him that dont stop us from being friends, she loves nickle back i hate it DX just cause that dont mean that were not allowed to hate Miley Cyrus, most people just grow outta her music and its not any1 elses concern if we like her or not so people should drop the subject and keep it to yourself and not post it all over the internet a million times cause that just makes people hate you for it, call me whatever u want but im speaking the truth gosh

  11. Cassie says:

    Woah WTF i am not a big fan of Miley either but jesus u guyz dont be so fricken harsh =S its kinda really ruda soo stop hatin cuz u cant be like her =S

  12. skyla says:

    i think miley is pretty so u ppl must b blind or dumb cuz she iz a good role modle 2 mii nd u guyz wont b say’n dat wen her consert cumz up u’ll tell ur mom or dad 2 please take u so shut ur motor mouths

  13. Lindsay says:

    umm honestyl if i was Katy Perry i wouldnt be stoked about Miley having her ringtone. thats like a step down from Katy land :]

  14. Tiffani says:

    i mean y people hatin on Miley Cyrus? she didnt do nothin to u. people that be hatin r just jeolus bc she is 15 and has a good voice and probly has a better voice them some of u hoes out there… and to be a singer it takes a lot of work bc u might get stage fright and she just does wat she has to do its not like she is a hoe… but still i wont look up to her as a role model but theres nothin to be hatin on Miley Cyrus!

    SO QUIT HATIN

  15. Destiny says:

    also lalalalalaaaa its nots DAME its DAMN Thankyou very much

  16. lalalalalaaaa says:

    Ok, im really getting fuking upset about how every1 is hating on MILEY CYRUS. just bcuz SHES DOING SUMTHING WITH HER LIFE, & not sitting @ home on the computer talking about how much SHE FUKING HATES SUM1, doesnt mean shes a bad person. maybe she did do sum stuff that she shouldnt have done, but WHO THE FUKK CARES?? i bet anything in the whole fukking world that HALF OF U SKANKY BITCHES, have done the same exact things that she has done x2 WORSE. Fuk! EVERY1 MAKES GOD DAME MISTAKES, okay, shes just being a teenager. She apologized & u guy still wont leave her the fuk alone. She doesnt give anyone a reaone 2 hate her, u guys just create ur own LITTLE DRAMA OF PURE JEALOUSY. miley has looks and talent, & u guys cant find a reason 2 hate her, so U JUST HATE HER EVEN MORE. WOWWW….. im amazed rite now, she has kiss a girl as a ring tone. so im just asume shes a fuking lesbo now, cuzz thats the story. i bet half of u people start singing that song as soon as it comes on a radio. i sing that song. so im a lesbo 2 rite. u guys need 2 grow and get a life, bcuz apparently, u guys dont have 1.

  17. SAVANNAH says:

    EVERY1 REALY NEEDS TO STOP FUCKIN HATEIN ON MILEY WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU
    YOU MOST LIKELY DONT FUCKEN NO HER SO JUST BACK THE FUCK UP
    OFF HER CASE YOU SING SONGS ALL THE TIME THAT DOSNET MAKE YOU GAY AND EVEN IF SHE WAS IS IT YALL HATERS BUISSES NO I DONT THINK SO SO LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE AND LET HER LIVER HER DAM LIFE. FUCK YALL HATERS CUZ YOU JUST WANT TO BE HER WIT ALL THAT MONEY YOU DONT HAVE .AND ALL THOWS FANS. WHY DONT YOU TRY TO BE FAMOS AND HAVE ALL THESE HATER YOU WONT LIKE IT SO JUST STOP THE FUCKING HATING

  18. sam says:

    she is not even pretty buck teeth and bad smile and face im not going to see the awards if she hosts the awards

  19. #1 Bitch says:

    I really dont fucking understand wat everyone sees in miley cyrus!!! she isnt that pretty!!! theres so many prettier celebrities out there than her, why out of all the celebs she could of picked, would she pick miley fuckin cyrus!!! god i dont see it!!!!

  20. Samantha says:

    ok i hate miley and she can’t even really sing and if she wants to brainwash those little girls into being here fans go right ahead…. I cant stand her she’s just trying to be the HOE that she is and nobody can help her out when it comes to MILEY! you can take the girl away from Tenneessee but you cant dump her in Cali cuz she will think she is all that and shes not my favorite actress is Kristen Stewart!!!!! And she makes alot of 15 year old girls( miley does) feel like they have to be just like her to get a guy like Nick when you dont she was being a HOE!

  21. NotSOniceGirL says:

    miley SUCKZ SHE IZ LAME AND SHE IS a bad rolemodle!!
    the 10 year old girlz r goin to be hoes like miley!!!

  22. hatemiley says:

    hate miley not goin to seee the awardz with her there!

  23. Anonymous says:

    im not goin to see the award show i hate the host!!miley

  24. Anonymous says:

    omg miley is gay and stupid im not goin to see the award show mileys voice iz annoying and stupid she is not cool just lame!!!

  25. aaliyah smith says:

    All who hate miley cyrus are stupid deformed etioditce mokeys just because you hate miley doesnt mean anyone else does miley is way prettier than all you fake bitches out there now stop hating and no one will ever want to watch the awards if you guys were host so stop hating on her and get lifes if she does kiss katy perry leave her the hell alone let her be a lesbian its her choice not yours she already has to many people running her life she doesnt need anymore of you and miley fans arent going to became whores,stuts,or any of those things you are let her live her life i mean she 16 she knows what shes doing and she not teaching 10 yr old or anyone one to be whores there parents are if they are whores miley only talks about kid things in her kid albums gno shes not meaning anything but telling them to let go for a min… and if you 1 to hate sommeone hate the people who own hr instead BITCHES

  26. Judy says:

    haha im so glad. i hope someone dose get pics of that. that wouldnt hurt Katy :) but it would murder Miley :D ! f u Miley :D

  27. i am yo momma says:

    wrong! i knew she would be the next lindsey.

  28. synthetic says:

    yeah very WRONG !

  29. Miley Hater?!?!? says:

    U think mileys kool?Well others think she’s stupid and is bi which she is bi and i know it rude of others to make fun of her but there sharing there opinion just as u r

  30. Toshie((: says:

    increase the peace and quit ya hatin cuz you ALL know what its like to have haters..it isnt all that fun..so give Miley a break shes cooler than you’ll ever be(:

  31. Miley Hater?!?!? says:

    i agree with u!!!!!!!I hate miley no offense to the miley lovers!!

  32. Chris says:

    These comments make me laugh. Everyone misspelling words and using all caps to show their anger towards the Miley haters is amusing. Besides…. Miley is a horrible actress, singer and role model. I went to school with a classmate that was an extra on Miley’s show, and she said all she did was hang on the guys and was a total bitch. Katelyn Martin was her name…I think. But Katy shouldn’t kiss her… She looks unkissable anyways :D

  33. Miley Hater?!?!?but not but is says:

    that’s how i feel i hate but i dont hate an i am 12 too

  34. Eizabella says:

    Ok I am inbewteen of hate in not hateing miyle I think she iz pretty and I do like her music I am only 12 but hear me out….Miley is doing som bad stuff but look at the good things she has done atleast shes not staring in a prono and telling u shes a slut or anything bad like that shes misguided and I belive her dad should take a lil step into it cause when it does come down to milye no one ever askes were the fuck her dad is. I am only being serious an what about the other pretty celebrityes huh so what ther pretty get a life ppl think out side the box not in

  35. maddy says:

    MILEYS 16 NOT 15 AND SHELL BE 17 ON NOVEMBER 23 MORONS AND STOP HATEN ON HER
    HATERS DISKUST ME!

  36. $%{(Alls*well*that*ends*well})$% says:

    you guys seriously, when this thing was posted she was 15, and seriously let the girl do what she wants and dont be hatin, you all are just jealous of her.

  37. Anonymous says:

    GAY!

  38. Anonymous says:

    Fake!

  39. Pratik says:

    I’m split on this one…

    The Good: a 23 year old girl has the hots for a chick who is a minor. That shaves a little creepiness off the whole “being a pedophile” thing.

    The Bad: Miley is only 15. I could never, with a clear conscience, pick up my cousin with her friends from middle school again.

    The Ugly:I keep having these images of Hulk Hogan and Joe Simpson calling up Miley’s dad saying “DUDE!! Get pictures of that shit and sell them ASAP!!”

    The first two cancel each other out but the last one makes me laugh, so I kind of give this a thumbs up though my soul is still a little more blackened.

  40. Eric says:

    She stopped my work a couple of months ago before her single hit the airwaves for a meet and greet with some execs. I had a chance to see whatever it is she does (apparently she sings?). Anyway, I really didn’t give a shit who she was then and I still don’t. She can molest all the 15 year old girls she wants.

  41. L says:

    Anyone who seriously thinks Miley Cyrus is attractive is either blind or lying. Look at her. She got her teeth fixed, but it can’t hide the resemblance to Daddy.

  42. Supernetuser says:

    Eww.. I’ve had enough of Madonna and Britney too.

  43. ???your kidding???? says:

    Omg wow some of you guys sound like immature little kids. Look non of “US” know what its like to be a celebrity so why you all bagging on them i sure we have all messed up just like them you know what the diff is we don’t have pl writing about it in magazines or tap lodes or on e-mails or any of that rumors are rumors grow up and get some common sense For real well i am out l8t

  44. Josh Clounch says:

    uh first off only a miley fan would have said something like that……Savannah……..
    second i cant say i didn’t see this coming she is the new Brittany dont you watch south park….

  45. The Enemy Below says:

    Know what’d really be fun??
    Have Katy kiss Miley on The Ellen DeGeneris Show!!

  46. ♥princesa♥ says:

    all you people are acting mad dumb for accually listen or reading this stuff. im just here cause im bored. but really guys get a life!!!!

  47. ??? says:

    You gett a life! Your on here to if your bored then obviosly you dont have one either!!! :P

  48. chica_grrrrl says:

    u no da only real reson she picked miley cyrus, is because of the rumor that miley was a lesbo!!! I think kaytie is gay…..because how can u agree to sing a song called i kissed a girl n liked, n not have some type of feelings for girls!!!! thats just sick on KATY”S part!!!!!!

  49. mr realistic says:

    some of you KIDS siting here hating on miley IF YOU HAD A LIFE then u wouldn’t be all in hers

  50. mr realistic says:

    and MILEY HATER u can go to hell because miley didn’t do anything thing to ur dumb, fat, stupid,ugly ol….. i aint got no life so ima fuck up everybody else wit yo stankin ass

  51. ESHA -HATE IS A THNG DAT U GET WHEN U CANT HAVE WHAT U WANT says:

    YOOOO YALL SILLY ASS HOES AINT GOT NONE BETTER TO DO THEN TO BE ALL IN MILEYS LIFE LET THAT GIRL BE HOW MANY GAY PEOPLE DONT YOU KNOW TODAY WOOWWW WHEN IT COMES TO SOME1 FAMOUS YALL BLOW THIS SHIT OUT OF PORPOSION YALL LAME ASS HELL LET MILEY B YALL LIVE YALL LIFE N STAY OUT OF HERS THAT GIRL IS FILTY RICH N DONT NEED THIS IN HER CAREER I MEAN WOWW YO SHE REPRESENTS KIDS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YALL SICK FUCKS 4REAL YALL GETTING A LIL 2LOOSE YALL NEEDS TO TIHGTEN UP WITH THE DUM SHIT LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE DAMMMMMM YALL SO RETARDIT BUNCH OF IDIOTS WORRYING ABOUT MA BITCH MILEY -ESHA-P.S. I AINT EVER BEEN A HATER IDK HOW THAT FEELS

  52. Person says:

    Wtfing hell

  53. wookie says:

    miley is ok but she does act like shes dessperate over attention.. plus only a complete wanna be would wana hurt a person just cause they like the opposite gender. i bet if the poperotsi went to walmmart and saw 2 gay guys walkin out holdin hands or miley walked out holdin hands with katey perry, who do you think would be on the news. now its pretty stupid how just because their famous they hav to be critasized every day.

  54. joanne says:

    seriously? i mean seriously? katy u just had to choose miley u both suck but come on katy miley is a whore! u cant do any better but i mean at least u can choose a resnible chick 2 kiss! l8r!

  55. wtf!!!!???? says:

    so she has i kissd a girl as a ringtone im sure half a million other people do to or atleast did at one time and im not a fan of her music or show but leave the poor girl alone yeah shes done some bad stuff but all the teenagers think about the stuff but its all over now just leave it the fuck alone she said sorry and you should forgive her and shut the fuck up cause if she gay why did she date nick jonas ohh and that probably the reason half you girls hate her is cause she dated him and in reality you dont have a chance and she did so sorry u can have and oppinion but that dosent mean u have to be mean and you can hate me all you wont but get over the stuff shes done cause the rest of the world has and sure she had bad pics whoopty fucking doo no one seems to get upset when some stranger does and puts it on the internet and hers wernt even ment to be on the internet

  56. !!!!!!!!! says:

    ALL OF YOU ARE JUST FUCKING HATERS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MILEY OR KATY, YOU ARE JUST HATING BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER MORE FAMOUS, PRETTIER, OR JUST PLAIN COOLER THAN YOU. AND YOU ARE LAME FOR EVEN BEING ON THIS THING TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY ANYWAYS, GOD PEOPLE GET A LIFE

  57. gabriella says:

    im not a big miley fan but come on y yall sitin here talkin bout her …she iz 16 almost 17 so i dnt knw y ppl bringin thiz back up….anyway all yall miley haterz get off of her dick

  58. sexy says:

    nasty

  59. jasmine says:

    hanna montana is not a lez she is my buddy her shows are great just chill for a min dang chill it is not that hard chill out dang stop acting like a kids u teens are so hard to work with i kissed my baby sister so get over it that was hanna montana sister of cuin or mom chill out

  60. jasmine says:

    yall are fuckers chill out dang

  61. jasmine says:

    yall ppl are crazy just becuas hanna montana kissed a girl do yall kiss girls yes or no damn

  62. jasmine says:

    chill if u are gay that means u are happy so chill out damn give hanna montana some space dang chill out bitches

  63. jasmine says:

    y will a girl kiss a 16 teen year old girl that is so fucking crazy

  64. Fox Trousers says:

    I don’t understand the appeal of Miley, never have. She looks like a horse! Does Katy have a fetish for horses or something cause that’s the closest thing to Mr. Ed she can get.

  65. Snow says:

    Who cares, the only reasion that Katy is famous is she wrote a song to get college girls to make out. Thats good, but i dont care about who she wants to make out with. My gf is hotter than her.

  66. maddy says:

    STOP! you guys need to get a life stop saying this ur really sick if you want to see that wat if your momma heard you say that you junkie bastereds so stop being so SICK!

  67. Person says:

    Dude! It says Katy wants to kiss Mileyy! Not the otherwayy around. Gawd Damn. Haha I was also quite bored and there ad came up :)