If you ever wonder who we’re referring to when we say “our boss,” wonder no more. His name is Jonathan and he’s the guy in the video above. He made this when he was 16 years old. I’d be willing to bet my job that at the time of this video, he had yet to touch a boob, and was living in an all-white suburb. I’ve seen skinnier people before, but they were either on the cover of National Geographic, or in one of the videos about anorexia that the chick from Growing Pains made. Today is Jon’s birthday. Be sure to make LOTS of fun of him in the comments section. Happy birthday, Jon.