“Happy Tree” Painter Bob Ross Is Alive

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News reports that Bob Ross died of cancer back in 1995 are apparently false. From the looks of this video, he seems to be very much alive. It also looks like he lost a bit of weight, is five-to-eleven inches taller than he used to be and now draws dead black people to try and bring attention to, what seems to be the genocide in Darfur. I can’t quite tell if he’s angry at me for not doing anything about it, or if he thinks painting his picture will actually have an effect on the situation. Either way, I like it when he says, “What’s this? Oh, it’s a body…bloated in the sun. Yes it is.”

via Gorillamask.net