I don’t even think I can continue to call Spencer Pratt a douchebag. It’s like he’s doing things in the field of douchebaggery that have never been done before. It’s like when Einstein discovered the theory of relativity or when Knute Rockne introduced the forward pass: People just stood still in amazement, knowing that respectively, both science and football would never be the same. That’s sort of how I reacted when I read this on popsugar:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have backed out of their trip to this weekend’s White House Correspondents Dinner because no one would pay for an uninvited Spencer’s first-class ticket and it wasn’t “A-listy” enough
To fully explain how awesome this move is, let’s break it down in terms that we humans can understand: Imagine someone was throwing a party and you were definitely NOT invited to it. Like, they made it clear you couldn’t come. Then you called that person and said “Either pay for my cab fare to this party or I’m not coming.” Would that make you retarded, or brilliant? I honestly can’t say which. I’ll leave it up to future scholars to judge.
As far as not being “a-listy enough,” he might have the point. The Presidents approval rating is at a record low, so he’s been hanging with a pretty d-list crowd.
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Okay, Screech is pretty D-List, but Carrot Top? That mother fucker was never on anybody’s list. And it’s a real disrespect to put Steve Guttenberg with those other 3 chumps. C’mon, he is the man, he’s the king of Police Academy. I’m not kidding either.
Steve, if you’re out there and reading this, I want you to know that some of out hear still think you’re the man; and no amount of mudslinging will ever tarnish your reputation. Viva Officer Mahony!
Strip him of his citizenship so he can join the Green Card list.
I’m pretty sure Steve Gutenberg will be glad to know that you want him to never stop being Officer Mahoney. What a career high.
Buddy Buddy Buddy. . .
You forget, Stevie G was also in “Three Men and a Baby,” “Three Men and a Little Lady,” and “It Takes Two.” Whatever goodness Steve gave us as Officer Mahony and that guy in “Short Circuit,” those renunciations of manhood he that calls movies supersedes it.