Heidi Montag

August 13th, 2009 | 07:49 am
 
 Where You've Seen Her: Heidi Montag is the goddess of The Hills.  Don't believe me?  She got another boob job, according to numerous news sources.  She also dumped her boyfriend for his best friend Spencer Pratt which only stirred up the tabloids, not that this is ancient history.  Either way, we all cannot help but continue to oggle this girl, even though she has the IQ of a sea monkey.
 
Pointless Quote: "I read a couple books at once."
 
 
         
         
 
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17 Responses to "Heidi Montag"

  1. herman Says:

    shes so not cute... and her complete lack of personality makes her uglier... plus her husband is the greatest waste of skin in the history of time... so shes ugly and classless... what a combo...

  2. Reficul Says:

    Dang does new loli dolls looks soo realistic its scary
    also. second! muahaahahaaaa aha....

  3. Mudbutt Says:

    She is a CUNT. A CUNT.

  4. JJJJJJJJ Says:

    i agree. hardbody.

  5. Badger Says:

    well, i always hated mondays...(montag (ger)->> monday, for the smart ones amongst u)

  6. Philosopher Part 2: Bigger and Blacker Says:

    I'd put som barbeque sause on that boo-tay.

  7. eulcedes Says:

    can't tell which one is more deserving of being smothered, the vapid fake breasted fake tan'd heidi, or her oily flesh colored bearded douche of a husband

  8. Thunderscrotum Says:

    Can't it be both?

  9. dusty colorada Says:

    she sucks.

  10. im not telling you my name Says:

    hopefully.

  11. pratik Says:

    I can understand having Katherine Heigl on here a week or two ago because she's somewhat intelligent and interesting, even though she's a total cunt.

    But Heidi Montag? WTF man! I don't know if this is worse than putting Rachel Ray up as the hot chick of the day or not.

    Tomorrow we might see Chris Tucker in his drag suit from The Fifth Element.

  12. Go Eagels Says:

    Seriously. Butterface.

  13. cirillo Says:

    perfect!

  14. justsomeguy Says:

    Why do you have to insult sea monkeys like that?

  15. sdfsdfsdf Says:

    i agree with the bbq sauce comment

  16. Annoyed Says:

    I know you dudes at Holy Taco could not give two shits about "The Hills," but at least get your facts straight: Heidi never dated any of Spencer's friends (let alone his best friend), and she was totally, pathetically single when they met.

    FACT CHECK, people!

  17. Haze Says:

    shut the fuck up, annoyed. Go swap out your tampon or something.

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