Where You've Seen Her: Heidi Montag is the goddess of The Hills. Don't believe me? She got another boob job, according to numerous news sources. She also dumped her boyfriend for his best friend Spencer Pratt which only stirred up the tabloids, not that this is ancient history. Either way, we all cannot help but continue to oggle this girl, even though she has the IQ of a sea monkey.
shes so not cute... and her complete lack of personality makes her uglier... plus her husband is the greatest waste of skin in the history of time... so shes ugly and classless... what a combo...
can't tell which one is more deserving of being smothered, the vapid fake breasted fake tan'd heidi, or her oily flesh colored bearded douche of a husband
I know you dudes at Holy Taco could not give two shits about "The Hills," but at least get your facts straight: Heidi never dated any of Spencer's friends (let alone his best friend), and she was totally, pathetically single when they met.
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August 13th, 2009 at 09:35 am
shes so not cute... and her complete lack of personality makes her uglier... plus her husband is the greatest waste of skin in the history of time... so shes ugly and classless... what a combo...
August 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Dang does new loli dolls looks soo realistic its scary
also. second! muahaahahaaaa aha....
December 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
LOL... Ya its a doll man. doy!
August 13th, 2009 at 10:59 am
She is a CUNT. A CUNT.
August 14th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
i agree. hardbody.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
well, i always hated mondays...(montag (ger)->> monday, for the smart ones amongst u)
August 13th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I'd put som barbeque sause on that boo-tay.
August 13th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
can't tell which one is more deserving of being smothered, the vapid fake breasted fake tan'd heidi, or her oily flesh colored bearded douche of a husband
August 13th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
Can't it be both?
August 13th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
she sucks.
August 13th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
hopefully.
August 13th, 2009 at 04:42 pm
I can understand having Katherine Heigl on here a week or two ago because she's somewhat intelligent and interesting, even though she's a total cunt.
But Heidi Montag? WTF man! I don't know if this is worse than putting Rachel Ray up as the hot chick of the day or not.
Tomorrow we might see Chris Tucker in his drag suit from The Fifth Element.
August 14th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
Seriously. Butterface.
August 13th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
perfect!
August 13th, 2009 at 07:19 pm
Why do you have to insult sea monkeys like that?
August 14th, 2009 at 11:35 am
i agree with the bbq sauce comment
August 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I know you dudes at Holy Taco could not give two shits about "The Hills," but at least get your facts straight: Heidi never dated any of Spencer's friends (let alone his best friend), and she was totally, pathetically single when they met.
FACT CHECK, people!
August 17th, 2009 at 05:58 am
shut the fuck up, annoyed. Go swap out your tampon or something.
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