I fucked a pelican once. Totally underated!! My best eva!!
She looks like a fcukin pelican.
I used to date this broad and ended up dumping her ass ’cause she would hog all the popcorn during movie night.
Why do the hot ones all have to be dumb as a box of rocks?!?
cheeky tart
The incredible edible rump roast.
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I fucked a pelican once. Totally underated!! My best eva!!
She looks like a fcukin pelican.
I used to date this broad and ended up dumping her ass ’cause she would hog all the popcorn during movie night.
Why do the hot ones all have to be dumb as a box of rocks?!?
cheeky tart
The incredible edible rump roast.