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Heidi Montag

 Where You’ve Seen Her: Heidi Montag hasn’t done anything that crazy as of recent, but then again, when hasn’t she been topical?
Pointless Quote: "I read a couple books at once."


6 Responses to "Heidi Montag"

  1. Derrrrr says:

    Why do the hot ones all have to be dumb as a box of rocks?!?

  2. puss says:

    cheeky tart

  3. Dagnut says:

    She looks like a fcukin pelican.

  4. Olala says:

    I fucked a pelican once. Totally underated!! My best eva!!

  5. Rick says:

    The incredible edible rump roast.

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    I used to date this broad and ended up dumping her ass ’cause she would hog all the popcorn during movie night.