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28 Responses to "Hello, Handsome"

  1. Anonymous says:

    i appreciate you’re efforts too get futurama back on the air but this is not the way matt.

  2. Yerface says:

    ohh yeah, he/she/he is so getting me wet.

  3. Mongo says:

    You still love her though don’t you?

  4. Anonymous says:

    THAT’S A DUDE!!! THAT’S A DUDE!!!

  5. billybob says:

    well you say dude you fucked my mom….well there she is

  6. Morph says:

    Former Hell’s Angel

  7. Mongo says:

    Brilliant deduction Einstein…you have a keen sense of the profoundly obvious…now go back to jacking off…as you were.

  8. Jizz says:

    That whore has like no tits.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Try again. I’m sorry — I couldn’t understand you with Mongo’s dick and balls in your mouth.

    Might wanna wipe the semen off your face, too. Just sayin.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Dammit, I told sis to bring me the medium one!

  11. Anonymous says:

    I’ll let you lick it off…I know how that makes your day.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Suck my stubby little dick (tht’s bigger than yours) Mr. Send Up! Your pleasure came from the male gym teacher brushing his hand against your fatt ass in the 8th grade…last time you got hard.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is Susan and who would want to fuck her? Your gumless mother is more fun.

  14. Anonymous says:

    That was a send-up of the way everybody on here yells “that’s a dude!” every time there’s a picture of a chick, you fat fucking mouth-breathing penisless fucktard. Now YOU can go back to playing Worlds of Warcraft, stuffing your 400-lb face with Funyuns and waiting for your mom to bring the pizza downstairs, while you twiddle your stubby little dick while thinking about the hot chick who brushed against your shoulder that one time in seventh grade.

    Fucking asshole.

  15. robin says:

    So this is what your pimp looks like.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I’ll pass, since I’m sure Mongo’s given you one hell of a Dirty Sanchez by now. It’s been fun, Susan, but I’ll let you get back to tonguing Mongo’s asshole now.

  17. scrotgut says:

    Seargent Johnson was all too eager to go under cover for the prostitution sting…
    But sadly was never asked back again.

  18. Mr Roboto says:

    that hooker needs to shave

  19. Anonymous says:

    Looks more like Ryan Dunn

  20. inkngrease says:

    Phil Margera really hit the skids after “Viva La Bam” ran its course.

  21. atrumdeus says:

    I told you to stay away from the 2 dollar hookers.

  22. Verus says:

    THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING

  23. I_CameThroughTheBackDoor says:

    “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

  24. AfterFart says:

    You know! Some hookers are simply not worth the 5 bucks!

  25. Anonymous says:

    This is wrong on so many levels…and what the f—is with that star on his(?) left nipple??? Put it on his g-string instead!

  26. Pierre says:

    they pissed on your rug dude!

  27. Super Gnar Gnar Panda Bear says:

    looks like a fat, gay version of nick nolte

  28. Paul says:

    If hey showed me this shit in school, with the anti-drug campaigns I would of never done them..


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