If you’re one of those people who has a penis (we’re talking to you, Whoopi) then you may have wondered exactly how big it is. Well, wonder no more. Now you can know the true shame of three inches with the Size of a Man penis measurer. Just pop your Johnny into the big tube and see where you stand in relation to your friends, neighbors and relatives (“C’mon Grandpa, get it in there!) This patented technology–OK, it’s a clear tube with inches measured on the side–guarantees it will tell you the “actual size of your penis. Well thank God. Because hearing “I can’t feel it, and “Is it even in? from my girlfriend wasn’t humiliating enough.
It doesn’t look stackable! I’m not sure if it is long enough…
Ha ha ha. Angel… Wake up!
I wonder…it sanitization required when passing along to other dudes for use? How long will it take for some perv to turn this into some homemade sexual toy?
I had one of these and it broke. Long story short.
They are so behind. Quarterlife can have social networking on their site but sizeofaman can’t? They should be the facebook of penis size.
shit, i can make my own with a straw
He tried to measure my clit once…and it measured…
They should have included thickness as well.