When trying to woo a girl, there are a few rules you should keep in mind. They are as follows:
1.) Don't rape.
2.) Complement her clothes/appearance.
3.) Try to be funny.
4.) Don't joke about having/giving AIDS.
5.) Don't sing to her if you can't sing.
6.) Don't shit/wipe in front of her.
7.) Ask her questions about things she likes.
8.) Put on some decent clothes.
9.) Stop being fat.
10.) If she's fat, then disregard rule #9.
I'm not sure about all the other rules, but this guy totally destroys #5. According to the singer:
I made this song for the girl I am in love with, who is Lucy. I made this song right before the last day of the School Year 2007-2008 so that I can show her how much I love her and going to miss her. My situation with her is different now. This demo only contains the first section of the song and I feel that I did not sing it in tune. Since my situation is different with her now and my singing is out of key, I am planning to redo this song, but for the demo, this song is good enough.
Ohhhhh, this is just a demo. My bad, dude. I didn't realize. Just put a little production work into it and this will be an awesome song. Invite me to the wedding!
Endswell: FUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT! I've seen girls who write Nick Jonas and Brad Pitt all over their stuff and ypu call this 'obsessive'. Motherfucker. In fact the name lucyiannamorelli sounds pretty catchy to use after all!
The first rule reminds me of when I went to a strip bar in Japan. Most of these places don't like foreigners so they were a little hesitant about letting me in, but when they finally gave in they made sure I understood the only 2 rules first.
They rules were 1. Don't take out my dick, and 2. Don't rape.
Take into mind that they said nothing to my two Asian friends; one who was Japanese and looks like a wanna be gangster and the other who is Korean, and wears jean shorts and a backwards Mets hat.
Lesson to be learned by all of this? Nothing. Do what ever you can to get into a Japanese strip bar, it's fucking awesome.
Dudu: I don't know if lucyiannamorelli mistook what you said, but if you are trying to say that Lil Wayne would make this song better, you would be a complete idiot to say that he would. This song isn't very good, but wayyyy better than Lil Wayne's crap.
hey dickhead, maybe he went through the 3 months of summer, went back to school and stopped missing her? like its been more than 3 months since the song got released on youtube?
jesus christ all of you people are fucking assholes to laugh at a love song. the way you guys think are wrong and have no intention to even contact the artist before judging weather its a true love song or a comedy funny song. you guys are nothing but fucking idiots.
This isn't exactly true. We are taking chances before he does anything serious. From what he is, he is not a sexual raper and/or a drug addict. He's just a nice person and it seems like theres nothing to worry about.
lucy's word is correct and she is making the right approach. this boy loves her and you guys are fuckers who have a wrong way of thinking to make the artist look bad because you guys are FUCKING IDIOTS!
Hello, I am the Lucy in the video (immaturelly greeting) and I would like to explain this.
This person isn't obsessed with me. I do like this boy (nihal) a little for making songs and sh't, but I prefer not to date older boys. He does love me for what I am and I can understand why 'anyone' would like my name, the way my last name is long in a cryptographical way. People (even some of my friends) can't even SPELL my name, enough that the spelling teacher has to put it on the spelling test in my sisters class when she was in elementary school (this was a while back when she was in 4th grade, shes graduated) and I am shocked with how fast Nihal learn't to spell my name. I'm impressed for the most part.
However, its not nice for you people to be ridiculing his person and making out 'he is obsessed' with me. I think personally that he is going to far, but in a way, it makes sense. I'm in the same exact situation and I'm not going to tell you who since It would make me sound like a fool.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 02:07 pm
This dude's obsessed...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090403102341AATvO2y
September 9th, 2009 at 09:41 pm
Endswell,
Just because this loverboy of mine uses a Password with my name does NOT incicate that he is obsessed, especially with my support.
September 9th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
he's probably not using the password since he told everyone.
September 21st, 2009 at 01:47 am
Endswell: FUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT! I've seen girls who write Nick Jonas and Brad Pitt all over their stuff and ypu call this 'obsessive'. Motherfucker. In fact the name lucyiannamorelli sounds pretty catchy to use after all!
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:22 pm
when i hear this song, i'm somehow reminded of Kip...
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:37 pm
Mudkips? I herd you liek them
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:32 pm
The first rule reminds me of when I went to a strip bar in Japan. Most of these places don't like foreigners so they were a little hesitant about letting me in, but when they finally gave in they made sure I understood the only 2 rules first.
They rules were 1. Don't take out my dick, and 2. Don't rape.
Take into mind that they said nothing to my two Asian friends; one who was Japanese and looks like a wanna be gangster and the other who is Korean, and wears jean shorts and a backwards Mets hat.
Lesson to be learned by all of this? Nothing. Do what ever you can to get into a Japanese strip bar, it's fucking awesome.
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:32 pm
Lil' Wayne would MURDER this track.
September 9th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
Yeah he sucks, he will definitely destroy the uniqueness of this song.
September 21st, 2009 at 01:51 am
Dudu: I don't know if lucyiannamorelli mistook what you said, but if you are trying to say that Lil Wayne would make this song better, you would be a complete idiot to say that he would. This song isn't very good, but wayyyy better than Lil Wayne's crap.
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:36 pm
"My situation is different with her now."
I'm guessing that means Lucy hasn't stopped sucking his dick since he sent her this video.
September 21st, 2009 at 01:57 am
hey dickhead, maybe he went through the 3 months of summer, went back to school and stopped missing her? like its been more than 3 months since the song got released on youtube?
jesus christ all of you people are fucking assholes to laugh at a love song. the way you guys think are wrong and have no intention to even contact the artist before judging weather its a true love song or a comedy funny song. you guys are nothing but fucking idiots.
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:37 pm
Here is the Atomic Remix!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNXoFyJp1Zw
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:01 pm
Damn internet's broke my judgement. I want to call fake, but i just don't know anymore.
"...control how you feel."
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:01 pm
Great, I love the remix
September 9th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
Yes, thank you very much. I adore the atomic kitten remix because of the tune and the beat.
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:14 pm
Awesome, like it.
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:41 pm
i am guessing almost immediately after this song was released the restraining took effect
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:43 pm
i meant 'restraining order'. not as funny any more..
"Lucy..i am now required to not come any closer to you than 100 feet...Lucy..
September 9th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
This isn't exactly true. We are taking chances before he does anything serious. From what he is, he is not a sexual raper and/or a drug addict. He's just a nice person and it seems like theres nothing to worry about.
September 21st, 2009 at 02:03 am
lucy's word is correct and she is making the right approach. this boy loves her and you guys are fuckers who have a wrong way of thinking to make the artist look bad because you guys are FUCKING IDIOTS!
April 23rd, 2009 at 05:54 pm
Um, unless Lucy picked the wrong color weave, I believe that's a vail on her head. I bet Mr. Lucy could actually hit an F sharp.
September 21st, 2009 at 02:00 am
WHO THE FUCK IS MISTER LUCY DUMBASS?
April 25th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Very Nice...
www.jobhome.net
September 9th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
Hello, I am the Lucy in the video (immaturelly greeting) and I would like to explain this.
This person isn't obsessed with me. I do like this boy (nihal) a little for making songs and sh't, but I prefer not to date older boys. He does love me for what I am and I can understand why 'anyone' would like my name, the way my last name is long in a cryptographical way. People (even some of my friends) can't even SPELL my name, enough that the spelling teacher has to put it on the spelling test in my sisters class when she was in elementary school (this was a while back when she was in 4th grade, shes graduated) and I am shocked with how fast Nihal learn't to spell my name. I'm impressed for the most part.
However, its not nice for you people to be ridiculing his person and making out 'he is obsessed' with me. I think personally that he is going to far, but in a way, it makes sense. I'm in the same exact situation and I'm not going to tell you who since It would make me sound like a fool.
September 9th, 2009 at 09:50 pm
UPDATE: The boy isn't Nihal either, its someone else.
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