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34 Responses to "Hey Marisa, What’s Fappening? Fap Fap Fap"

  1. Homeland Security says:

    I agree, she should gain weight… from being pregnant with my baby!!!

    ZING-O-ROOSKIE, EFF-TARDS! KA-BLAMMO!

  2. here says:

    her nose is so fucking…. scratch that, her face is so fucking disgusting!!! But…… I’d still do the bitch.

  3. Terrorists says:

    Homeland Security wins this one.

  4. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    I’d scratch her nose… with my pubes.

    Seriously, though… if it has a vagina and isn’t a relative, I’d hit it (if I wasn’t married, that is).

    And yes, since my wife is now part of my family, I’m not having sex with her either It’s all part of being married.

  5. the guy above me is a dumbass says:

    dumbass

  6. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    Internet comeback of the week, everybody!

  7. Lana says:

    she’s sooo fuckin sexyy…the things i would do to herrr my godd.

  8. the guy above me is a dumbass says:

    not you dumbass, the first dumbass

  9. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    Ok, then I take it back… because THAT guy truly IS a dumb ass.

  10. The Token Gay Guy! says:

    Ewww! I like my men HAIRY!!!

  11. BlackZepellin says:

    Yeah, this woman is fineeee

  12. Dspayre says:

    eat something

  13. TheDudeWithYeast says:

    I agree…. and a new nose would be great to….

  14. PoopDick says:

    Yeah, eat my dick.

  15. Lullaby says:

    She’ll puke that out when you’re not looking…

  16. tlester4130 says:

    holy keyboard warrior batman!! dspayre is on to something here!! lets look at pictures of the hottest fucking chicks…. AND MAKE UP BULLSHIT EXCUSES WHY THEY ARENT GOOD ENOUGH!!! you sir are a shhhhhhhmuck. thats right say it with me now, shhhhhhhhhhhhmuck.

  17. 120+ says:

    Anorexia is not sexy to all of us. I agree, make that bitch eat a sandwich…

    That being said, I wouldn’t pass it up.

  18. Dspayre says:

    I only said “eat something”
    not “OMG this is fucken horrible, bitch eat something”
    Tool.

  19. tlester4130 says:

    shhhhhmuck

  20. jimmy says:

    asshoooooooole

  21. God says:

    I know you, I know all of you, remember, I know and see everything you do and I know that all the “guys” that come here to point out what’s wrong with beautiful women created by me, are fat, alone and have not seen a vagina in years. And when you guys get to see a vagina is either the 20 bucks crack hooker from the corner, or the very fat 50 year single woman from the building. So, I understand and I know you say this and other girls are no good, just to try to feel better with yourself and the fact that never, I mean, never in your lives you had or will touch a girl that looks remotely close to the ones posted here. This is the word of the lord.

  22. The Atheist says:

    For an omnipotent being, you have pretty shitty grammar skills. That would probably explain why dumbasses feel so comfortable worshipping you.

  23. Santa Claus says:

    You’re not real

  24. The Easter Bunny says:

    He is too.

  25. Satans Sex Slave says:

    Oh he is real, he came inside of me last night.

  26. Satan says says:

    Say again Mr Slave?

  27. Satans Sex Slave says:

    Sorry sir, won’t happen again sir.

  28. Naaman says:

    Wow, I wonder if everyone feels even slightly accomplished after insulting each other on EVERY single post. I want to say congrats Holytaco for having the balls to run a hilarious site like this. No one else here could do it.

  29. anyone says:

    You are a Fucktard (just being consistent here ;-)

  30. The guy above me doesn't get it! says:

    hmmm Sir, let me explain you a litlle something… i just laughed my pants off!!!!

  31. Fuck anyone says:

    You are a little bitch.

    And related to the Picture…
    Skinny woman + Nice round ass = My Next Ex Wife

  32. Eat it says:

    I think we all agree thin women are sexy and if you don’t then you’re just a chubby chaser. And anyone who knows anything about the super fine marissa miller will tell you she is an avid boxer and works out all the time. So she does eat, she just burns it off. So quit hating on her super sexyness to make your fat ass feel better.

  33. jamie grubbs says:

    that sounds slightly stalkerish that you know that. She’s hot but REALLY? It is a tad bit scary that people know so much about people who they have never met.

  34. Eat it says:

    The only thing I said was she boxes, ya I’m a super stalker because I happened to see an online piece on the internet talking about boxing and it just so happened to feature marissa miller talking about how she likes it. Ya, that makes me a stalker because I accidently discovered it. Dickhead.


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