Sometimes the only thing that separates you and some big 'ol boobies is a strategically placed item in the way. So, here's a gallery celebrating that. Enjoy!
Holy Taco, you really need to stop with the whole "last picture" thing. It was funny for the first few times, now its just really obnoxious. But good work on the other ones.
Gaywad... You comment every freaking HolyTaco article pretty much complaining like a 45 year old going through menopause who's husband wants nothing to do with sexually yet she tries so hard but at the end of it all she is not as attractive as she was 20 years ago so chances of her getting laid are zippo. Pretty much you suck.
Often when a beer tastes unusually good - either a new brew, or maybe a day or so since my last one I say "The only way this could be better is if it came out of a nipple"... and there, right about that last picture of a shaved head Rosie O'Donnell, I have my unicorn.
Is because you love the dick....i mean when a guy is in the closet always finds defects and ugliness in a perfect shaved nice soft woman body. Masturbating to gay porn i still gay. Go and suck a cock.
Holy Taco, you almost got me! Usually you save the worst picture for last, but this time you also made the fifth picture bad. Or was that for the few girls who visit HT? Why else would you have a bunch of guys holding soccer balls?
If I were Holy Taco, I would make a gallery that the title was something like "insanely hot chicks licking wipcream off xboxes- a gallery" or something else too good to be true. Put the first pic as the title explains then when they click on it its full of "last pictures" except for the actual last picture.
What is the deal with all the video game cover ups? If you are into that you are a tool bag. Whats giving you the hard on, the girl or the site of an NES?
the game system, duh, why would you even ask that? Nothing gets me hotter than a borderline attractive girl touching the innate beauty that is the video game.
all the "last pictures" are various members of philosopher"s family. for instance this last picture is his cousin. the last picture in the car wash gallery is his mom/mistress.
Holy Taco, you really need to stop doing the galleries of girls thing. It's really obnoxious and I have a strong appreciation of the male figure (i.e. the shape of dongs. Hard dongs. In my mouth). But good on the last photo. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
i'm a whiny ass bitch-stick and i still shit my shitty fuckin pants plus my balls haven't dropped....goddam shit i hate the shit out of my shitty shitheaded self i used to feel cool online!! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK I'm gonna be a shitty fuckin virgin shit forever.!!
-the original philosopher that aint shit never been shit and aint ever gonna be shit....
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July 29th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
Holy Taco, you really need to stop with the whole "last picture" thing. It was funny for the first few times, now its just really obnoxious. But good work on the other ones.
July 29th, 2009 at 06:15 pm
Dude, you are a fag. That shit is funny.
Too bad not everything is done your way. Go suck a dick...
July 29th, 2009 at 06:17 pm
You really need to stop with the whole "posting" thing. It was never funny. But good work on -- well, uh ... failing, that's about it.
July 29th, 2009 at 07:24 pm
where do i know this guy from... oh yeah!
http://www.holytaco.com/if-internet-commenters-had-another-magazine
July 30th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
Oh snap, epic pwnage!
July 30th, 2009 at 06:14 pm
philosopher,you're a douche for writing that. nobody asked for your opinoin!
July 31st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
ALL OF YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK!
we didn't start the flame war! peeps were hatin on it before i left my comment!
August 3rd, 2009 at 02:53 pm
suckaniggadickosomethin
August 4th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Gaywad... You comment every freaking HolyTaco article pretty much complaining like a 45 year old going through menopause who's husband wants nothing to do with sexually yet she tries so hard but at the end of it all she is not as attractive as she was 20 years ago so chances of her getting laid are zippo. Pretty much you suck.
July 29th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
FIRST
July 29th, 2009 at 08:41 pm
on dial-up
July 29th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
ehh heh heh ... heh ... heh
July 30th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Shame, you're the first person to ever to lose against NPD boy.
July 29th, 2009 at 04:50 pm
I LOOOVE the last picture thing.
Please keep doing it.
PS I suck dicks.
July 29th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
Often when a beer tastes unusually good - either a new brew, or maybe a day or so since my last one I say "The only way this could be better is if it came out of a nipple"... and there, right about that last picture of a shaved head Rosie O'Donnell, I have my unicorn.
July 29th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
the "nerd girls with game consoles" were just ugly
July 29th, 2009 at 08:07 pm
Is because you love the dick....i mean when a guy is in the closet always finds defects and ugliness in a perfect shaved nice soft woman body. Masturbating to gay porn i still gay. Go and suck a cock.
July 30th, 2009 at 08:35 am
All those girls can play with my joystick.
July 29th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
Hey, isn't the fifth picture from the new Leprechaun movie, Leprechaun: Sorority Party
July 29th, 2009 at 05:54 pm
The term sorority is obsolete. We now call it pussyrority.
July 29th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
If I cover my nipples and vagina with things related to video games, I'll get so much attention from gaming blogs I get wet just thinking about it.
July 29th, 2009 at 06:18 pm
^^ guy in the last pic
July 29th, 2009 at 08:11 pm
I'm actually the leprechaun in the fifth pic.
July 29th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
Holy Taco, you almost got me! Usually you save the worst picture for last, but this time you also made the fifth picture bad. Or was that for the few girls who visit HT? Why else would you have a bunch of guys holding soccer balls?
July 29th, 2009 at 08:09 pm
how is it that so many of these gals are covered with gaming doodads? i thought that gamers didn't actually have girlfriends?
July 29th, 2009 at 08:25 pm
They don't. It's just to be extra cruel to Cheeto-covered 400-lb virgin gamers, and guys who use words like "doodads."
July 29th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
i love asian chicks with huge tits!
July 30th, 2009 at 02:22 am
You should love something that ACTUALLY exists.
July 30th, 2009 at 09:29 am
HA!
August 4th, 2009 at 02:03 am
Look up on Francie Dee, Asian with huge tits
July 29th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
Why would that guy let all his Jordan's get so dirty? Also lot of gaming sluts.
July 29th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
If I were Holy Taco, I would make a gallery that the title was something like "insanely hot chicks licking wipcream off xboxes- a gallery" or something else too good to be true. Put the first pic as the title explains then when they click on it its full of "last pictures" except for the actual last picture.
July 29th, 2009 at 09:51 pm
What is the deal with all the video game cover ups? If you are into that you are a tool bag. Whats giving you the hard on, the girl or the site of an NES?
July 30th, 2009 at 08:37 am
the game system, duh, why would you even ask that? Nothing gets me hotter than a borderline attractive girl touching the innate beauty that is the video game.
July 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
all the "last pictures" are various members of philosopher"s family. for instance this last picture is his cousin. the last picture in the car wash gallery is his mom/mistress.
July 30th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
stop making fun of me!!
-the original philosopussy that beat off to that last picture
July 30th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Whats' the deal with all these video game components boys? Is it like 'should I fuck or should I play PS'? Can't you figure out which joystick to use?
You know, you're only young once, and like I always keep telling you.
"You're not looking at the Mantelpiece while you're stoking the Fire"
July 30th, 2009 at 04:01 am
i would fuck everyperson in this gallery except the chick covering her stuff with sand, i draw the line at sandy vagainia's
July 30th, 2009 at 05:43 am
Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
July 30th, 2009 at 07:41 am
Worst. Gallery. Ever.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:36 am
The SNES girl is the best.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:41 am
First "IT" with whipping cream is fucking ugly.
Fuck you you fuckin fuck
July 30th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Last pic gag is now predictable and lame. Always a fat person.
Dont let this site get played out with the same old stuff.
August 3rd, 2009 at 02:58 pm
P.S. I eat boners
July 30th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Holy Taco, you really need to stop doing the galleries of girls thing. It's really obnoxious and I have a strong appreciation of the male figure (i.e. the shape of dongs. Hard dongs. In my mouth). But good on the last photo. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
July 30th, 2009 at 01:00 pm
You left out work dumbass. I hope you eat 40 bad eggs and shit your circulatory system.
-the original philospher
July 30th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
i'm a whiny ass bitch-stick and i still shit my shitty fuckin pants plus my balls haven't dropped....goddam shit i hate the shit out of my shitty shitheaded self i used to feel cool online!! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK I'm gonna be a shitty fuckin virgin shit forever.!!
-the original philosopher that aint shit never been shit and aint ever gonna be shit....
shit
July 30th, 2009 at 05:19 pm
That was the wrost philosopher pose ever. Bring some originality, like "lick a cow's pussy." Anyone can type cuss words over and over dumbass.
July 30th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
you sound as if you had mental issues, lmao :)
July 30th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
This is why I hate call of duty D:
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