ABC News reports that Hillary Clinton has decided to cease the use of Celine Dion’s “You and I” as the campaign’s theme song, which plays at the end of every event.
“For months, the soprano headlined Clinton’s D-NY., campaign appearances as Dion’s “You and I” served as the former first lady’s campaign theme song.”
I just imagine a group of her staff members getting together and being like “Listen, someone has to tell her we can’t take this shit anymore.” Then everyone turns in unison, looks to Bill, who’s sitting quietly in a corner eating a bucket of fries and playing boggle with a hot intern. After a few moments of silence, he sighs and then goes “Fine. I’ll just tell her this is the song I used to play when Monica blew me or something. Don’t say I never did anything for you guys.”
So what’s her new song?
“Instead on the trail these days, Big Head Todd and the Monsters are in and their ‘Blue Sky’ is seemingly the campaign’s favorite as the New York Senator enters and exits the stage.
BHTM! I have ALWAYS said pussy rock will someday be involved in electing the first female president.
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