His Name Was Actually "Dick Geyser"

December 17th, 2008 | 05:34 am

While it sounds like the world's greatest porn name ever created, it's actually just the name of a dead gay guy in San Diego who had really good ethics. According to gaylesbiantimes.com:

The Richard P. Geyser President’s Ethics Award seeks to honor local individuals who practice and encourage high ethical standards personally and professionally.

He added, “And just on a personal note, anyone who knew Dick Geyser knows that he embodied all of that – ethics, integrity and honesty – and what a wonderful way to honor his memory.”

No one will ever be able to fill the gaping hole Dick left. No one.

Thanks to Erica for sending this in.

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