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His Name Was Actually “Dick Geyser”

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While it sounds like the world’s greatest porn name ever created, it’s actually just the name of a dead gay guy in San Diego who had really good ethics. According to gaylesbiantimes.com:
The Richard P. Geyser President’s Ethics Award seeks to honor local individuals who practice and encourage high ethical standards personally and professionally.
 
He added, “And just on a personal note, anyone who knew Dick Geyser knows that he embodied all of that – ethics, integrity and honesty – and what a wonderful way to honor his memory.”
No one will ever be able to fill the gaping hole Dick left. No one.
 
Thanks to Erica for sending this in.
 
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2 Responses to "His Name Was Actually “Dick Geyser”"

  1. susanimate says:

    I’m sure his parents thought it was funny too. Only an attention whore would keep a name like that.
    http://susanimate.spaces.live.com

  2. Perez Hilton says:

    lol is it just me or does the media get dumber by the day: http://tinyurl.com/5r45kd


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