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The History of Porn Timeline

The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just thinking about porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so naturally we decided to get an early start this afternoon by revisiting the history of porn with this informative pornography timeline. The good news: according to the timeline, this next year is going to be really exciting:
 
 

 
 

20 Responses to "The History of Porn Timeline"

  1. aaaaa says:

    ssssssssss

  2. kmdasklmsadklmads says:

    Nasty image, office jerk.

  3. office jerk says:

    It should be an extension of the catherine the great and bestiality (pun intended)

  4. DonkeyXote says:

    Ah c’mon guys! How come there’s no mention of the first condom ever made back in the good old days using animal intestines!?!

    That’s some sick shit worth pointing out, I think.

  5. C-3P0 says:

    I’ll be your robot.

  6. pale whit guy says:

    WHERES MY ROBOT???

  7. BakkaGaijin says:

    I’d tear that jap ass up, DonkeyXote!

  8. anon imus says:

    Geishas are from Japan, not China, and they weren’t even around until the Tokugawa era at the latest. Real geishas were also never involved in the sex trade and never removed their clothes. You can call those prostitutes. Geishas have more in common with actresses or entertainers than strippers. At least get the country right, sheesh.

  9. geisha-natrix says:

    gimp, get back in your suit.

  10. DonkeyXote says:

    Actually, Geishas have more in common with entertainers such as harlequins and mimes than with actrices. Strippers and prostitutes on the other hand ARE sexually appealing.

    Have a look at the following Geisha picture, and tell me on a scale from 1 to 10 how hot and fuckable she is.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Maiko_in_Gion.jpg

  11. some dude says:

    no this chart is accurate. Japan didn’t even exist as JAPAN in 2.5k bc. It was all basically china. Also, note that Japan was formed by Koreans who migrated to the islands. And, the koreans were there because of the Chineese. Therefore, although the term GEISHA might not be accurate, the fact that there were ‘strippers’ in CHINA is accurate, as afterall, the sex trade is one of the oldest jobs in the world.

    also, actresses ARE also porn stars, and, entertainers ARE also strippers.

  12. pratik says:

    Leave it to the Germans to invent buttsex porn.

  13. McFuzzlesTehPwner says:

    Wow….
    (YES! PREVENTED SOME DOUCHE FROM SAYING “FIRST!!!)

  14. This girl is hot! says:

    First and everyone here is gay!!

  15. This girl is hot! says:

    I was fucking first you moron!!!

  16. Olala says:

    Nope

  17. porn zombie says:

    you forgot the fossil of two dinosaurs screwing when the asteroid struck

  18. Bloodz says:

    nice post from HT 4 a change…..

  19. some dude says:

    lets see… first midget porn, first beastuality porn, first clown porn, first sex toy, first cat fisting…. I mean where is all the good stuff?????????


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