The AVN’s (The Porn Awards) are happening in
Las Vegas this weekend, and since we don’t get to go to them this year, we’ve decided to spend the entire weekend just
thinking about
porn instead. We’re hard workers, though, so naturally we decided to get an early start this afternoon by revisiting the history of porn with this informative pornography timeline. The good news: according to the timeline,
this next year is going to be
really exciting:
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Nasty image, office jerk.
It should be an extension of the catherine the great and bestiality (pun intended)
Ah c’mon guys! How come there’s no mention of the first condom ever made back in the good old days using animal intestines!?!
That’s some sick shit worth pointing out, I think.
I’ll be your robot.
WHERES MY ROBOT???
I’d tear that jap ass up, DonkeyXote!
Geishas are from Japan, not China, and they weren’t even around until the Tokugawa era at the latest. Real geishas were also never involved in the sex trade and never removed their clothes. You can call those prostitutes. Geishas have more in common with actresses or entertainers than strippers. At least get the country right, sheesh.
gimp, get back in your suit.
Actually, Geishas have more in common with entertainers such as harlequins and mimes than with actrices. Strippers and prostitutes on the other hand ARE sexually appealing.
Have a look at the following Geisha picture, and tell me on a scale from 1 to 10 how hot and fuckable she is.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Maiko_in_Gion.jpg
no this chart is accurate. Japan didn’t even exist as JAPAN in 2.5k bc. It was all basically china. Also, note that Japan was formed by Koreans who migrated to the islands. And, the koreans were there because of the Chineese. Therefore, although the term GEISHA might not be accurate, the fact that there were ‘strippers’ in CHINA is accurate, as afterall, the sex trade is one of the oldest jobs in the world.
also, actresses ARE also porn stars, and, entertainers ARE also strippers.
Leave it to the Germans to invent buttsex porn.
Wow….
(YES! PREVENTED SOME DOUCHE FROM SAYING “FIRST!!!)
First and everyone here is gay!!
I was fucking first you moron!!!
Nope
you forgot the fossil of two dinosaurs screwing when the asteroid struck
nice post from HT 4 a change…..
lets see… first midget porn, first beastuality porn, first clown porn, first sex toy, first cat fisting…. I mean where is all the good stuff?????????